Chunks Golden

@TeamYouTube YouTube tv going down during WWHL????? This is the Super Bowl for girls and gays I need a statement credit for the emotional distress you’ve caused me

@ARLnowDOTcom Do you all know what happened at the Whole Foods in Pentagon City earlier? A number of fire trucks + a hazmat truck

A police chase ended in Arlington yesterday afternoon, leading to a suspect search involving the FCPD helicopter arlnow.com/2020/04/13/bus…

@DoorDash we ordered food tonight and everything that could go wrong did go wrong. There’s no where to email customer support! Help!!!

@CamelBak WHY DID YOU DISCONTINUE THE GROOVE?????? Mine mysteriously broke and I can't find them anywhere on the internet!!!!! I'm actually so upset

Ok @BankofAmerica this wait time isn’t funny anymore...

Now I can finally sleep at night!! bbc.com/news/world-asi…

@Starbucks my latte was only 2/3 full this morning...why does this keep happening???

It's a little weird how I go through toilet paper so much faster than paper towel even though I use so many sheets of paper towel every day

.@Snapchat this is the second time you’ve glitched and deleted my streak with @CarolineConklin first we were in the 400s then you deleted us so we worked our way back to 200s AND NOW BACK TO ZERO WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS TO US

.@Raising_Canes I honestly feel personally victimized that you won't open any locations in the DMV area considering I offered to scout locations for you free of charge

@lyft if we’re being honest your line algorithm and gps has been sucking today

@CVSHealth I bought a thermometer on Sunday and it keeps telling me my temp is so low I have hypothermia (but I actually have a fever??)!!!!! What in the worlddddddd

@Postmates No joke got this email 1 minute after this tweet please help me @Postmates

@Postmates I’m trying to use my $50 credit and a pop up said it would be applied automatically but it’s not being applied! Help I’m sick and just want soup!!!

Thinking a lot about "logon" vs. "login" these days

@ArlingtonVaPD what’s going on in pentagon city!

.@Sephora and while we’re at it I’d like to mention that I wasn’t offered my bday gift this year even when I asked about it (my bday is 11/29 🤔)

.@Sephora I opened my package and *none* of my samples were included *even though* they were on the order form! Nice!

.@twix FYI I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed...

@Mastercard I HAVE A MASTERCARD I WILL LITERALLY DO ANYTHING FOR TICKETS TO TONIGHT'S GAME GO CUBS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!