Crypto Chiropractor

Should I throw a decal of @the_ape_society on my @tesla? @PetricVince @therealcardman @matasa_qt #cardano #theapesociety

@ripx4nutmeg Get it

Bodycam footage has just been released of police visiting an American campus last year following the report of a car theft. Unfortunately for them, the first person they meet is a cross-dressing student, who throws repeated and aggressive tantrums over his gender identity.

Daily volume and revenue is up 100% since this announcement More liquidity = better execution Means larger trades, more volume, more money Oh and over 12,000 trades today… 🏎️

Hell yea.

@ilmcloughlin 140% isn’t enough for SLP depositors? Whatchu talking bout Willis?

This 1M 'liquidity' is just a hired hedging bot, not REAL TVL. It'll front-runs users, extract spreads, give SLP stakers zero yield, and can unplug in seconds. Team gets fake volume; retail gets worse fills. This isn't institutional validation..it's just a vanity metrics boost.😂

@BendingData Excited to see what difference this makes. Then I’m excited to 5,10 million next

It's been a long time since we've seen liquidity deployed at scale on Cardano. Now we finally have 🔥

There are more than 10 CEXs that does billions of volume daily. Perp dexs will obviously overtake them at one point. The path to get there is clear. This deployment is just a first step. We got lots more to do. Mobile app coming, Strike V3 coming. Hybrid orderbook/rfq model coming. More liquidity coming. More business deals coming Higher.

@jason_borck So what is it bruh

I am unbelievably excited to announce what I've been working on soon 😎 Its the first time in a long time that I wake up thinking about it, think about it all day, think about it before falling asleep, and then dream about it too. Mentally im as sharp as Ive ever been, with a level of consistency and discipline I've never been able to reach before. So many failures and lessons prepared me for this next phase. It really is beautiful how everything comes together in hindsight. It feels good to have something pushing me forward this strongly. Something I think could genuinely make a massive impact while helping others avoid the same mistakes Ive made. Pure poetry in the making ✏️

Effective immediately, we’re excited to announce a $1,000,000 liquidity deployment to our protocol by a leading firm, improving our trading execution 5x and taking us to the next level. Institutions are here & we’re open for business. More info: 🏎️ @strikecardano/strike-secures-1-000-000-liquidity-deployment-to-unlock-the-next-phase-of-growth-57b1ea955680?postPublishedType=repub" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@strikecardano…

As do you. It won’t make a difference (because strike will attract more liquidity with time on their own) and no strike holder expects it to pass so this is more of a shock that a proven team/product that isn’t just asking for free money is being denied by most. It’s a proven team borrowing capital that is likely to be repaid plus yield. Whereas other proposals are going to be gifted millions that will likely result in not only massive sell pressure (see the 120 million ADA proposal) but most likely no objective benefit. We’ve funded the wrong things for too long and this small ask is a new structure that makes so much sense with such limited risk in juxtaposition to other props. It’s all good man just differences of opinion

@Crypto_Chiro Look you've obviously got your mind made up and that's fair enough, but I'm not going to go into details when it's already laid out in the OP better than I can say. Vagueness and a trust me bro attitude isn't going to move the needle, or anyone's mind. Until next time my guy 🫡

I'm voting No on the Strike Finance Liquidity Deployment proposal. First off, I do recognize what Strike Finance has contributed to Cardano. But, as much as it pains me to say it, Strike Finance in its current form is hard to even call a Cardano-native product. I'm voting No for two reasons. 1. The proposal says it will "increase on-chain trading activity," but Strike V2's trade execution happens off-chain on the Strike Node, and L1 only handles deposits, withdrawals, and settlement. What the treasury funds create isn't on-chain transactions or fees, but market-making liquidity for an off-chain CLOB. On top of that, this off-chain processing doesn't even run on Hydra, the scaling solution built on Cardano's eUTXO model. It runs on Strike's own execution layer. In other words, it isn't even going in the direction of using Cardano's own infrastructure to become a reference point for the ecosystem. So Strike Finance's growth in trading volume doesn't translate into a direct contribution to the Cardano network. 2. The proposal doesn't prove the link between "more Strike traders" and "more users and liquidity for the Cardano ecosystem." Even with a target of 5,000 traders, there's no basis to assume they'll hold ADA, use other Cardano dApps, and stay in the ecosystem. If anything, the fact that around 50% of the trading volume comes from Ethereum users shows that these people are just using Strike, which is a different thing from actually coming into the Cardano ecosystem. To sum up, this proposal reads more like the treasury investing liquidity for yield into a protocol that's hard to even call Cardano-native. I believe treasury funds should be used in a direction that genuinely brings users and liquidity to the ecosystem as a whole, and since I don't think this proposal meets that bar, I'm voting No.

@P123Ceteris @PaddyCTO That’s ADA I’m referring to actual revenue which is 30k USD lol

@PaddyCTO @Crypto_Chiro So 6x 36k = 216k pm

State of Cardano Income: 3Million Ada per year Spend: 350Million Ada per year Over 100x Ada/BTC down Ada/USD down Onchain Txs down Pools down Ah sure let's spend 150x what harm could it do.......

@PaddyCTO Exactly. 30k a month.

