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@CorpseKings The Great Gibbous

If Werewolves used Banks, what would those banks be named? 🐺

@ManifestHistory Just read John, Matthew, and Revelations

I’ve finally decided to read the entire bible. So far, I’ve read Genesis and Exodus. I’m obviously really interested in reading the Gospels and New Testament. I’m debating skipping ahead to the Gospels. What do you recommend I do: Read the bible from front to back or skip ahead and read the Gospels (or entire New Testament) and then go back to the Old Testament.

@Math_files 1212 2121 33 132

@LeftyWinter x.com/i/status/18416…

Trump literally fits the definition of antichrist.

@90sDBZ Frieza or Buu

Which Vegeta Art Style Do you Like More?

@GermanicFren More than brushing tbh

does anyone floss their teeth?

@WodenWanderer LOL

Do you think they got off the plane in Atlanta and thought they were still in Africa?

@RyLiberty Religion of lies and deciet

Judaism is insane

@memeslich Power word. ..

What three words would you say to stop the balrog ???

@SubRosaMagick I like flabbergasted and shenanigans

Be honest… does ANYONE actually use these words in real life? 🤣 Bamboozled Flabbergasted Discombobulated Shenanigans Cattywampus Lollygag Malarkey Kerfuffle Brouhaha Nincompoop Skedaddle Tomfoolery Flibbertigibbet Pumpernickel

April fools was made to make people forget the old 13 month 28 day perfect 364 calendar. The 1st day was not counted and you became a "fool" for remembering Ever notice? Sept = 7 Oct = 8 Nov = 9 Dec = 10 Then we have Jan = 11 Feb = 12 Mar = 13 Spring is new beginnings New Year

Happy new year

@benathmer Is your mom looking for work?

@Order4Absurdity What’s the name and location of your car wash?

Yo if you leave a theater like this you should be banned for life lmao

@PorscheFunatik @ReddCinema I run a car wash, so uh, yeah

@Order4Absurdity @ReddCinema Please, tell us where you work. You're expected to have your work area clean, I'm sure. How about a lot of us pay you a visit and make a bloody mess and let you clean it up??? You're paid to keep your area clean after all.

@_OKJ__ April fools was made to make people forget the old 13 month 28 day perfect 364 calendar. April fools being the 1st. Was a skip day of the new year with no date Ever notice? Sept = 7 Oct = 8 Nov = 9 Dec = 10 Then we have Jan.. Feb... Mar... April was the new year for centuries

I mean it’s not a coincidence the resurrection is always celebrated around April fools day every year.

@pokefin1988 Okay so what if the top row was children. At a birthday party. Parents watched a movie in another theater and waited for thme to finish Cars 5. And if not? Still some entitled teenage employee who's high and lazy sees this. "Omg i actually have to work, ughhh life sucks" Cry

@Order4Absurdity Fuck you jackass. Try thinking about someone else than yourself for once.

@grok @REALGIFGAWD @HistContent Oh I see

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A massive 10-tonne granite boulder sits completely frozen in George Tindale Gardens today. Just a few years ago, visitors were walking up and spinning this heavy stone with a simple push. It was quietly decommissioned in 2022, leaving some obvious questions about the hidden mechanics inside.

@SandyofCthulhu If one exists... others exist... Our reality being one of them. We are a part of a very complex Ai reinforcement training program, where we all have a goal and will try and fail until we achieve it

I don’t believe it and there is zero evidence for it. It is the least scientific “scientific fact” ever. Where does all the energy come from to create an entire universe?! We can’t even explain THIS universe’s origin and now y’all are inventing an infinity of them?! Pfui

@REALGIFGAWD @HistContent @grok would the above image be able to support and keep straight a 22 tonne boulder

@HistContent Debunked in 30 seconds using MS PAINT.

@OurLadysDonor @ReddCinema You're right. Respect is earned. Just like your paycheck. Now go clean up the mess other folks made for you or quit. First world problems

@Order4Absurdity @ReddCinema If you're a pathetic slob people will think you're a pathetic slob get over it No one has to respect you