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Rapid Response 47
Rapid Response 47@RapidResponse47·
🚨 @SBA_Kelly in Ohio: "Today, I’m here to announce suspensions for over 27,000 Ohio borrowers tied to $1.1B in suspected PPP fraud... This task force is exposing the fraudsters, making them return what they stole, and sending them to jail."
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Secretary Kennedy
Secretary Kennedy@SecKennedy·
Thank you, @POTUS, for 500 historic days of leadership. Together, we are confronting chronic disease by putting prevention first. That is how we Make America Healthy Again. 🇺🇸
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The White House
The White House@WhiteHouse·
“Our Great ‘Warriors’ who fixed and rebuilt the Reflecting Pool!” - President Donald J. Trump
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JD Vance
JD Vance@JDVance·
Hawaii state officials stole around $12M from you. The money was supposed to be used to prosecute fraudsters, but they didn’t indict a single person in 4 years. The Trump Administration will not sit back and do nothing when states waste your tax-dollars. Other states should take note. More coming soon.
Donald Trump Jr.@DonaldJTrumpJr

Nice to finally have an Administration committed to ending fraud across the government 💪 reuters.com/legal/governme…

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Libs of TikTok
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·
INBOX: Western Kentucky University (@wku) has a Pride flag hanging outside of its Mahurin Honors College. This university receives TENS of MILLIONS of taxpayer dollars every year through federal funding. DEFUND
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Senator Ted Cruz
Senator Ted Cruz@SenTedCruz·
The confirmed detection of New World screwworm in Texas is serious. My team and I are closely tracking the situation. USDA and State of Texas are taking immediate action to ensure our food supply remains safe, support our livestock producers, and eradicate the pest. Texas has beaten this threat before and remains the backbone of America’s cattle industry. Official updates: screwworm.gov
Dept. of Agriculture@USDA

A case of NWS may have been detected in South Texas. The sample is now at USDA's National Veterinary Services Laboratories (NVSL) in Ames, lowa for confirmatory testing. We will provide updates the moment results are available. We have already activated personnel on the ground and are working with local partners. What you can expect from us is transparency, candor, and most important — action. screwworm.gov

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Turnbull
Turnbull@cturnbull1968·
DOGE cut 15K USDA jobs that included monitoring of screwworms in Mexico. They also cut funding for a project, that released sterile flies, that helped maintain a buffer between Latin American cattle and our domestic cattle. Make sure to thank a Republican.
FactPost@factpostnews

Brooke Rollins last November: We have screwworm under control south of the border. Beef prices will come down by spring 2026. (The screwworm has just been detected in Texas for the first time in 60 years)

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Polymarket
Polymarket@Polymarket·
JUST IN: A deadly cattle parasite has been confirmed in Texas as the U.S. herd already sits at its lowest level in 75 years.
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The White House
The White House@WhiteHouse·
"Unlike the Covid response, the CDC’s measures are scientifically justified and tailored to containment." -  @NIHDirector_Jay
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Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs)
From 1966 to 2025 we dropped sterile flies over South America that ate screwworm and thus prevented them from spreading, but the le epic efficient cracked coders at DOGE thought this was a silly waste of the ~0 dollars it cost us.
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Grace Yarrow@YarrowGrace

NEWS: Screwworm has been detected in Texas, USDA confirmed - marking a serious threat to US cattle and other animals Larvae of the parasite were found in the umbilical cord of a 3 week old calf Screwworm was eradicated from the US in 1966

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Will Callcott
Will Callcott@WillCallcott·
This is bad, things will get serious fast in Texas with this spreading north rapidly!
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Rep. Teresa Leger Fernández
The first U.S. case of New World Screwworm has been confirmed in Texas. New Mexico ranchers are worried.  We need to take this threat seriously NOW and do everything we can to protect our livestock, wildlife, and rural communities. Congress should pass the STOP Screwworms Act I co-sponsored and the USDA should reinstate the 25% of personnel lost at APHIS. Spread of the screwworm would hurt our ranchers, and increase the cost of beef. We will keep monitoring. Please, let us know if we can help you.
Reuters@Reuters

The United States confirmed a case of New World screwworm in Texas, marking the first detection in the state in decades and raising concerns for the livestock industry reut.rs/4e1vf8N

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Secretary Brooke Rollins
.@USDA has NEVER had access to State SNAP data. Not until this Administration demanded it. That’s why every figure from years past is meaningless. From the 29 states that DID share data, we’ve already identified at least $3 billion a year in fraud. Extrapolated nationwide: more than $10 billion. This isn’t “erroneous payments.” This is FRAUD — and yes, @RepAngieCraig, I know the difference. Do you?
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Grace Yarrow
Grace Yarrow@YarrowGrace·
NEWS: Screwworm has been detected in Texas, USDA confirmed - marking a serious threat to US cattle and other animals Larvae of the parasite were found in the umbilical cord of a 3 week old calf Screwworm was eradicated from the US in 1966
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The White House
The White House@WhiteHouse·
500 days of winning reached, and we're only scratching the surface. More wins. More results. MORE TO COME. 🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Meriwether Farms
Meriwether Farms@MeriwetherFarms·
We have been warning the public on New World Screwworm for over a year now (some much longer than us) We even had our account on X suspended for a month when we showed a picture of what an infection looks like in a human, shortly before there was a human case confirmed in the US last August The Secretary of Agriculture continued to assure the public that the Screwworm situation was “under control” and continued to ignore concerns and requests from producers and elected officials from her home state of Texas This is not something to no longer downplay or brush off The Agricultural industry is already entering into hellish conditions this summer because of drought and rising fuel and input prices, compounded now with an outbreak of flesh eating maggots We need serious and dedicated leadership on this We need a whole of government approach We need states next to Texas and Mexico to be able access the resources and funding to combat this pest as they will be caught completely off guard when it reaches their states We have asked before months ago but are asking again for President Trump to declare a National Emergency Declaration TODAY! Thank you for your attention to this matter
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