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@denvercunning 2024 10/22/2024 Democracy 1st x.com/i/spaces/1vAxR… 2:31 When I was in the Military, I hurt my knee in my early 20’s 3:25:17 My dad was in Vietnam (he just passed away) mentions he was a POW. Where's that proof of POW? Ever seen a DD-214? Maybe you should ask.

🚨 Republican Brett Jensen almost choked his wife to death. Jensen ran on “unabashedly” defending family values.

This aged like raw milk. 😐

Like clockwork each election season, prominent Republicans in Colorado turn their confusion over how elections work into suggestions of election fraud rather than asking their county clerk or using Google.

I just wanted to update my resume. Instead, I accidentally proved how a multi-billion-dollar AI tool hallucinates a glass ceiling for women. I changed a single variable: My name. Here is what happened when "Jennifer" became "Jeff."

Confirmed again, for a fourth time: the greatest anti-dementia treatment ever discovered is the Shingles vaccine.

Get a bunch of Trees of Heaven as well, and they'll crack that foundation in no time at all. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ailanthus…

Fantastic thread 🧵

Bessent, Cruz, Musk, Kushner Among Leaked Member List of Secret Society A massive data leak exposed Dialog, a secretive society for over 200 global elites, revealing off-the-record retreats and a matchmaking app. clashreport.com/world/articles…

This dude is a fucking psycho.

Australian World Cup fans were caught chanting: “Aussie boys are on a bender, Donald Trump is a sex offender.” The tournament is barely underway and the chants are already in midseason form. 💀

@GOP__Ls #NotADragQueen

🚨 Republican State Senator Ray Holmberg has been caught flying overseas to r*pe little boys. He has been sentenced to 10 years in prison.

@Eugenefibben @Jasper1977 @HadleySheley

@DonaldGFletcher @Jasper1977 @HadleySheley

New today: Peter Thiel's secret society of illuminati had a website so insecure it exposed his entire membership list. And it's... interesting. His Palatantir folks, sure. Leonard Leo. The president of Stanford. Ezra Klein. And some D politicians who really shouldn't be there. 1/

@MeidasTouch Don’t hate- the # of gallons of HP they used is taller than the Empire State bldg

@tobyasky Best match of the day for sure. Still gotta go with Mexico's opener as the best game of the tournament.

Can we unanimously agree this Iran v New Zealand game is the best match of the tournament so far?

@dannyv1121 @YanPeronn

@YanPeronn Yeah iran was 100% the home team, not true at all.

In case you didn’t watch the World Cup today (matchday 5) >Cabo Verde drew World Cup favorites Spain in a historic 0-0 match. >Belgium drew 1-1 with Egypt after Lukaku came on a immediately caused the tying goal. >Saudi Arabia drew 1-1 with Uruguay. Uruguay equalized in the 80' >Iran drew 2-2 with New Zealand — match of the day >Cabo Verde's 40 y/o keeper, Vozinha, gained 4 million followers after his 8 save performance vs Spain. >After today, Spain have still only won 3 World Cup games since that 2010 Final >Uruguay vs Saudi Arabia ended controversially after the ref blew the final whistle a moment before Saudi were through on a breakaway >Saudi Arabia's keeper, Mohammed Al Ozaise, made 9 saves in incredible performance vs Uruguay >Iran's national anthem was booed ahead of their game >Neymar was announced to be expected to Brazil's next match vs Haiti. >Uruguay’s underwent intense security checks upon entering the USA less than 24 hours before kickoff due to not being blocked from taking off to the US due to “administrative issues” >Egypt's coach went viral for hugging the ref to show how his player was fould. >Seattle set up "designated protest zones" for people to protest the World Cup >Lamine Yamal made his World Cup debute (off the bench — he's recovering from injury) >Spain's Mikel Oyarzabal became the first player since 1966 to not record a single touch in the first 30 minutes of a World Cup match. >A trader on Polymarket went viral after risking $1M for $85k profit on Spain to beat Cabo Verde >Donald Trump was given permission to lift the World Cup trophy with the winning team in the final >FIFA launched an investigation into the Australian VAR assistant who played the circle game on live TV... FIFA are concerned the gesture is linked to far-right extremist groups. >Tunisia fired their coach immediately after losing their first World Cup match 5-1 to Sweden. Hervé Renard will become their new coach >Uruguay recorded the highest shot tally in a single half of a World Cup match since 1974 with 22 in the 2nd half vs Saudi Arabia I post these daily recaps all World Cup long, follow me pookie :)

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@GOP__Ls #NotADragQueen

🚨 Republican judge Manuel Barraza has been convicted of exchanging favorable court rulings for sexual favors and money.

@BulwarkOnline I love how the Emir's eyes flash around the room when Trump says you can walk across the border from Qatar to Iran, like he's thinking, "Is he really this dumb?"