HowlingNorm

How it feels to finally come out as a Howler

What niggas hear 7 seconds before the raping begins.

He warned you not to steal any more shows Timothy. You didn’t listen. Now he’s coming for vengeance (brutal rape)

@CountDankulaTV They’re… paying him to do this?

Painfully unfunny, zero imagination and cringe as fuck right out the gate. Called it.

Slowing juggling my wrinkled, work worn hands as I sit alone at the kitchen table of my one bedroom apartment, weakly whispering “6 7” as a single tear rolls down my weatherbeaten cheek, trying to muster the courage to blow out the sixty seven birthday candles on my Walmart cake. My phone dings. It’s a notification from X. “HowlingMutant liked your tweet: RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE!” I smile. It was all worth it in the end.

@RL_Doback She’s my saving grace, Reichsleiter. Don’t know what I’d do without her. Shes saves all her roaches for me because she knows this wigga can’t afford his own weed.

@HowlingNorm0 She’s a beautiful angel, HowlingNorm.

GM. I wish I could put into words how deeply grateful I am to the Howlers who have followed me back. Alas, I’m just an ol’ chunk of coal. Not a man of letters, but a man of rape. The best I can do is offer up this video of my foid and I, which is the closest approximation of what I’m feeling

@InaMarciaDb63 @HijoDeSu2 @Breaking911 What

@HowlingNorm0 @HijoDeSu2 @Breaking911 I just blocked you back sweetheart! Thank you very much! Have a great weekend!

BREAKING: The White House confirms that President Trump will sign a major executive order today aimed at helping Americans better plan for retirement by expanding access to retirement savings accounts for workers without employer-provided plans.

@johnkonrad @ElonMuskIsHomo “We refuse to raise a Commodus so we don’t even put them in sports because it doesn’t nurture a philosophical mind”

“As modern progressives not going to church we have to do more to inculcated moral lessons in our kids,” Ryan Holiday “We watch Ted Lasso with our kids,” NYTimes science reporter “Yes!" 🥴🥴

@themurderwave Gets me every time brother.

@HowlingNorm0 Fuckin rape bro

“You think Howling is just some joke amongst middle aged men living in the past? Well, in a way it is. But it is also so much more. Howling is the manifestation of the struggle of day to day life being expressed in a beautiful, esoteric fashion that very few can understand. It is also about indiscriminate rape. It’s mostly about that, actually, homie.”

Missed the opportunity to add “you mind if I keep take this roach, homie?” ah well

@HowlingGlep This will also be going on the stereo in my pickup my nephew from grade school next week

Always get this for my cat

@tonyrigatonee Fed that for years. I prefer the new blend these days

@InaMarciaDb63 @HijoDeSu2 @Breaking911 I see where you were coming from when speaking to this man. But just like I wouldn’t uproot my life and leave the land my family has and still lives on to this day, I wouldn’t flippantly suggest the same to someone living in California or New York City. Your home is your home.

@HijoDeSu2 @HowlingNorm0 @Breaking911 Right! I was just saying to move if you are unhappy!

@HowlingMel @MichaelSykesJr Got dangit Mel you had to bring it up on a Friday night

Missing bobbo

Deleted the first tweet because I forgot to quote HS. Fixed it but forgot to add the clip. Drank too many Busch apples mowing the grass. Can’t be fucked to do it a third time

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