יוסף 🇺🇸

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יוסף 🇺🇸

@boardkeys

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יוסף 🇺🇸@boardkeys·23 Ağu

elite scum letting you know what theyre cooking up for the next sick game from the sick fucks that brought you "COVID: The fight for control" now bring you "Climate disasters: We own your life" @BillGates and @ProfKlausSchwab are the new hitler and stalin

Bill Gates@BillGates

Avoiding a climate disaster will require a new, clean industrial revolution, and we don't have time to wait. Our work together will not only send us on a more viable path to net zero, but it will create long-term jobs in communities across the country.

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יוסף 🇺🇸@boardkeys·19h

@NextGenNero @_vVex_ @GrittyGamingGG @MarathonTheGame @Bungie to distinguish between friendly and enemy

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Nerø 🛸@NextGenNero·22h

@_vVex_ @GrittyGamingGG @MarathonTheGame @Bungie Right!?? I truly think I would have been cooked otherwise. Is it a reason for the red flash ?

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Nerø 🛸@NextGenNero·1d

Marathon is a fucking horror movie at times. This shit scared tf outta me man, ik both of our hearts dropped 😭😂 Night Marsh is insane 🌑🌙 #Marathon #PS5Pro

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יוסף 🇺🇸@boardkeys·2d

@saharaloveTrump @NYCMayor “New York is trash under a Muslim” funny coming from a pedo lover lmaoo youre no different you dumb fuck

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Sahara Renee@saharaloveTrump·3d

@NYCMayor New York is trash under a Muslim

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@NYCMayor·3d

Getting ready to honor our Champions.

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יוסף 🇺🇸@boardkeys·3d

@DeprogrammerX @metalgmr666 @Variety “Is that supposed to be an insult? Don't you just love the trannnnies?”

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Jim 🇺🇸 | Post-Normal@DeprogrammerX·3d

@metalgmr666 @Variety Is that supposed to be an insult? Don't you just love the trannnnies?

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Variety@Variety·3d

UFC boss Dana White condemns fighter Josh Hokit for saying "Michelle Obama is a man" during the White House’s UFC Freedom 250 event. “I understand that the Obama’s are public figures but I’m completely against saying nasty and false things about people’s families. Everyone knows my position on free speech but I hate that kind of nonsense.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/d…

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יוסף 🇺🇸@boardkeys·4d

@marshallfrith @tbailey1976 @clarasophiadaly “Proper planning prevents piss poor performance - pour it into a bottle and take on”

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Marshall Frith@marshallfrith·4d

@tbailey1976 @clarasophiadaly Proper planning prevents piss poor performance - pour it into a bottle and take on

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Clara-Sophia Daly@clarasophiadaly·4d

Boarded my flight at DCA National airport. Come to find out, the president of the United States has paused ALL flights because of the UFC fight at the White House. The air traffic controllers were not warned, nor were the airport staff or travelers.

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יוסף 🇺🇸@boardkeys·6d

@allthepost @GilmanHill “In fairness spacex could replace a lot of those companies. Stock market trades on future earnings and current. You know this”

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All The Money@allthepost·6d

@GilmanHill In fairness spacex could replace a lot of those companies. Stock market trades on future earnings and current. You know this

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Jenny VL Harrington@GilmanHill·6d

Call me crrrraaazzzy, but something feels funky:

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יוסף 🇺🇸@boardkeys·6d

@9hjf90j39vn0w01 @forced2bust @Fabianluvs1 @mysterywhiteb0y “You both are absolutely retarded. Correctomondo FUCKHEADS”

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-@9hjf90j39vn0w01·12 Haz

@forced2bust @Fabianluvs1 @mysterywhiteb0y You both are absolutely retarded. Correctomondo FUCKHEADS

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canelo hands@mysterywhiteb0y·12 Haz

Is that who I think it is

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יוסף 🇺🇸@boardkeys·6d

@14Terry88 @bloopbloopstyle @washghost1 “I may be retarded but at least I'm not a safe-edge leftoid faggot.” you sheeple are too consumed with politics lmfao at least you know youre retarded

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Washingtons ghost@washghost1·11 Haz

How insufferable can you possibly be

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יוסף 🇺🇸@boardkeys·11 Haz

@LargoFinal @stellarwastee @2shy2fly2025 @historigins “You can do it by looking at yourself in a mirror every day.”

