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Should I throw a decal of @the_ape_society on my @tesla? @PetricVince @therealcardman @matasa_qt #cardano #theapesociety

@ChenoskiPR @TheRealWeb3Kat @VolaNetwork I’ve followed (and held) both for years. Far more FUD comes from the IAG community because of the partnership falling out. Good luck though. All good

@Crypto_Chiro @TheRealWeb3Kat @VolaNetwork I suggest you search most iagon posts, youll find the same three fud accounts that happen to be nuv holders. Its sad

Cardano is getting another partnerchain and yes, there will be an airdrop 👀 Vola Network is coming! @VolaNetwork Today's digital infra is controlled by centralized cloud providers that own the storage, compute, permissions and pricing layers. This creates major problems like central points of failure and lack of data sovereignty. The team at @NuvolaDigital is building a unified, decentralized cloud platform that combines: → decentralized storage → distributed compute → cross-chain interoperability → cryptographic ownership + privacy Closed testnet launched at the beginning of this year, Public Testnet coming 🔜 DIVE IN: vola.network PS - I had the pleasure of testing Nuvola Drive, it's clean and smooth. This is a team that is clearly capable of building and delivering a high standard of work. Check them out!

@InTheAssembly Probably accumulating @strikeperps Charts make sense

Leopold Aschenbrenner's 13F never came on Friday. Here is the REAL reason why, and what it tells you: The most likely explanation is that he requested confidential treatment from the SEC. Confidential treatment is a legal tool that lets large funds delay disclosing positions they are still actively accumulating, sometimes for UP TO A YEAR. Funds use it for one reason: they are building a position big enough that public disclosure would MOVE THE PRICE AGAINST THEM before they are done. If that is what happened here, it means Aschenbrenner is quietly accumulating something significant and does not want the market to see it yet. The 24 year old who turned $225 million into $5.5 billion in 12 months going dark on the one day he was legally required to show his hand is not nothing. Pay attention to what happens when this position finally becomes public. We are checking every day, and when it comes, we’ll share it here publicly. Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the signal, this is VERY important. Many people will wish they followed us sooner.

@ChenoskiPR @TheRealWeb3Kat @VolaNetwork Take down bro? The partnership was terminated. It’s happens. Doesn’t mean one side is evil

@TheRealWeb3Kat @VolaNetwork The community is clear on this. A lawsuit for such small fish is just not worth it. It is really telling when you support a team that has consistently tried to take down an established team in Iagon, but you ignored when $IAG singlehandedly delivered Fireblocks for Cardano.

@TheRealWeb3Kat @lunarlon339 @VolaNetwork

@lunarlon339 @VolaNetwork This is based on what, exactly? Please be specific.

@Gfilche @grok @neuralink @AnthropicAI @Starcloud_ @SpaceX @Figure_robot @AnthropicAI @anduriltech @SpaceX if 1 trillion MC or less. I’ve wanted to own it since 200 billion but that’s the life of the normie

If you could buy stock in any private company right now what would it be? @grok do your top 3 Mine are @neuralink 🧠 @AnthropicAI 👨‍💻 @Starcloud_ 🛰️ PS - Don't say @SpaceX ! Too easy!

Realizing you survived the greatest shakeout in crypto history and are about to get rich

