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Corn Holio
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Corn Holio
@BucketMech
We need TP for our bungholes
United States Bergabung Ocak 2023
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@elonmusk Or you can buy a 2001 Toyota Corolla in 2017 for $200 and still be driving it daily. 🤷♂️
38mpg
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@WDL04 @Nazia199403 Explains a lot. They got feet like a Flintstone over there.
Yabbadabbadoo!!
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Being a girl is crazy why do my feet have to be pretty too
Wow, He’s Tsonga!@_aboihasnoname
When she takes off her socks but her feet ain’t cute.
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@sizzle_sarah You bet. Imagine that? Sometimes they even like us for who we are, and shit.
Holy cow this must be such an epiphany for you all.
GIF
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This war will be the one that gets drone warfare banned. Like mustard gas in WW1.
It’s inhumane, cowardly, and achieves nothing besides killing one or two people in the most gruesome way possible.
𝚂𝙽𝙸𝙿𝙴𝙳™@The_Banned_Vids
Feels like a predator playing with prey before the inevitable🇷🇺 Historical Footage shows a Ukrainian FPV drone chasing a lone Russian soldier in the field!
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@ABmrJutt You don’t need to stick your finger in a bulb socket, in order to understand electricity.
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@BobMetz155906 @ImGinnyRobinson @therobmichaels Great post. 👍
Look at this pathetic bot army coming after you. They are so weak.
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@ImGinnyRobinson @therobmichaels Yes! We Should've just let Iran continue killing 7800 citizens a week and let them have multiple nuclear bombs??? Sonny Jim joined the Army it's his fkn job and they do it very well So pulleeaze just STFU! Moron!
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@UziCryptoo IDK why anyone needs a house. What does the house even do?
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@BucketMech @LeesiBB @Baloney_and Oh, he's really agitated now, pulling out where your from, like that means anything to anyone. Still taking the bait.
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can i just say a hot take? i’m sorry but men like this are such losers. his daughter is 19 lol
☆@fwskiiii
Tobey Maguire (50) is currently dating mishka Silva (20)
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@GoodniteAndBye @JessicaArt74033 Why you call yourself ugly? I looked at your picture and just can’t understand how people are unhappy with what this life has given them.
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Maybe try getting out of bed and joining a sports team.
I'm ugly, but that doesn't stop me from joining the fellas for bocce. Did wonders for my confidence and now I know a whole bunch of old Italian lads.
I mean, I dominated last weekend. Next thing you know Guiseppe is burning a card and I'm saying the Omerta.
And that's how I went from ugly, depressed, scots-irish Thomas to (still) ugly Tommy "Good Looks"
I believe in you, Jessica!
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@JessicaArt74033 Scar? Come on now. You just wanted us to tell you that you’re beautiful. Didn’t you. You have a mirror. You know that scar is nothing but a little bit of character. You got lucky.
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@ataletold @Mr_Husky1 Good. Serves him right.
Anyone who doesn’t think they deserve their ass kicked, is long overdue.
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@Mr_Husky1 C'mon! The kid was bing annoying. He should have called the steward. Instead, he did NOT "tilt his seat back," he slammed it backward, violently.
He may not have meant to hurt the kid, but if he did, that's assault and battery. Why don't people get that that's a jailable offense?
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@ThisisOshaz_ Jesus Christ, I’ve walked into a pissed off hen house.
All look like they haven’t been fucked in a year.
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@ThisisOshaz_ Okay, so hate men. We’ll never change. Plenty of “pick me” ladies to choose from. Ones who actually appreciate all that men do. And accept our faults.
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@Suzierizzo1 That’s not why we don’t believe women should be sent to war.
I’d explain it to you but it would take too long. Men don’t crumble when they see fallen male soldiers. Men seeing women killed, does something entirely different. We feel like we let them down and failed.
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@jimbohuff @BaileyisBratty @ShilohxxJulia We are just more basic with stuff. “I can’t believe he said that to me” I will never forgive him”
Just doesn’t happen much.
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@BaileyisBratty @ShilohxxJulia Women’s relationship:
Today: I love you so much! We are literally soul sisters.
Next week: She is such a phony bitch
Men’s relationships:
Today: Hey shithead. Wanna grab a beer?
20 years later: Hey shithead: Wanna grab a beer?
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@BaileyisBratty You’d be throwing each other off the balcony in no time.
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@DarkYafeth Not anymore or less, than any of yours will be. Are you to be the judge of her? The judge of her decisions? Should you dissect her life and judge her on everything you can find that you don’t approve of? Does that make her any better? I’ll tell you what it makes you. A coward.
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@Dinnersloth9117 @benchmarksport_ They forgot that boomers GenX and millennials all saw the world before this fake ass shit. And we know it used to be way better without any of it.
We see right through all the bullshit.
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@benchmarksport_ Bro ain't training for shit, the vid is fake. Dude not even moving the steering wheel but the cart going all over the place lmao. Y'all mfers goofy as fuck
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@VraserX So will water balloons filled with cooking oil. Watch your step Clankers.
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Can you imagine that this will be completely normal soon? 🤯
Jesse Richards@iamjesserichard
@TeslaTrackerUS Spotted this today too. Looks like they are packing them up?
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@sleepymei3 @covie_93 Letting us know the true American spirit is not dead yet. 💪
Founding fathers would have skull fucked you pussies.
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