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LargoFinal@LargoFinal·11 Haz

@boardkeys @stellarwastee @2shy2fly2025 @historigins You can do it by looking at yourself in a mirror every day.

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Today In History@historigins·9 Haz

Keith Haring used the New York subway as his personal laboratory between 1980 and 1985, drawing thousands of spontaneous images with white chalk on the matte black paper covering expired advertisements. ⁠ ⁠ He often created these drawings in just a few minutes during a subway stop, and he viewed this process as a performance and a way to make art accessible to the general public, not just to galleries.⁠

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יוסף 🇺🇸@boardkeys·11 Haz

@galtg @DeItaone “This post is an excuse for all the Jew haters out there to pipe in..in the meantime it's fucking France, the cowards nation, that says this..Israel meddled in NYC elections?..to what end..to help elect a fucking anti-semite , born to a dog fucker??”

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Ptrntrdr@galtg·11 Haz

@DeItaone This post is an excuse for all the Jew haters out there to pipe in..in the meantime it's fucking France, the cowards nation, that says this..Israel meddled in NYC elections?..to what end..to help elect a fucking anti-semite , born to a dog fucker??

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*Walter Bloomberg@DeItaone·11 Haz

ISRAELI FIRM BLACKCORE, SUSPECTED OF MEDDLING IN LOCAL FRENCH ELECTIONS, ALSO MEDDLED IN NEW YORK CITY VOTE, FRENCH OFFICIAL SAYS

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יוסף 🇺🇸@boardkeys·10 Haz

@Trixie_Dixon @DouglasEFresh3 @jackunheard man you folks are dumb as rocks lmfao your bio says "trump 2024" "both sides are corrupt" how foolish are you kooks? on one hand you support globalists and on the other you say both sides are corrupt?

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Trixie Dixon@Trixie_Dixon·10 Haz

@DouglasEFresh3 @jackunheard They just ran a Nazi sympathizer in Maine and the entire party drooled over him. So they are not on opposite sides. Keep lying to yourself if it helps you.

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Jack@jackunheard·10 Haz

He's mocking a guy whose house burned down and life got ruined while Democrats did nothing. What a loser.

TMZ@TMZ

😅 Jimmy Kimmel trolls Spencer Pratt, rents him a U-Haul to leave L.A. after election loss. Credit: ABC

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יוסף 🇺🇸@boardkeys·10 Haz

@hunter_bri61126 @1scottishbanter youre brown. pipe down before I alert immigration

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XRPBH@hunter_bri61126·10 Haz

@1scottishbanter Only radical liberals get offended Real Americans will not Enjoy the stay Spunk 🤣

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Scottish Banter@1scottishbanter·10 Haz

Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 We’ve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States. Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.

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יוסף 🇺🇸@boardkeys·10 Haz

@Luciphell @Kalevra24 @endless_real @DiscussingFilm you dont care yet you typed out this long post?

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Looseygoose@Luciphell·10 Haz

@Kalevra24 @endless_real @DiscussingFilm Nope. And don't care. Business's come and go. Epstein was a financier, saw the writing on the wall and put his money where he thought he would getthe highest return. So what? The guy was a creepy pedo, he's dead. So what? What does that have to do with a social media website?

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DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm·10 Haz

Jeremy Strong's voice as Mark Zuckerberg in ‘THE SOCIAL NETWORK’ sequel. “I’m not 2 years out of a dorm room anymore Charlie!”