@amitisinvesting Do these daily. Sick

A TON OF THINGS HAPPENED IN THE STOCK MARKET TODAY. Here's a full recap: 1. $CBRS Cerebras opened about 75% above its expected IPO price of $185, giving the AI chip company a roughly $100B market cap despite generating $585M in revenue last year. Ark Invest also bought 105,616 shares just one day after the IPO, adding more attention to the name. The momentum is set to continue with LeverageShares launching a 2x leveraged Cerebras ETF tomorrow morning. 2. President Trump submitted his latest stock purchase and sale disclosures to the White House Office of Ethics, with the filing reportedly spanning more than 100 pages and including thousands of trades. The disclosure is notable because it shows a sitting president actively trading individual securities rather than only holding assets like corporate debt, index funds, or Treasuries. Some of the names listed as purchases include $PLTR, $HOOD, $NVDA, $SOFI, $MSFT, $AAPL, $DIS, $V, $ULTA, $JPM, $COIN, $LYFT, $AMZN, and $RKLB. 3. The U.S. has approved around 10 Chinese companies to purchase Nvidia’s $NVDA H200, the company’s second-most powerful AI chip. Nvidia hit an all time high at $240 today. 4.Figure AI has been livestreaming its humanoid robots performing real warehouse-style package sorting tasks using its Helix-02 AI system. The robots pick up, scan, rotate, and place packages onto conveyor belts autonomously while operating for extremely long periods, including a reported 24/7 run after initially targeting an 8-hour shift. The livestream is meant to prove that humanoid robots can handle repetitive labor reliably and economically, rather than just perform flashy demos. Many viewers see it as one of the first convincing demonstrations of commercially viable humanoid labor, especially for warehouses and logistics. The robot has so far dealt with 34K packages live and has reached parity with a human worker that can do 3 every second. 5. The most traded stocks in the options market today were $NVDA with 5.0M contracts, $TSLA with 2.5M, $NOK with 889K, $F with 860K, $ONDS with 849K, $INTC with 814K, $AAPL with 752K, $MSFT with 736K, $MSTR with 670K, and $MU with 644K. 6. Semiconductor leverage flows surged, with $SOXL, the 3x long semiconductor ETF, taking in a record $1.03B on Tuesday. At the same time, $SOXS, the 3x short semiconductor ETF, saw $230M of outflows, its largest daily withdrawal since late March. $TQQQ also added $161M, its biggest inflow since March 31, but $SOXL inflows were more than 6x larger as traders concentrated bullish exposure in semiconductors. Since the March 30 bottom, $SOXL is up 354%, its strongest 31-day gain since launching in 2010, while the $SOX semiconductor index is up 68%, its third-best 31-day run on record. 7. Retail investors are buying stocks at one of the fastest paces in years. Year-to-date retail equity inflows are ahead of every comparable period over the last seven years except 2021, and after slowing briefly in March, retail buying jumped sharply in April. The week ending May 1 ranked in the top 2% of weekly retail inflows since 2019, and at the current pace, individual investor purchases could surpass the 2021 record as soon as July. Retail options activity is also elevated, with average daily volume now at 1.57x January 2024 levels, the highest since the October 2025 peak. 8. SpaceX could release its IPO prospectus as soon as next week, according to CNBC, after confidentially filing in April. The company’s roadshow is expected to start June 8, with SpaceX reportedly targeting one of the largest public offerings ever following its merger with xAI at a combined $1.25T valuation. The IPO could raise around $70B-$75B, which would be more than twice the size of Saudi Aramco’s record 2019 listing. 9. AI data center demand is putting pressure on power costs across PJM, the largest U.S. grid, which serves 67M people across 13 states and Washington, D.C. Wholesale power prices averaged $136.53/MWh in Q1 2026, up 75.5% from $77.78/MWh a year ago. Capacity costs rose 398.1% year-over-year, while congestion costs increased 300.4% to $2B. 10. Tech layoffs have now passed 100,000 in 2026, with TNW reporting cuts across roughly 250 events this year. LinkedIn is reducing headcount by about 5% despite 12% revenue growth, while Cloudflare is cutting more than 1,100 roles, or about 20% of its workforce. AI is becoming a major driver of the reset, with Challenger citing it as the top reason for job cuts in both March and April and linking AI to 49,135 announced layoffs so far this year. 11. President Trump said President Xi told him China will not supply military equipment to Iran and supports a peace agreement. Trump also said Xi offered to help mediate the situation and work toward reopening the Strait of Hormuz, a critical shipping route for global oil flows. 12. The CLARITY Act advanced out of the Senate Banking Committee today in a 15-9 bipartisan vote. The bill would create clearer federal rules for crypto, including when tokens are treated as securities versus commodities. Crypto stocks rallied on the news, including Coinbase, as investors viewed it as a major step toward regulatory certainty. The bill still is not law and needs full Senate approval, House reconciliation, and final passage. The main fights now are over stablecoin rewards, anti-money-laundering rules, and ethics concerns tied to political figures profiting from crypto. $BTC Bitcoin passed $81,000. WALL STREET IS THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH.

@blknoiz06 @toly It will be @strikeperps Mainnet around the corner

what's your favorite app on solana?

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@ChrisWillx Trendmaxxing

What the fuck is happening

@anduriltech @MollySOShea Can you put me down for 5k lol

@Jason Was there a @Polymarket for this? Maybe @BodegaCardano had it

Who could have seen this coming?