@Crypto_Chiro Image is per epoch so that's every 5 days on Cardano

@noah_schochet @TerraFirma_Inc @kleinerperkins @NoahMcGuinn @SpaceX Can you put me down for $1000

Today, we’re announcing that we’ve raised $115 million in funding, including a $100M Series A led by @kleinerperkins. America has lost the ability to build, and we’re here to restore it. My co-founder, @NoahMcGuinn, and I left our jobs at @SpaceX , where we worked on programs including Starship, Starshield, and @Starlink, to build a company that will solve construction’s greatest challenges. Infrastructure is the foundation of civilization, and construction is the precursor to innovation. If America wants to build a brighter future for the next generation, we have to make it faster, cheaper, and safer to build. That’s where @TerraFirma_Inc comes in. We’re a new type of company, a robotic construction company that builds the full technology stack needed to deliver an order-of-magnitude improvement in one of the world’s oldest, largest, most important, but least efficient industries. We are building technology that expands what’s possible in construction on Earth, and then we'll use that same technology to build megastructures and colonies on the Moon and Mars. We’ve made tremendous progress over the past year, growing the company more than 10x in the last 12 months. We are performing projects across the world. By the end of October 2026, we are on track to operate 3 of the top 3 largest robotic construction fleets in the world, each on a different continent, bringing unprecedented speed, scale, and efficiency to some of the world’s most complex critical infrastructure projects. This funding will allow us to step on the gas and scale our manufacturing, software, operations, and construction deployments, including work on massive commercial and government contracts. We’re building the future of construction right here in Austin, Texas, and scaling it globally. If you want to be part of the team changing the world, now and on Mars, join us. Our Series A was led by Kleiner Perkins, with participation from Bain Capital Ventures, Glade Brook Capital Partners, BANNER VC, Saga Ventures, Trust Ventures, Definition, PEAK6, Magnetar Capital, and Ravelin Capital. Huge thanks to all of our angel investors, friends, and family who have helped and supported us throughout this journey. Apply here: jobs.ashbyhq.com/TerraFirma-Inc…

@Padierfind How will you get this to be used? Being that nobody mainstream has any interest in cardano after all these years. Just curious

I'm extremely excited for this announcement so I decided to build a little explanation page for x402 on Cardano. Cardanos core architecture is extremely strong for x402 with the eUTXO model. Combine this with Leios, Hydra and Masumi and we have a killer stack. My ambition is definitely to make Cardano the nr. 1 Agent-To-Agent chain in the world.

@Chasert55 @TheCassiniGames Yea he can’t even date women or pick them up at the bar. GTA 6 better do better otherwise it’s real life for me

@TheCassiniGames It the best, but it goes deeper. You can do (almost) everything Arthur does in real life. Go outside, go camping, find some plants, hell hunt some animals! Don’t rob or murder people though.

If I had to choose to play 1 game for the rest of my life, I would choose RDR2. Just slowly walking a horse in the world of Red Dead Redemption 2 feels so surreal. Sometimes, I doubt there will ever be a better game than this.

@TheCassiniGames I’ve not once walked my horse in rdr2. He’s permanently at the edge of heart failure from galloping as fast as I can. I will however cruise very slowly on my horse in GTA6 to look at NPCs and environments unlike anything we’ve ever seen.

@stuff_io @InfinityRisingX Sounds great now go get @Sony to ink a deal that GTA6 and every other game on their store will partner with yall. Otherwise it’s just more of the same. Wake me up in 10-20 years if anybody has adopted these technologies in the real world. Ya know what I’m saying?

@zormtar It’s most likely to be paid back in full with yield. Other proposals have no such proposition. That should be the end of it for a project that has done so much without any help. How long have you been here? Out of curiosity

@Crypto_Chiro I did, and I agree with his outlook on this particular proposal. Perhaps you should not conflate his acknowledgement with his final decision, as more than one thing can be true at the same time. They are great, the proposal is not.

@StanWil14145920 @TheNotoriousMMA Wrong leg

@TheNotoriousMMA 🚨🇮🇪SCAM : $30M for a fight that ended almost immediately? Fans deserved far better. Was Conor McGregor fully fit to compete and if not, who signed off on it? Paying fans deserve refunds, transparency and a full review of what happened.

I was so sharp and so ready for this fight I cannot believe what has happened. The talk of me being off while walking in to the fight is nonsense. I was calm, ready, and confident. I am in shock what has taken place. The devil is literally staring at me right in front of my face here. I am not engaging. I will be at church tomorrow. I will overcome this. I will not be deterred. I will return.

@Monroe1659842 Def make sure not to share her business online

Sometimes the unexpected tosses are the most rewarding. Yes, he was scared—and learning to respond through that fear is exactly what we’re training for. In a real emergency, children don’t get a countdown. They have to rely on the skills they’ve built through practice. This was his first unexpected toss, and I couldn’t be more proud of his response. He cried for a moment, then calmed himself down, closed his mouth, and began responding to the skills we practice every class. That’s the kind of emotional control we’re working to build. And yes, he did swallow some water—and that happens. The important part is that he wasn’t continuously swallowing water. He regained control, closed his mouth, and responded. That’s exactly what practice is for. With continued practice, his response will become faster, calmer, and more automatic. Afterward, we celebrated with two high fives and took a moment to talk about what he had just accomplished so he understood how capable he truly is. Progress isn’t about never being scared. It’s about learning how to respond despite the fear.