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יוסף 🇺🇸@boardkeys·10 Haz

@endless_real @DiscussingFilm “Aaron Sorkin is still salty as hell that Zuck actually built something massive instead of kissing Hollywood’s ass for permission.” DARPA built it you dumb fuck. zuck is nothing more than a figurehead who you sheeple worship haha

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Endless@endless_real·10 Haz

Aaron Sorkin is still salty as hell that Zuck actually built something massive instead of kissing Hollywood’s ass for permission. Jeremy Strong playing Zuckerberg is straight-up terrible casting. This whole thing looks like 2 hours of liberal fanfiction praising a snitch and acting like Big Tech censorship was some noble quest. Social Network is a classic. This sequel is gonna age like straight milk .

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יוסף 🇺🇸@boardkeys·10 Haz

@Claymationn6 “crackas getting a lil aggy but she wouldn’t understand lol who she knows with a career? Ant?” you chimps are comical

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C. 🤖@Claymationn6·10 Haz

crackas getting a lil aggy but she wouldn’t understand lol who she knows with a career? Ant?

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יוסף 🇺🇸@boardkeys·10 Haz

@trumptrump4769 @benmcbean “You’re going back where you belong along with the rest of your ilk.” youre brown. youre going back right along with them you dumb fuck

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Taylor@trumptrump4769·10 Haz

@benmcbean You called some African shit hole your own country still… You’re going back where you belong along with the rest of your ilk.

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Ben Mcbean OFFICIAL@benmcbean·9 Haz

I’m sorry but how dare some talk about black peoples go home. I’m fucking raging. I was born here, mum and dad born here. Educated here. Fought, willing to kill, die! Almost did. How dare you talk about me going back to my own country. Watch me and my brothers and sisters fight for 20yrs then when it’s over tell me to do one. You’ve not walked a single step in my shoes. gofund.me/64f7df3e3

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יוסף 🇺🇸@boardkeys·10 Haz

@trumptrump4769 @jimstewartson “Leftists crying about “muh Jews” gets so old.” cucking for schnoz while talking about “left vs right” is hilarious. i see why politicians love the uneducated lol you jesters love your globalists

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Taylor@trumptrump4769·10 Haz

@jimstewartson Leftists crying about “muh Jews” gets so old. We have real problems in this country, like blacks, and meanwhile you’re crying about completely made up nonsense. Self deport if you’re worried about the “Zionists” or whatever! 😂

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Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸@jimstewartson·10 Haz

The oligarch engineering a takeover of the media is close personal friends with Netanyahu and offered him a seat on the board of Oracle. Ellison is also a major patron of the IDF. Now “fanatic Zionist” Bari Weiss will lead: Paramount, Warner, CBS, TikTok, CNN, 60 Minutes… 🤷‍♂️

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יוסף 🇺🇸@boardkeys·10 Haz

@trumptrump4769 @jimstewartson “Ideally, Vance would leave her for Erika Kirk.” this poor peasant is so lost in politics he truly believes that they have his best interests at heart lmao i feel bad for you. youre just as foolish as those leftist idiots

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Taylor@trumptrump4769·10 Haz

@jimstewartson Why would I let her stay? Ideally, Vance would leave her for Erika Kirk. That would boost both of their power and create a great example for Americans / America’s children! 🇺🇸

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יוסף 🇺🇸@boardkeys·10 Haz

@trumptrump4769 @SlafHabs “Search my timeline. There is nobody who wants less American dollars spent on socialist Ukraine than this guy!” with nincompoops like yourself its no wonder the corruption rages on lmfaooo truly some of the dumbest people on the planet.

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Taylor@trumptrump4769·10 Haz

@SlafHabs Search my timeline. There is nobody who wants less American dollars spent on socialist Ukraine than this guy! But that’s why I don’t want them spent there… b/c I’m an American worried about American issues like fighting socialism instead of fake issues like “muh Jews”! 🇺🇸

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