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@faithandheresy @theistinthought Normally I'd just wait for the apple cart to come down our block. Most days the horse shit was simply too deep to wander to the market.

@theistinthought How do you think people used to shop? Like, what do you imagine happened before cars?

Question to the ‘walkable city’ advocates who hate cars: If you go to the grocery store and have eight bags (or even four bags) of groceries, how do you get them home? You push around a little cart or something? Sounds bad.

@cliptis86 I guess it would interesting to at least see a separate leaderboards for people that play like this. I grind like a madman, so it could be cool to see where I stand.

@TalonZahn A lot of people do

Solo Self Found (SSF) is officially coming to Diablo 4 👀🔥 Players have wanted this mode for a LONG time—and now it’s finally happening. SSF removes: • Trading • Partying with other players Everything must be earned completely on your own: • Gear • Materials • Consumables • Progression You’ll still see Wanderers in the open world and shared events like: • World Bosses • Legion Events • Helltides …but activities like Nightmare Dungeons, Lair Bosses, and Infernal Hordes will be fully solo. A few important details: • SSF is Seasonal-only • The choice is permanent during the season • You cannot convert to a normal Seasonal character • Trading/party access unlocks once transferred to Eternal Also disabled in SSF: • Couch Co-op • Dark Citadel • Free Trial AND… SSF leaderboards are coming to the Tower 🏆 So now you’ll be able to climb the ranks and show off your medal using ONLY the gear you personally found. Honestly, this is a huge win for players who love the true solo grind. #Diablo4 #DiabloIV #Diablopartner #Mobalytics #ARPG #LordofHatred

@faithandheresy @allie__voss Jokes on you, I installed mine backwards and stand outside to get the cool air!

@allie__voss The Europeans are right. Americans are basically shut-ins that rarely go outside.

Europeans claim to be so civilized and advanced but then can't install a $100 window unit

@bpardoe870 @Write4Republic youtube.com/watch?v=90YLkH…

@Write4Republic The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance.

What is the best western movie of all time?

@FenixAmmunition @Playteaux1 Biden still holds the higher average over the same time period. The oil companies are the actual villain here since the U.S. gets let's than 2% of its oil through the Straight.

@Playteaux1 Fully retarded.

I just paid $3.59 a gallon for gas. Thats down 40¢ from last week. If you’re still complain about Iran and gas prices, please STFU.

@SantaDecides @LiberalHivemind You *should* vote for me. Feel the Hate in 28! I vow to carpet bomb our problems away.

@LiberalHivemind Between Vance and Massie for me

Who would you support in 2028?

@Lorgarwasright2 It's 50/50 no matter who does them.

She’s doing my taxes, I’m going to jail aren’t I?

@faithandheresy @Tooth_Chipper Mine is...

@Tooth_Chipper Oh is that within walking distance?

Weird. This is my grocery store in the US. Sounds like a skill issue.

@denverpost Maybe @DanSoder can set them up at his mom's place.

With no options left, a Venezuelan family living in Colorado walks into ICE custody, seeking to go back home denverpost.com/2026/05/24/col…

@TheDemocrats Democrats lead the ratio at around 23 to 1 over the Republicans for military deaths.

@JustRockContent Second only to Unchained

“Panama” - Van Halen Is Panama included in your top three Van Halen songs ever?

The Husband is going fishing today. How long until I start dressing all in black and standing on the roof?

@RazorFist She's already been naked..... When she was much younger, and looked less like a ratchet.

I wonder why the Japanese caste system rated actors below prostitutes?

@TimothyImholt All work and no play make Tim...something something...lol

@TalonZahn I did make it to the Queen Mary for the tour. But I moved here specifically to work. This, while a pleasant place to live weather-wise, was for no other reason.

This gets really close to my office. Watching closely

@TimothyImholt Hopefully you will get some free time. Wife and I loved living in SoCal but that was 25 years ago... (the State sucks) I can easily recommend 20+ places off the top of my head I think you would like to check out between/in LA and SD.

@TalonZahn I haven't made it terribly far. I made it to Catalina once. I moved here in September for a job and that has kept me shockingly busy (in a good way).

@TimothyImholt Have you been to the Mission in San Juan Capistrano? I know you cruise the beaches from posts, it's a cool little place to check out.

@TalonZahn I just googled it. Once the evac is over, I'll have to visit them.

@TimothyImholt Shame! Killer store, been there forever it seems. I used to come up from San Diego to play Battletech there with cool people like Chris Lewis who did the art for Project Phoenix. If you have hobbies, you must visit!

@TalonZahn Erm. I don’t even know what that is. I’m kinda new here.

@faithandheresy Nothing wrong with a ham bone and some pinto beans.

The same people that cry about "third worldism" are now telling you to subsist on beans from a crockpot and bologna sandwiches.