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@HalfwayPost Says more about how many veiny black dicks this pastor has accomidated.

BREAKING: A Fox News host complained today that the Snickers candy bars “look too much like veiny, black penises for Christians to eat.”

@JennaLaineESPN @NFL_DovKleiman So...no possible way Bain could have said the same line at any other point or setting, or interwiew, conversation, etc. post draft? You know for certain the "roundtable" was the ONLY occurance of said quote?

@NFL_DovKleiman Rueben Bain Jr. said that Warren Sapp quote to myself and a group of local journalists in a roundtable chat. Video was not permitted nor were quotes distributed. You were not present for that. Please provide proper credit to one of the hard-working people in the room. Thank you.

Dawg: Bucs rookie LB Rueben Bain Jr. said Warren Sapp texted him after the draft saying, “This is my city.” Bain showed up to rookie camp repping Sapp’s iconic No. 99 Rueben is going to be a PROBLEM 😈

@Dad_2_The_Bone And this kind of thinking is why Dems lose so friggin' much!

I had an opportunity to ignore that my racist maga neighbor left his hazard lights on in his car and let his battery die and I fucked up and told him he left them on, saving his battery. Sorry y’all.

@YahooSports As long as they all learn playground football, they may stand a chance!

Is this the best surrounding cast that Kyler Murray has had in his career? 👀 - Kevin O'Connell - Justin Jefferson - Jordan Addison - Jauan Jennings - Aaron Jones - TJ Hockenson

@Bunny_ngl Wellington

I need a dog name that sounds like it comes from a wealthy family!

With a lesson learned after their last Super Bowl win, the Seahawks prioritized prospects with the right competitive wiring. Here’s an inside look at their draft class, with intel on the players they took and a few they didn’t. espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

@EdKrassen Aside from Trump...no bigger fraud has been introduced to the American people than this clown.

This is comical. In The Villages, Dr. Phil really just claimed that: "What the president is doing here is really something you have to think about differently. He’s restoring trust between Americans and the government." After the Epstein file coverup? After making $3-6 billion while in office? After telling us he would lower prices? Really? Restoring trust? Is he crazy?

@YahooFantasy @JFowlerESPN Hmmm.The Seattle Seahawks are expected to wear Blue as their primary color this upcoming season.

Jadarian Price may start off as part of a committee 😬 (via @JFowlerESPN)

@MLFootball This play made sure the most Dominant and Deserving team, true Champion and overwhelming favorite was crowned at the end of the season.

THIS PLAY CHANGED THE ENTIRE #NFL SEASON: If this call went in the #Rams way… they likely would have won the Super Bowl instead of the #Seahawks. This was one of the most controversial calls of the season and completely changed the entire season. 😱

@yashar "Assess reality"...staggering irony!

If you say that something is fake, a false flag, a setup, a hoax, a psyop, or staged before you have gathered any evidence and had a chance to analyze it, you’re radicalized, and that radicalization is impacting your ability to assess reality.

@Seyless @awfulannouncing Davis said, "by week 3"

@awfulannouncing It's a weird argument that I think Charles won. He never said Mendoza will be a starter at week one. He said soonER than people think. Daniel say I disagree and later says he’ll start 7 games. Daniel is all over the place here.

Daniel Jeremiah and Charles Davis trading blows!!!! "Who would've thought that this synergy would bring us First Take here on the seventh round of the draft?"

@MikeDugar Good job so far filling spots of need for a Seahawks team that doesn't "draft for need".

Seahawks 2026 draft class so far: No. 32 – RB Jadarian Price No. 64 – S Bud Clark No. 99 – CB Julian Neal No. 148 – G Beau Stephens The Beau pick figures to be competition for RG Anthony Bradford, whose deal expires after this season. nytimes.com/athletic/72193…

@ArashMarkazi Sean McVay after being schooled on Pick Excitement Expectations by Rams brass.

Sean McVay addresses his demeanor during the Ty Simpson press conference on Thursday and says he’s excited about the draft pick and that Les Snead is his buddy and they are on the same page.

@CorbinSmithNFL Beau Stephens

#Seahawks are officially on the clock

@realjeffsimmons The way this Draft has unfolded... draft position shouldn't be indicitive of anything!

Jonah Coleman went 108 to Denver Mike Washington went 122 to Vegas to be a back up for Jeanty Can see why those guys weren't realisitic as RB1 options.

@MikeDugar Julian M Neal

The Seahawks are on the clock with pick No. 99

@AaronLevine_ Was wondering who was going to be the first...this bud's...Congrats!

The #Seahawks select TCU defensive back Bud Clark with the No. 64 overall pick (2nd round) in the NFL Draft. The Price is Right This Bud's For You

@FieldGulls Crawford

Gimme names! Now! Who will be a Seahawk in a matter of minutes? #NFLDraft

@CorbinSmithNFL If Edge....Crawford

Dani Dennis-Sutton from Penn State could also be a possibility for Seattle coming up, if available. There's been a run on EDGEs. He has the length, size, and athletic traits to be a fun addition to that defensive line.

@baconsbeta @CorbinSmithNFL Exactly! Wasnt even a remote possibility

@CorbinSmithNFL Why the hell did u have him making it to 64

R. Mason Thomas, who I had mocked to #Seahawks at 64, is coming off board way earlier as Chiefs pick him at 40.