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@tigerlilysghost ARE U SELLING THIS 😍

Vintage 1970’s Union Made Ivory Corset Gown

happy Easter

@soofledo Kkkkkkkkk que? Sai dai minha filha isso aqui se chama banho de lua e é do Brasil mesmo tem nada a ver com islam não!

@AnaIsaia_ @soofledo Why did the translation make you southern

@PalmyrPar Is it not bc it’s winter now??? My blonde hair darkens so much in the winter and also darker living far north than when I lived Deep South.

Jaime Lannister was like 30 years old at the start of Game of Thrones, if your golden-blond hair lasts to 30 it’s not gonna “darken with age” in a few years, or even ever, you fucking retard lmao Behold the “media literate” at their best:

half of my job is referring to the SOW and going

@oliveegger I made enchiladas too and had one left over!! I gave it to my baby to gnaw on and she immediately gave it to the floor. 😇

One lonely little tortilla left after making enchiladas, I’ll just butter it up and eat it— OH NO what if my husband wanted it for his smoothie

@bowtiedmeathead @StrosBro Girl trades are cosmetology, other beauty services, medical assistant, nannying.

@StrosBro So if my daughter hates school and sucks at it think it makes sense to encourage her to go to college?

My wife and I were talking the other day about potential career options for my 15 yrs old daughter who really struggles in school and is likely not college bound/material. For guys it’s easy… Don’t want to go to college, pick a trade or figure something else out such as a police officer, firefighter etc. It’s not as easy for girls. I think she would do well in sales since she is attractive, has the personality and is extremely social (spends hours everyday talking on the phone to all her friends). For parents with daughters who aren’t on the college path…what are some real, high-income career options you’ve seen work?

@potatoslav And why do the hand jails stop at 3 months?? That’s when mine discovered how to tear her head up actually, need them more than ever

excuse me why are there no FOOTIE PAJAMAS in size for my 10 month old NEWBORN INFANT he is a BABY. BABY!!!!!!

My one-and-a-half-year old daughter is really transitioning from the phase where they are like a French guy (crying, grunting, overwhelmed by emotions) to the phase where they are like an Italian guy (kissing, hand gesturing, overwhelmed by emotions)

@oliveegger They got me pumping in the recovery room due to poor latch and I was never able to break the cycle of empty breast/hungry babe often enough to get her back to breast. next baby I will not pump until I’m actually away from my baby/back at work!! You’re right!!

“Pick smarter people than this” And it’s literally just the most basic level breastfeeding biology

@thulelarper @Albertagarbage If you’re doing IVF, you both should be on a regimen. It’s expensive. Look into CNY if you’re paying out of pocket. Most people need multiple rounds.

@Albertagarbage these for me or her?

I have a sperm quantity issue because of something that happened to be a decade ago and IVF is likely the only shot my wife and I have at a baby any advice on the process would be appreciated

@RRR0BYN @revenant_MMXX This is the one I have that is mostly linen (minus fasteners) and about half the price. You need some shoulder flexibility to use but I love it. happybabycarriers.com/products/origi…

@revenant_MMXX I bought this bc I’m obsessed with everything in my closet being linen and I wanted it to feel fashionable, you by no means need to spend this much but if price isn’t an option cannot recommend this one enough

True. The baby carrier is my single greatest tool as a mom of 3 kids 5 and under. Bc of this handy linen device I can get three square meals on the table while homeschooling a preschooler and kindergartener. I’d never survive without it and also my baby is extremely happy and chill bc she’s close to me all day.

my baby smiling so big in all pics of her with anyone but me bc she’s actually smiling at me, her mom, taking the pic 😚

@ThymeToBeBorn Ooh and IVF pregnancies are low risk compared to births even like, 50 years ago, probably.

youtube.com/watch?v=ndCCwh… I'm unimpressed by the attempts to make utilitarian arguments against IVF/ART. Some assertions: 1. IVF pregnancies are high risk You're trading off historically tiny risks for teeny tiny increases in danger.

this is like at a party when my MIL was saying growing up in Chicago was good for her kids & then they both started talking about how they’d only been robbed at gun point once each & actually it was kinda sorta their fault lol & everyone else looked horrified

@wrowclif Look for last names in your family trees. Arnet, Arsenault, Anderson, Allen, etc.

Anyone got and good baby names? If it's a boy, the initials have to be WAR to fit family tradition, and I think the W part is settled, but I'm not thrilled with any of the A names I've thought of. Girl names are more open to the spirit of things.

told my husband this and he said that “kinda sounds like only god would know if that you actually did that” and I said EXACTLY Hellllooooo

this lent I will give up the attachment to the outcome of my duties

@littlebillie Biddeford just got rid of theirs too. Tiny section of nursing and pumping bras. South Portland supposedly has their maternity section still. The biddo one was shit to begin with. I remember forever 21 had maternity! Now not even department stores.

So did all target stores discontinue maternity clothing or just the one closest to me??

@ThymeToBeBorn Kinda sounds like a prisoner getting their little phone call or whatever. I think it’s a meaningful reprieve.