Bill Chellis

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Bill Chellis

@WilliamChellis

Xscapee. Double dog dare you. Reliable Reply Guy for rent. Hourly rates. Call 867-5309. Putting the 'dope' in dopamine. Posts pithy replies for posterity.

Connecticut, USA Bergabung Nisan 2022
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Bill Chellis
Bill Chellis@WilliamChellis·
@notadvice @RobertMSterling I still say Twitter. But I do like to refer to myself as an Xscapee. Carries a certain gravitas.
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Bill Chellis@WilliamChellis·
@notadvice Dead fish lol. Sounds very old country, capiche.
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definitely not advice@notadvice·
Therapists charge $200 an hour for this sort of in depth analysis and I’m providing it to you for free. You’re welcome.
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Unite CT
Unite CT@ct_unite·
This yesterday $4.49 Today $4.59 Thats all … ⬇️⬇️
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Texas2AAttorney
Texas2AAttorney@CJGRISHAM·
You will not see anything gayer this week than @GavinNewsom pretending to use a skillsaw.
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Bill Chellis
Bill Chellis@WilliamChellis·
@BowTiedKong @sjm1775 From this vantage point, it does kind of seem to be one of those things that works itself out. But yeah, the coroner would rule it self inflicted.
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Bill Chellis@WilliamChellis·
@BrandonDonkey2 They came in low on a small Cavalry detachment on miniature ponies.
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Bill Chellis@WilliamChellis·
@DillowTalk2 Jack ass me once told Gramp that Ike and Hitler had thrown him a birthday party. Gramp did tell me that the Medics wanted to send him back to England for treatment, and he looked back down at the beach and refused. "I'm not going back down there."
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CoffeeBlackMD
CoffeeBlackMD@CoffeeBlackMD·
It feels good running through a draft operating agreement with a couple of guys and we can casually make sure we all agree how we can remove each other. If necessary. Iykyk.
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Bill Chellis
Bill Chellis@WilliamChellis·
@deaflibertarian Truth. Went out on a limb to keep a crucial remote team together and get them converted from contractors to employees. Got that win for them, but not before I was the one in the Machiavellian cross hairs. Never heard from any of those guys after I was gone. No good deed they say.
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Brandon Hannibal Donkey
Brandon Hannibal Donkey@BrandonDonkey2·
I'm not a rich donkey, but I'm certainly not poor. Today, around lunch, my big toe popped through the end of one of my socks and I've had to struggle through the rest of the day feeling poor AF. How do you lower rung folk live like this?
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Bill Chellis
Bill Chellis@WilliamChellis·
@thereal_SnS This week, had to fill up both my '17 Colorado (Diesel) - $112 and our '13 4Runner - $89. CT is effen crazy.
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Klara
Klara@klara_sjo·
@Strangeland_Elf I like to pretend not to understand jokes.. as a joke. A joke which you wouldn't understand..
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Mike Benz
Mike Benz@MikeBenzCyber·
they’ll sit at the bar and put bread in my jar and say man what are you doing here
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