We heard you. And we agree. In light of recent developments in physical media, GitHub is proud to announce that you can now obtain your public repo on CD-ROM. Keep it. Lend it to friends. Pass it on to your children. Your code is physically yours, forever. Until you lose it, let's be real. Order yours today. gh.io/cd

@github No authentication and you send the repo, smart

@github Is this a late April Fool's joke?

@github @grok what recent developments?

@github they know

@github My laptop doesn't come with a cd drive. How about you could copy the repo onto a thumbdrive and sell that, instead of burning cds? 🤔

@github Are you kidding? This is stupid and you have such a weak control system to determine if I own my repo, I just have to confirm? No you should do better.

@github This is very interesting, but I’m curious what was use case for this? USB not an option?

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@github Me listening to repos on a walkman

@github Can't wait to pass my vibe slop b2b saas down to my kids

@github Ummmm forever is used a little loosely here though - not common knowledge but CD-ROMs do you have a shelf life.. // not a good permanent storage medium at all…

@github How about this @github ?

@github @grok how long do DVD’s last? Shouldn’t this be another type of disk for longevity?

@github there are 7 million things that you need to fix and you are releasing cd's thats crazy cool, but crazy

@github (a) Stop taunting people for desiring physical media that they control (b) When will I stop seeing the embarrassing unicorn or 10s loads after extremely simple operations on your website? (c) Delete your account

@github mf, @github I choose to believe you guys have had your twitter account jacked.. I refuse to believe this is not phishing link trying to get enough info to sim swap people. Lmk if this is real, cause I'm actually going to burn all my repo's onto CD's if it is. Ya'll cooked.

@github 2027 is coming

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@github This is also a cool option.

@github @grok tell them how long a burned CD lasts.

@github 😂

@github Ngl this is actually cool! Feel like submitting 🥹

@github Hmm, so basically if I order one, then someone from GitHub will access my repo and read my data, this proves that private repos could be monitored by GitHub personnel!

@github they have to ship you CDs because the website is barely up

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@github Next my Windows 3.11 for Workgroups Floppy disks

@github I mean.. wanting to own your own data in a physical form is definitely something people want, but CD-ROM? Why not floppy disk at this point? 🤣

@github can i get it on a punch card?

@github Yasss bring back the CD Unfortunately since i got rid of my old car i have zero devices that can read a CD lying within reach 😫

@github What if your repo can’t fit on a single CD?

Obviously you didn't listen at all because the GitHub suite of services at times borders on unusable. Instead of doing this useless nonsense you could have fixed merge queues so that they don't retest every branch in a group. You could work on stability and availability of GHCR, actions and webhooks. You could fix the GH cli so that it doesn't error on gh pr view. You could fix apps so that it doesn't take 40 steps to do what a PAT does despite it being the recommended approach. You could make dependabot not ass (we have had to replace it entirely with a different product). You could make managing releases and release process a lot better. Projects are like 70% of the way to being a replacement for Linear, but you have not carried it across the finish line so we go off platform for project management. Actions hosted runners doesn't meet our cost or performance needs for almost all of our workflows so we go off platform for that too. What the actual ass is this CD nonsense you fools. Please start listening.

@github Did I somehow miss the rest of 2026 and wake up on April 1st 2027?

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@github CD-ROM?!

@github can i also get it free on a usb stick? (maybe 128gb? its a big repo?)