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@IanRunkle @MarilynGladuSL Probably just a pat on the head, a scrap off Dear Leader's plate, and a "good boy".

@MarilynGladuSL How many pieces of silver did that move take?

Proud to be the newest member of our new Liberal Government.

@smcroasters You want an "extra large"? What are you, Canadian? Everyone knows it's a "venticinno" size.

As I travel on the road I visit many cafes… As I wait in line and observe I will give you an example of a basic order: Can I have an extra large caramel latte with 6 sugars, 8 pumps of caramel syrup, 3 pumps of mocha syrup, and 2 pumps of vanilla….add a shot of espresso, cold foam….oh and just a little whipped cream…don’t want it to be too sweet…shaved chocolate on top and that would be it.

@Doig5513 @ClydeDoSomethin Does the PM's living room have its own area code?

@ClydeDoSomethin Like to know what area code those 1000 people they called are in... any guesses? 😉

It looks like Atlas has Shrugged in Canada.

@ClydeDoSomethin Anyone know the route to Galt's Gulch? Asking for a friend. I mean me. I'm the friend.

@_sysengineer Just tell them that it was "interrupt-based preemption of resources required to pre-warm the cache".

I turned on my space heater at work and the whole network went down. Probably not related right?

@covid_parent I planned for this back in 2020, and self-identify as a COVID death for tax purposes.

How are you guys preparing for the new COVID-19 variant?

@BertaBSDetector Nah, just need a separation between commies and not-commies.

The only separation Alberta needs is Church and State. Fuck your god damn religion, and fuck you for trying to shove it down my throat.

@SdxTeslaNYC @ElZakalwe ~600W worth of charging there, you generally get about 5x max capacity on a good day, so 3kWh/day of charging capacity. 60kWh battery pack, which means that in perfect weather you'll be fully charged in... *does math* 20 days. Completely retarded.

@ElZakalwe Sure

ICE owners have a very hard time understanding the convenience of this. It’s not hard to explain but is hard for them to understand it.

@Polysesouvient @BBCWorld It's true that you're not calling for a ban on all rifles........ yet. But we all know that's your eventual goal. Karens like you are NEVER done. There's always just one more thing you want to do to "improve public safety".

Due to the #GunLobby's & #GunTrolls' inability to understand the concept of implied meaning or, more likely, its bad-faith insistence on overly literal misreading that totally ignores context (in order to mislead & fearmonger regular gun owners), @BBCWorld has specified that its initial passage referred to #AssaultWeapons, not ALL rifles, as any reasonable person who follows this file would know.

@kanavtwt I feel personally attacked and also old.

can a hardware expert tell how bad is it

@immasiddx He's showing you what NOT to do. Duh.

Instagram growth gurus are so funny. He can’t use his laptop because he’s holding a drink. He can’t drink because he has a cigar in his mouth. He can’t smoke his cigar because both hands are occupied. 😭

@droid1963 Ssshhhhhhhhh. The paper is great for lighting my wood stove.

About the only things we get from Canada Post anymore are flyers… and these showed up today. If I were Rexall, Sobey’s, Zehrs or CTC, I’d question the value of using door-to-door delivery, especially for unsolicited “mail”.

@notgrubles Patch notes: - Added age verification

The Ubuntu desktop ISO is 6.2GB. We need to shut Ubuntu down and figure out what's happening.

@CarlosL31742879 @HustleBitch_ Bro, please upgrade your gaming PC. You know games look a lot better at resolutions higher than 320x240 right?

@HustleBitch_ Just like the Arasaka HQ solo in Cyberpunk 2077

🚨 “DEEP RUNS” ARE GOING VIRAL — PEOPLE ARE BREACHING SCIENTOLOGY CHURCHES AND FILMING HOW FAR THEY CAN GET A new trend is blowing up online… and it’s getting more intense by the day. They call them “deep runs.” People run full speed straight into Scientology churches with cameras rolling, testing how far they can go before they’re stopped. And one video just pushed it further than anyone expected. People are now saying this might be the deepest run recorded so far. What are they so quick to shut down the moment a camera shows up?

@EJunger98 @bugler @HustleBitch_ The IRS gave them tax-exempt status because Scientology filed thousands of lawsuits against individual IRS agents, and told the IRS that all they lawsuits would go away if they got tax-exempt status.

@bugler @HustleBitch_ Because they file as a religion. You president was blackmailed by a jewish pedofile ring. It's completely moronic to care about this.

@EJunger98 @HustleBitch_ They're a psychopathic cult. Watch the documentary film based on Lawrence Wright's book (or just read the book), watch Leah Remini's TV series, or go read Operation Clambake. It's an insane, Orwellian dystopia, not a therapy group.

@HustleBitch_ The scientology stuff is a reddit tier conspiracy. They are some new age therapy group that files as a religion for tax purposes. They are cringe and hold no power.

@Ciappi79 @DrNeilStone The tetanus vaccine doesn't actually protect against the bacteria itself, it just protects against the toxin the bacteria produces.

@alter3d @DrNeilStone In this episode for kids the vaccination against bacteria tetano Is well explained for kids aged 5y.o. maybe you should check it out too: m.youtube.com/watch?v=zeNwvG… (It is in Italian but you can look at images)

If there is a huge bubonic plague outbreak and there's a safe vaccine that can prevent it, would you take it??

@droid1963 @Dicky_Paul_95 Not to mention who has the guns that do actual imposing.

@Dicky_Paul_95 Somebody should ask that retard whose budget is bigger: ours or the government’s

Poly reposting this while ACTUALLY imposing their will on hundreds of thousands of Canadians is crazy gaslighting.

@ClownWorld Getting all the air bubbles out of your water loop is just part of the FedEx Extra Mile service!

This is what DEI hires get you. Would you want your package delivered this way?

@ChuckMurison @Mark_Goldberg That's a funny way to spell ACME.

@Mark_Goldberg Not monitoring your certs is very common. Simple solution PRTG. It’s the first thing I setup for systems monitoring in multiple places.

#CRTC security certificate expired through the weekend. Still down for 3rd day. This is the agency that Canada expects to be regulating the digital economy. How can it credibly make performance demands on service providers that it fails to uphold itself? Not even close.