NO 1 THROATGOAT SISSY

@suttonsroller Yikes porshy

Portia is going to the University of Colorado in Boulder! #RHOBH

@karlasmanners She does not look good blonde

remember when camila cabello was at the met gala with her ice purse and people accused her of it costing 25k meanwhile it was water frozen from her freezer and a fake rose from etsy 😭😭

@karlasmanners She does not look good blond

@karlasmanners Couldnt be from her freezer and be that clear

@tired_of_life26 @KILLTOPARTY Because your pussy reeks?

@KILLTOPARTY that's why Im voluntarily celibate

🚨🚨SMELLY INCIDENT🚨🚨

@thehyce Also michael jackson

If Michael Jackson is the King of Pop, then who is the Queen of Pop?

@Plasma_NYC Its whats inside that counts; dont trouble yourself

wait i finally feel like a cute boy?? 🙂‍↕️

@RichardStrocher Flying Spirit mustve felt like sailing in the cargo hold on the slave ships

Now I can let you in on a alpha secret: First Class Tickets on Spirit were cheaper than middle-row back of the plane on most other airlines. Free drinks free luggage (any size) you board first, exit first, and you get treated like a king. I ONLY flew Spirit (first class). RIP

@RichardStrocher We all knew; we just couldnt stomach the nıggers and poors.

@justkeepmovi @Pale_0ntologist Right, because the Jews care about the schwarzers so much

@Pale_0ntologist Because the mayor has made it clear that he doesn’t care about the hate crimes against Jews.

Why is this man as a gentile demanding the mayor stop acknowledging Jews

@WastgTimeWBravo Its sad that John’s genes are so dominant; i wish they looked a bit more like Lisa

Aren’t they Mormon??? I don’t get it!!

@RepFine No; if america has to deal with them Congress does too. You arent special. Enjoy the kıkes and nıggers, spıcs, jėets and chınks. Youve foisted them on us for the last century. Now you can have them in YOUR workplace, too.

Armenians should not serve in Congress. Neither should Somalis. Or Guatemalans. Or — wait for it— Israelis. If you are a citizen of a foreign country, you shouldn’t serve in ours. We need to pass my bill to stop the invasion of dual citizens in Congress. NOW.

@wrexweed @RetroNewsNow I miss those days.

@RetroNewsNow WINGS was the unsung hero of NBC's 90's primetime schedule

📺NBC Primetime, May 2, 1995: — Members of the cast of 'The Brady Bunch Movie' guest-star on 'Wings'

@talknted @alicealeph0 Two to three beers a night; 50 mg of weed gummies every day. Compared to my worst, im an angel now. I feel you.

@alicealeph0 This (plus no cocaine) is the definition by which I consider myself "sober" despite drinking near constantly

"sober" as in "not injecting heroin or meth or snorting benzos" is a perfectly acceptable definition of sober to me

@qasmokez Are you black

isnt "outdoors" and "public" literally the same thing??

@TheDoubterr @lillybilly299 Says the man who was offered Jasmine tea sometime in the last 28 hours

@lillybilly299 I think that's because it isn't true. This being some random nonsense you made up, rather than actual fact, is probably the main limiting factor preventing people from knowing it, I'd say.

Not a lot of people know this but "do you want jasmine tea" is the worst insult you can receive at a Chinese restaurant

@twunkinchief I love doris

@avivaslegthrow i was waiting for this gif in the replies 😂

how do people survive without $100k in savings

@CitizenJaneSays Whod you vote for

I’m paying close to $300 a tank to run my truck. And that’s not including gas for farm activity. I have a farm. I can’t haul any livestock ANYWHERE. Neither can my neighbors who have cattle. One of them sold all his cattle and he’s out of the business. I know many farmers who grow hay, wheat, pumpkin, corn, cattle and they’re going under. People do not understand how much trouble we are in as a country.

@wrexweed @RetroCoast WRONG

@RetroCoast That commercial was hypnotizing. Mid-as-fuck candy tho.

If you remember this candy bar, you lived in the best days of America

@RetroCoast They still make it; its my fave