Collide Scope
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Collide Scope
@scope_collide
🔍 Unveiling ideas beyond the mainstream 🔍 🌐 Venturing into uncharted intellectual territories 🌐 💡 Retweets ≠ Endorsements 💡
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@scope_collide @Mr_Husky1 Ooh, that sounds like a good idea!
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I have lost my keys inside my car. Not locked, LOST.
To clarify:
My car turned on.
My car will only turn on if the keys are inside of it.
So they must be in the car.
Yet I cannot find my keys.
My car is not messy.
There is very little in it.
I’ve looked everywhere.
And yet, the keys are nowhere to be found.
But they have to be here.
Hence, I have lost my keys in my car.
What … and I cannot stress this enough … the f*ck?
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@scope_collide @Mr_Husky1 If the car starts simply because the keys are in it there is likely not enough metal to be detected!
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@austinphoto45 @Mr_Husky1 Why don’t I have community notes?
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@scope_collide @Mr_Husky1 …..but look at all the hits he got lol😂😂😂😂
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@covie_93 Tell me you haven’t travelled the world. The vast majority of other countries ain’t fucking around at the airport
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@SenSchumer You have a chance to do the funniest thing—challenge Trump to a pistol duel. Pay per view to pay TSA
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@ick_real You need to start with one thing that’s sustainable then add on as you’re ready. It’s your journey, quit being a hoe
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@BuhTezceTresce @basedseattle Have you played jenga? Towers fall asymmetrically
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@scope_collide @basedseattle I see you have not heard of gravity yet. Once you get out the kindergarten, you may have a chance.
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🚨#BREAKING: Researchers in New Jersey are warning that the r-word is experiencing a significant and concerning resurgence.
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@KeithOlbermann @atrupar Sure buddy, I’m not fooled by your public self soothing session
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@atrupar This stupid rube thinks Democrats don't prefer ICE idiots in a confined space where we know where they are, rather than roaming the streets looking for civilians to shoot
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@KevinPWoram @ChaseForLiberty Italian grandmothers with wooden spoons and spiky shoes who aren’t above violating your civil rights
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@rushicrypto Maybe tsa will finally go away. God forbid we defund unnecessary agencies. Feel free to pick the next one
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@DrRitaDed @MarineDad2020 How? Covid treatment in hospitals had a very bad incentive system
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@timburchett Trump is
And you're one of his whores
And so are you, Trump supporter, reading this
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