@poolboyymusic @bratl3y @paulsaladinomd @grok @nicnacusa are what you’re looking for boss

@bratl3y @paulsaladinomd @grok @grok compare zyns to alps and tell me which one is safer and healthier

What’s inside a Zyn? 😳

@paulsaladinomd Now do @nicnacusa Spoiler you’ll find nothing you hate aside from the nicotine itself

@ZssBecker What if 99% of my brain cycles are stressing about my business and providing for my family? Aka I still haven’t made it yet…

Okay. I'm ready to talk about this. It was the worst month of my life. Also ironically the greatest blessing god has ever given me. Last month I was held in the Cayman Islands facing 15 years in prison. The charge: illegal firearm importation. Here's what happened. More importantly what I learned. Short answer: no. I haven't been smuggling guns. In the States I legally carry a gun on me at almost all times for self defense. Part of this is ensuring I am trained. Hence why I routinely go to the range to shoot. When I do I pack the firearm I intend to use in in a backpack. Last month I was in a giant rush to make a private flight and didn't fully check my backpack before leaving. In it was a small firearm I missed. It was discovered when I went through immigration. At first I assumed I'd just be sent home. Then my wife did some quick research. She pointed out the minimum sentence for importing a gun is 15 years. The police who showed up confirmed it. To say I nearly pissed my pants is an understatement. This was completely my fault. I'm an idiot. The point of this post isn't to blame or complain about anything. The laws there are fair. I'm a grown man capable of checking his bag before flying. The point is: for three weeks on the island (on bail), I got to take a long hard look at my life. I've built a high net worth and a company I love, with people I love working with. I have a beautiful wife who is my best friend. I do whatever I want all day every day. My parents are alive and I get to see them almost every week. Still, despite all this, I often wake up annoyed I haven't done enough with my life. Asking myself "is this it?" In fact I'm pissed half the time, feeling I can do better. Which is ironic. I made $20,000 a year in the military. If you'd told me then I'd achieve a 9 figure net worth and all the above, I would've assumed I'd consider my life a dream. The twist truly hit me on the island as I watched everything I worked hard for in my life held at "gunpoint". Pun intended. Everything I worked so hard to get — poof. Didn't matter for shit. The way the law works there are simple : if you can't prove it was an accident, the minimum is 15 years. It became glaringly obvious. Not only was I an absolute idiot who couldn't pack his own bag. I'd also become a fool who couldn't enjoy the blessings I already had. I'd taken all the people in my life and the success totally for granted. Blind. Blind. Blind. Nothing like a 20-year potential sentence to make you realize: waking up with fun stuff to work on, then chilling on the couch reading with your wife at the end of the day — that's about as good as it gets. I should be euphoric 24/7. To go from having it all, to potentially not even having the option to piss and shit when you want — that's a wake up call if there ever was one. Luckily, the Caymans is a fair place. I was found under exceptional circumstances during my trial. AKA the judge and the courts reviewed the case and agreed it was an accident. I still love the island. It's probably my favorite place to vacation. Just check your luggage before you go. Ha. My point is this: be present. Enjoy your life. One day something could happen — even by complete accident — and yoink it all away. I have so many friends who'll read this and by all definition live a "dream life" — and yet are dissatisfied just like I was. If anything this is the default for most successful men. Not the exception. I'm writing this to help you stop. It took god slapping me across the face with my own ignorance to see it. It was painful and scary. Dark. But honestly, it was the greatest blessing I've ever received. I'm writing this from my office at home, giddy as absolute fuck about my life and everything I have the option to do today. If anything, I'm sad about how much time I wasted feeling otherwise. Don't be ignorant and stupid like me. You might not get the blessing of a 15-year prison threat in a foreign country to wake you up. Wake up. Appreciate what you have now.

@gracia_vr Meta 3 as well?

Watch the full interview — and stay tuned, the Gracia app for Apple Vision Pro is coming soon: youtube.com/watch?v=YtFEbN…

Great conversation with @justinryanio, thanks for having us on!

@strikeperps Keep these graphics coming especially as we enter top 50, 40, 30, 20 etc

We’re coming… 🛳️

Bro when are you going to do the YouTube long form interview rounds to get this word out? I think people like @CryptoWendyO @elliotrades @NewsAsset @AltcoinDaily @cryptorecruitr and many others would like to update their viewers about the biggest thing coming out of cardano (and soon solana) in years. Let’s goooo.

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