Skrumpy Frumpy

Words to live by in this day and age

@johannesmkx Imagine the cognitive dissonance from encountering this fact while believing that people are born as blank slates. 🤯

Oh my god! 😂 There's no crime gene, but there is a "propensity to shoot and stab someone gene". It's the 2-repeat allele of the MAOA gene. African-Americans are 50 times more likely to carry this gene. Ahahahaaaaaaaaaahaha "Analyses revealed that African-American males who carry the 2-repeat allele are significantly more likely than all other genotypes to engage in shooting and stabbing behaviors and to report having multiple shooting and stabbing victims."

@NightskyKeith @RefRetrieval Paul also said that 'if anyone tells you there's more to the Gospel, even if it's an ANGEL, don't believe him cause that's actually the adversary' I bet you didn't know Jo Smith and Mohammed (police be upon him) were mentioned in the SAME Bible verse huh

Of course they are. None of us has all the right theological answers, but as the apostle Paul said, we are working out our salvation with fear and trembling. That’s what we do, and that’s what Mormons do. By the way, I can guarantee that the thief on the cross, to whom Jesus said he would be with Him in paradise, had no concept of our confessions and theologies.

Mormons aren’t Christian.

@vmfunc @Nintendo Quit your rancid tuna smellin pussyaching and enjoy American tax dollars at work!

This has ruined my perception of the Nintendo brand and will never be purchasing Nintendo products. @Nintendo

@King_Sukunaaa It's almost like actions have consequences or something 🤪

It’s crazy that this woman only spent 3 months in the porn industry and people are still humiliating her for it 10 years later

What would the stats be on a sword forged from the kaaba meteorite? -9 age of consent +50% pleasure from goatussy + Derka derka racial language What else?

Huh, 3 for 3

@InsaneCope Is the halo because it's part of the 40%?

😂😂 What song are you choosing?

@fleshsimulator Tough, but if you work hard enough you'll dissolve your teeth and mouth

@donutsprinkIe Glad you're ok stranger 🫡

@Emilio2763 Belgarth 2

“Inside Democrat Terrorist Training… ‘The Resistance’…

@sungleeiq Are these the same weapons that China sold to Iran to prevent the US from decapitating their leader in the first strike?

🚨🚨🚨 CHINA JUST TOLD THE WORLD IT'S "READY TO RESTORE ORDER AND PEACE TO THE MIDDLE EAST." THIS WAS PLANNED ALL ALONG. 🚨🚨🚨 Last year, China held a massive military parade. The biggest hardware display in years. Missiles. Hypersonics. Navy. Everything on full show. Everyone laughed. "It's just propaganda." Nobody is laughing now. Let that sink in. 💀 The U.S. has burned $3.2 BILLION in interceptors in 9 days 💀 The Pentagon had only 25% of needed stockpile BEFORE the war 💀 5 Gulf nations shut down oil production SIMULTANEOUSLY 💀 The Strait of Hormuz is STILL shut - Day 9 💀 Oil approaching $100/barrel 💀 $3+ TRILLION wiped from global markets 💀 The U.S. has NO exit strategy And NOW - at the exact moment the U.S. is BLEEDING money, burning missiles, and losing allies - China steps in and says: "We're ready to restore order, tranquility, and peace." Do you understand what just happened? → The U.S. started a war it can't finish → The war is destroying the global economy → China WAITED for the damage to pile up → Now China positions itself as the PEACEMAKER → The Gulf states - who just got their airports, ports, and oil infrastructure DESTROYED - will remember who BOMBED them and who SAVED them They're showing you China "calling for peace" like it's a diplomatic gesture. They're NOT showing you that this is the most CALCULATED power move of the 21st century. China didn't need to fire a single missile. It just needed the U.S. to fire ALL of theirs. That military parade last year wasn't propaganda. It was a WARNING: "Don't start something you can't finish. Because when you're done, WE'LL be the ones picking up the pieces." The Cold War with China didn't start today. It started the moment the first bomb dropped on Tehran. And China has been WAITING for this exact moment. The U.S. just handed China the Middle East on a silver platter. Prepare accordingly. 🚨🚨🚨 This won't stay on your feed long. Follow + RT NOW. ⚠️

@BaronDestructo Teal'c, possibly Teal'c PI

The search for our Field Commander/Away Team Leader continues! (The Final Four) Choose -

@xordanborg @Brananaxx It's called an under wire bra, you neanderthal

@Brananaxx Those tiddies are not real. Real ones that size do NOT bulge like that. Easy for us experienced gentlemen to see... 😇

genuine question, do men really think this is attractive?

Come out and say that you've made a dish perfect for all who follow the Ba'al worshiping (Islamic) cult, and have it just be a mixture of fine sand and lard formed into balls.

@PubWanghaf Original post: Unfathomably based

I genuinely don’t understand this app sometimes. Hateful Conduct??? Because I’m white..

You don't understand, the snot drips down the outside and the ball at the bottom ends act as collectors due to the large surface area of the sphere and the cohesive property of water. That snot is then easily collected via the tongue.

@mustafaalyabani You don't understand, the snot drips down the outside and the ball at the bottom ends acts as a collector due to the large surface area of the sphere and the cohesive property of water. That snot is then easily collected via the tongue.

鼻にこういうピアスしてる人達、ハナクソほじる時どうしてんの？

@NoContextHumans Drums played by Ringo Starr

Go 👇🏻

@e0syn If porch pirate pricks get fucked with enough, their simplified version of mental calculus will update and shift the potential outcome of package theft from 'profitable' to 'unprofitable'

im calling the fucking cops on whoever decided to put a glitterbomb in the package I stole. fuckin unreal man. this is vandalism