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@mjsrightglove Why does he look like pksubban

Michael Jackson’s 6th Grade Class Photo (1969)

@NoLieWithBTC Ahead of the World Cup?

Trump’s DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin just announced that they are “drawing up plans” to block all international flights into blue cities like New York, Los Angeles, and Chicago.

@AlertesInfos A cheating French man shock horror

🇫🇷 Emmanuel Macron aurait entretenu durant plusieurs mois une "relation platonique" avec l’actrice iranienne Golshifteh Farahani, avec des "messages qui seraient allés assez loin", provoquant des tensions au sein du couple présidentiel, qui auraient conduit à la gifle. (via @Florian_Tardif)

@cj3214567667 北京户口还需要这么鸡娃，那其实可能真不是那个聊

北京海淀区的妈妈给儿子报8门辅导班，把孩子逼疯 就算把孩子送到她理想的985，然后呢？孩子们大学毕业结婚生子，再教育下一代上985？ 人生不应该是这样

@whyyoutouzhele 头好扁………………

近日，加拿大蒙特利尔唐人街一家中餐馆，一段顾客辱骂服务员的视频，在网络热传。 视频显示，一名年轻男子用中英文指责女服务员，多次称女服务员是“贱命”“穷” “拿最低工资”等侮辱性词汇，并就塑料袋相关问题与女服务员争执。

@Harry__Faulkner She’s literally the governor general she should be monarchist

Canada's next Governor General, Louise Arbour, is asked if she is a monarchist. Q: "Are you a monarchist?" A: "This term is unfortunately very often used in a pejorative way. What I can say is that I will accede to a function in which I will be the representative of the Crown, in a constitutional arrangement that I think has served Canada extremely well throughout our history, but even more in recent decades."

@TOSportsAdam Good one

Nathan MacKinnon missing a wide open net could be the reason Kash Patel loses his job 😭✌️

@trademarkedash @hernandez_64876 Im sorry she just doesn’t give trust fund baby enough…. She just gives imitation trust fund baby vibes

@hernandez_64876 @cereals_first thats not trust fund baby enough she looks like she has brunch at cafe holt every weekend and is bored about it

idk how to explain it but this is all very montreal coded of him

@schitcoin And smh with all that baggage Pierre poilievre couldn’t win a seat

I want people to look at these pictures and remember that Justin was PM for 10 years. This guy was a ruthless politician with a vice like grip on the Canadian Liberal leadership and saw off 3 Tory challengers and now he’s at coachella with his pop star gf.

Guys i went to Chiikawa bakery SO SO CUTE🥹🥹🥹

@ChristopherHale @jonfavs So when is Vance getting excommunicated

UPDATE: Letters from Leo can now independently confirm that the meeting took place — and that the Vatican was so alarmed by the Pentagon’s tactics that Pope Leo XIV shelved plans to visit the United States later this year. Many in the Vatican saw the Pentagon’s reference to an Avignon papacy as a threat to use military force against the Holy See.

what if we held hands at the chiikawa restroom

@JJ_McCullough Sure helium can ignite sure

Our security theater has nothing on Asia. Here in Seoul I just saw a fully acted PSA warning not to let your children carry balloons onto the train cause they might get sucked into some machinery and pop and then the helium could ignite and cause a massive fire killing everyone.

@MobyDickSpoiler He went to SFU? Enough said not subscribing to a c student

JJ McCullough feels like a CIA sleeper agent sent to Canada so he could coup the government. Like what do you mean he led a "Students for America" club when we went to university

@StellaEscoTV Athletes in the U.S. have to get sponsors to support their own training, travel to competitions throughout the years to qualify for the Olympics. It’s insane ppl think they owe the U.S. for anything. They can yap all they want.

Olympic athletes competing in Italy, on the world’s biggest stage, choosing to bash the United States while wearing the American flag. If you’re not proud to represent this country, don’t take the spot.

@TSDmemes Because he can actually get laid without having to kidnap underage girl

You know who’s not in the Epstein files? Surprisingly, this guy.

@ABCChinese 他只是想当个受害者

艾未未在伦敦接受采访表示，他过去曾主张，西方领导人在访华并达成经贸协议之前，应当公开谴责中国的侵犯人权行为。 “但今天我完全改变了看法，”艾未未说。“西方甚至没有资格指责中国。他们只需要看看自己在国际人权方面做过什么，以及他们在言论自由方面的记录。” abc.net.au/chinese/2026-0…

@DiligentDenizen @RealCandaceO She might be coo coo but if I die in suspicious ways I hope someone cared enough about me to start a true crime podcast like this

‼️🇺🇸 ZERO GRIEF: @RealCandaceO shares TPUSA LEAKED AUDIO of Erika Kirk, just 11 DAYS AFTER Charlie KIRK'S ASSASSINATION, CHEERFULLY going over the numbers of his memorial event. 👀 Erika Frantzve Kirk can be heard GIGGLING and describing the merch sales and other analytics from his memorial after Kirk's passing. VERY emotionless, considering that her husband had JUST been murd3red. 🤨 But hey, "we all grieve differently," right? 🤷🏻‍♂️ 😬