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themiddlerage

@themiddlerage42

Shit Posting and other nonsense, terrible Fortnite player, oddly obsessed with Windows Mobile, desires peace, regularity, and a good internet connection

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themiddlerage@themiddlerage42·
They knew this going in, JDonut is unelectable, awkward, daddy issue, mommy issues, a chip on his shoulder, issues from being bullied, identity issues…, but there is a certain group that has a plan and a long game. The good news is sometimes they are spectacularly wrong, but they never lose.
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Phil Magness@PhilWMagness·
@themiddlerage42 I actually think that's more likely than him winning a competitive primary.
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Phil Magness@PhilWMagness·
Reasons Vance won't be the nominee in 2028: - His polls are cratering. - He loses head-to-head vs most Dems - even to AOC. - 2026 midterms are going to be a brutal test of his electoral coalition. - He's also losing influence inside the Trump admin. - Being a frontrunner 2.5 years out is a poor predictor of becoming the nominee (see Jeb! in 2016 and Giuliani and Hillary in 2008) All of that belies the weird Postliberal wishcasting about how he's the anointed one to usher in right wing socialist theocracy. And they get very, very mad when you point that out.
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themiddlerage@themiddlerage42·
@devahaz @MikeIsaac If they are in the cryptbro lifestyle, but other long holder will at least have bootloaded their home
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themiddlerage@themiddlerage42·
@typesfast Why would they need it till January? This will be wrapped up by Easter.
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Ryan Petersen
Ryan Petersen@typesfast·
USPS just announced a “temporary” 8% price increase through Jan 2027 to cover higher fuel costs
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Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·
BREAKING: The Ohio House just passed the Indecent Exposure Modernization Act, which criminalizes s*xually explicit performances in front of CHILDREN. Every single Democrat voted AGAINST it.
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Gina Darling @ PAX East@MissGinaDarling·
Hotel front desk folks, can you please stop saying guests’ room numbers out loud? I don’t want the people behind me knowing what room I’m in. Especially as a woman traveling alone. This guy just held up my key with my room number written HUGE on it -.-
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themiddlerage@themiddlerage42·
@devahaz @MikeIsaac The trigger is when you miss payments, so theoretically btc could go to $1 and you still have your loan
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⭕ Brock Pierson
⭕ Brock Pierson@brockpierson·
Would you still keep posting on 𝕏 if you were getting 0 likes a tweet and 0 monetization?
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Pastor Alex
Pastor Alex@PastorAlexLove·
I met a young lady today at my house who told me she used to be a successful quantum physicist. One day, when at a party she took a marijuana, her life fell apart afterwards and she had to become a NAKED HOUSE CLEANER to make ends meet Please DO NOT EVER take a marijuana 🙏
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JB@JasonBotterill·
I just wouldn’t trust making real life payments with a card that is dependent on my X account not getting suspended for the most retarded reason possible
George Shao@george_

The X Money card is gorgeous. Solid metal, numberless, and having the @ handle printed right on the back is such a clean detail. - get 3% cashback on everything - earn 6% interest - 0% FX fee - reimbursed ATM fees globally - insured up to 250k What more could you ask for?

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Bojan Tunguz
Bojan Tunguz@tunguz·
gm if you can reply to this you are awesome
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themiddlerage@themiddlerage42·
@elonmusk Working to make America South Africa , MASA? You made a fucking trillion dollars in our country after leaving your home, leaving Canada, getting here under shady circumstances. Note: when America was great we did not have trillionaire South African immigrants.
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JC Christopher
JC Christopher@JCChristopher·
Bartender - good and qualified Plumber - bad and unqualified Got it?
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themiddlerage@themiddlerage42·
@dinkin_flickaa Our Health Secretary is a smoker, tanning bed regular, and an anabolic steroid user that eats roadside meat and swims in polluted water.
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Jonah Katz
Jonah Katz@dinkin_flickaa·
Not enough is talked about how Trump - arguably the most energetic person of all time - has a diet of cheeseburgers, doesn't exercise and averages 10 hours of sleep a week
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Liam Nissan™
Liam Nissan™@theliamnissan·
Every time I post it says "post failed" but it goes through anyway. Happening to anybody else?
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themiddlerage@themiddlerage42·
@devahaz We need to start a department of government efficiency, and take a look at these types of spending, maybe grab a few Social Security numbers
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Deva Hazarika
Deva Hazarika@devahaz·
Sending $1.5B of US taxpayer money to a made up organization for Gaza development projects is maybe the griftiest of recent grifts
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themiddlerage@themiddlerage42·
@tyler I assume you have a product for that
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themiddlerage@themiddlerage42·
@CommishSmith I’ve heard Mullen, talk there’s nothing impressive about him. The Admin so so fully of bad picks he fits right in.
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Brad Smith
Brad Smith@CommishSmith·
I'm not going to dis AOC's B.A., but do you really think earning a bachelor's degree is a more impressive achievement than taking a small family business w/ 6 employees and turning it into a company with over 300 employees and $20 million in annual sales? If so, you're an idiot.
Arlen Parsa@arlenparsa

AOC graduated with honors from Boston University with double degrees in Economics and International Relations. Markwayne was the only Senator without even a bachelor’s degree. Hope that helps.

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themiddlerage@themiddlerage42·
@elonmusk There was this guy I knew that didn’t get invited to a party, so he called and got everyone at the party in trouble.
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
We still don’t know what kind of ice cream Reid Hoffman told Epstein he was “bringing for the girls”. I guess some things will always remain a mystery 🤷‍♂️
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themiddlerage@themiddlerage42·
@elonmusk Is there a flavor you and Bruce Jenner agree on? I know Hegseth’s favorite flavor is gin.
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