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@notadvice @RobertMSterling I still say Twitter. But I do like to refer to myself as an Xscapee. Carries a certain gravitas.
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Bill Chellis
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Bill Chellis
@WilliamChellis
Xscapee. Double dog dare you. Reliable Reply Guy for rent. Hourly rates. Call 867-5309. Putting the 'dope' in dopamine. Posts pithy replies for posterity.
Connecticut, USA Bergabung Nisan 2022
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Therapists charge $200 an hour for this sort of in depth analysis and I’m providing it to you for free.
You’re welcome.
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Im not saying this is @BrandonDonkey2 , im just saying that this is a guy in California doing what @BrandonDonkey2 does.
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@FWPlayboy Bell curve remains undefeated
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Good Rule of Thumb
>”If a man hooks up with 10 women about 2 will actually be proficient, 2 will be really bad, and 6 are just mid/not great..”
✧JC✧@justclutch
This woman in her early 30’s said: I've been back into dating recently and as a result have been keeping an eye on different men's advice and what not. For the first time in my life, l've come across a lot of talk that a lot of women are bad at sex. I have seen lots of stats like if a man hooks up with 10 women about 2 will actually be proficient, 2 will be really bad, and 6 are just mid/not great. Main complaints seems to be no active participation/"starfishing".
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@BowTiedKong @sjm1775 From this vantage point, it does kind of seem to be one of those things that works itself out. But yeah, the coroner would rule it self inflicted.
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@sjm1775 And them not listening still
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The need for legal counsel by those of poor impulse control goes without explanation.
BowTiedKong | Criminal Defense & Family Law Atty@BowTiedKong
Gm Client unilaterally agreed to do something without consulting me, sent me a signed copy Is horrible, would never in a million years have advised them to do that Will make sure bill is up to date, probably cut loose even if I have to give money back These are clients that will be back, but are liabilities Bar complaints, etc Get rid of trouble clients as soon as they start doing crazy things. Have never regretted doing this
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The raid was a short operation with little room for error.
Polymarket@Polymarket
NEW: A group of more than a dozen dwarfs has reportedly raided the Church of Scientology.
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Serious question… is that more matte or semi-gloss?
fOx@fOx1257067
I don’t know much about sheetrock… but I’m suddenly very interested in the process...😁👏 Is she doing it right??🤯
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@DillowTalk2 For those so inclined, I put Gramp's eulogy out there to honor his memory awhile back. He was a Hell of guy, and someone I miss greatly. Hope to be at least half the man he was. They broke the mold here for sure. x.com/WilliamChellis…
Bill Chellis@WilliamChellis
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@DillowTalk2 Jack ass me once told Gramp that Ike and Hitler had thrown him a birthday party. Gramp did tell me that the Medics wanted to send him back to England for treatment, and he looked back down at the beach and refused. "I'm not going back down there."
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Taking a "slight" left turn but in this vain, have you read this War interview book?
It's fascinating and one of the best books on WW2 that I've got.
Brandon Hannibal Donkey@BrandonDonkey2
The book World War Z should have been turned into an anthology series instead of shitty movies. It's a book of interviews, not a single cohesive story. David Duchovny could play Max Brooks. It would be The Red Shoe Diaries, but with zombies.
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It feels good running through a draft operating agreement with a couple of guys and we can casually make sure we all agree how we can remove each other. If necessary.
Iykyk.
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@deaflibertarian Truth. Went out on a limb to keep a crucial remote team together and get them converted from contractors to employees. Got that win for them, but not before I was the one in the Machiavellian cross hairs. Never heard from any of those guys after I was gone. No good deed they say.
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Same thing, 15 years.
Not one call.
Never put your job before your life or family.
Crystal's Inner Monologue@agonyhope1817
You know what hurts the most about leaving my job? People that I have worked with for two years won't answer my texts. I've been to their houses. I've bought them Christmas and birthday gifts. I thought they were my friends. None of them have even called to at least ask how I was. People are so strange. 🤷♀️ Maybe the only thing we really had in common was the job.
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I'm not a rich donkey, but I'm certainly not poor. Today, around lunch, my big toe popped through the end of one of my socks and I've had to struggle through the rest of the day feeling poor AF.
How do you lower rung folk live like this?
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@thereal_SnS This week, had to fill up both my '17 Colorado (Diesel) - $112 and our '13 4Runner - $89. CT is effen crazy.
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70.00 for a 3/4 tank of gas.
I’m good no longer living in Washington.
Heidi@HeidiBriones
imagine not living in washington
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@BrandonDonkey2 @DillowTalk2 Only a Jack Ass would turn down turn steaks and shakes...and maybe not even then.
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@DillowTalk2 People love cows! I don't get the attraction, at least before they become steak.
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So if I post as an animal and start fighting with, oh.....let's say a donkey like @BrandonDonkey2, I can get 50k followers over night?
Is that how this works?!?!?!
Donk, they stole out bit and they're doung much better with it.
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cow@cowincrisis
THANK YOU FOR 50K !!!!!!!!!
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@klara_sjo @Strangeland_Elf I'm not happy until you are not happy...
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@Strangeland_Elf I like to pretend not to understand jokes.. as a joke.
A joke which you wouldn't understand..
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Very grumpy at people who don’t understand jokes.
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@MikeBenzCyber Actually met Billy Joel once. He was very nice. Got a request @MikeBenzCyber can you play 'Summer, Highland Falls'?
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one day I’m afraid the secret will leak that the past 3 years of me running this account has all been an elaborate front for my shitty amateur piano career back-up plan
Bryan Ledbetter@BryanLedbetterS
✨ MIKE BENZ ALL WEEK LONG ✨ Benz Frenz free Attendance ✨
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