Crypto Chiropractor

Should I throw a decal of @the_ape_society on my @tesla? @PetricVince @therealcardman @matasa_qt #cardano #theapesociety

A few things, and the reason I've been pushing for this, having been in the space for a while. Cardano was one of the first ecosystems I dove into - robust and resilient, its rigorous approach and an architecture built to last got me excited. We have a real opportunity to: 1. Support the builders who have been here since day 1 and are still building today. 2. Introduce and expand Cardano's reach with other ecosystems, now that Layer Zero and USDCx are live. This has the potential to bring in liquidity, users, and overall growth to the network. 3. Cardano is Bitcoin’s institutional-grade, programmable, onchain governed eUTxBro. We want to guide the builders, mentor the right founders, and introduce resources this space has never seen before - all while making history as the first Treasury-backed venture structure, and demonstrating just how strong Cardano's governance truly is. This can compound too. If this becomes the first institutional fund backed by the treasury, it can unlock the second, the third, and the fourth entrants to join in the future. Thanks to @Cardano_CF, this proposal and structure serve as a blueprint for future institutions to enter, invest, scale, and grow the ecosystem.

You can use @strikeperps with these wallets now. It is multichain! Millions in volume are coming. $STRIKE is a gem.

@IOHK_Charles @strikeperps Important to see this post too IMHO: x.com/sz8ng/status/2…

@JimmysSeafood @Variety I don’t know you jimmy but one day I’ll be bringing the family to your restaurant

@Variety Go fuck yourself

Chuck Norris Was a Great Action Star -- but Politics May Overshadow His Legacy variety.com/2026/film/opin…

@TheRealWeb3Kat @IOHK_Charles Heard he will be using that USECx as liquidity on @strikeperps v2 (We are ready for you @IOHK_Charles…v2 rollout began today)

BREAKING: @IOHK_Charles has confirmed he sold his Blackhawk. He will be using the proceeds to mint $usdcx (I made that second part up, but we can dream right?)

We've launched our V2 mainnet today. Its a huge milestone but we aren't done yet. For the next month or two: Mobile app is coming out Open up the liquidity deposit and lift the deposit cap Release builder codes so anyone can build on top of the strike infra and earn Adding support for Solana Adding support for more advanced order types Native Fiat On/Off Ramp List more assets Add more advanced analytics for traders Allow for one click funding rate arb across multiple platforms all within Strike AI guided trading Points Program Add more customizability to the trading terminal For this year: Strike Chain V3 this year. Higher.

@strikeperps Oh damn… referrals are going to be huge. A few traders with influence or just influencers in general can make bank. @lilybrodi @ItsDave_ADA @dapp_central @VEGAS_ADA_Pool @zerohedge @BOMO_io

The future is here. We’re excited to announce Strike V2 mainnet is now live. Low fees, lightning fast speed, and an advanced orderbook model. Happy trading everyone 🔥 Link: 🕹️ app.strikefinance.org

@strikeperps Love you

JUST IN: A whale has opened up the first 1 million ADA trade. We believe it’s the largest trade in Cardano history.

@jamesclift I’d prefer to DM that info!

@Crypto_Chiro @Crypto_Chiro Thank you for commenting! What's the name of your business, and what's it about?

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@elonmusk I’m starting a charity called “student loan payoff because I was young and dumb.” Happy to accept the donations.

Btw, the proceeds of any legal victory in the OpenAI case will be donated to charity. I will in no way enrich myself.

One can barely comprehend the potential of @strikeperps , therefore I helped myself (and you :) ) with this visual. If everything goes as well as the team is planning.... We are on the verge of something beautiful 😍

@RoundtableSpace @MarioNawfal Somebody help me deploy something like this on @strikeperps v2

A STUDENT USED ANTHROPIC AI TO TURN ~$1K INTO $1.5M ON POLYMARKET WITH 44K TRADES AND A QUANT-DRIVEN BOT.

@Sic2336 x.com/strikeperps/st…

So we got Iagon drama, Liqwid, $NIGHT, Emurgo with Yoroi,Governance... Can someone talk about the good things happening on Cardano too or we just gonna drawn ourselves in this hate pit? I'm not saying they are not justified talks and issues, but it's getting a bit exhausting you know?

@Sic2336 @strikeperps x.com/strikeperps/st…

@Sic2336 You mean strike v2 Friday? @strikeperps

On launch, this will be the most comprehensive trading platform on Cardano. And we have so much more to build. Higher