themiddlerage
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themiddlerage
@themiddlerage42
Shit Posting and other nonsense, terrible Fortnite player, oddly obsessed with Windows Mobile, desires peace, regularity, and a good internet connection
In the Cloud Katılım Ocak 2020
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Would you still keep posting on 𝕏 if you were getting 0 likes a tweet and 0 monetization?
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I met a young lady today at my house who told me she used to be a successful quantum physicist.
One day, when at a party she took a marijuana, her life fell apart afterwards and she had to become a NAKED HOUSE CLEANER to make ends meet
Please DO NOT EVER take a marijuana 🙏
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@JasonBotterill “I’ll never know how good it feels to hold you”
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I just wouldn’t trust making real life payments with a card that is dependent on my X account not getting suspended for the most retarded reason possible
George Shao@george_
The X Money card is gorgeous. Solid metal, numberless, and having the @ handle printed right on the back is such a clean detail. - get 3% cashback on everything - earn 6% interest - 0% FX fee - reimbursed ATM fees globally - insured up to 250k What more could you ask for?
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@elonmusk Working to make America South Africa , MASA? You made a fucking trillion dollars in our country after leaving your home, leaving Canada, getting here under shady circumstances. Note: when America was great we did not have trillionaire South African immigrants.
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@JCChristopher There are plenty of smarter plumbers than him
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Bartender - good and qualified
Plumber - bad and unqualified
Got it?
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@dinkin_flickaa Our Health Secretary is a smoker, tanning bed regular, and an anabolic steroid user that eats roadside meat and swims in polluted water.
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Not enough is talked about how Trump - arguably the most energetic person of all time - has a diet of cheeseburgers, doesn't exercise and averages 10 hours of sleep a week
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@theliamnissan You need to tag him or type out “Na-ki-ti I need you so” for customer service.
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Every time I post it says "post failed" but it goes through anyway. Happening to anybody else?
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@devahaz We need to start a department of government efficiency, and take a look at these types of spending, maybe grab a few Social Security numbers
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Sending $1.5B of US taxpayer money to a made up organization for Gaza development projects is maybe the griftiest of recent grifts
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A voting system that doesn't authenticate voters with an ID has no integrity
Gemini@Gemini
JUST IN: A new study finds that 80% of Americans support requiring photo ID to vote
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@CommishSmith I’ve heard Mullen, talk there’s nothing impressive about him. The Admin so so fully of bad picks he fits right in.
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I'm not going to dis AOC's B.A., but do you really think earning a bachelor's degree is a more impressive achievement than taking a small family business w/ 6 employees and turning it into a company with over 300 employees and $20 million in annual sales? If so, you're an idiot.
Arlen Parsa@arlenparsa
AOC graduated with honors from Boston University with double degrees in Economics and International Relations. Markwayne was the only Senator without even a bachelor’s degree. Hope that helps.
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@elonmusk There was this guy I knew that didn’t get invited to a party, so he called and got everyone at the party in trouble.
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@elonmusk Is there a flavor you and Bruce Jenner agree on? I know Hegseth’s favorite flavor is gin.
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@elonmusk He does have a Carlson Tucker bowtie so he should be really good at “just asking questions”
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Probability of me getting a fair trial if this is how the judge dresses is 0.0%
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok
NEW: Elon’s attorneys are calling on Clinton-appointed Judge Charles Breyer to investigate the jury in Musk's recent Twitter acquisition case after jurors were mocking Musk in court. RIGGED
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@LoganDobson Took a look at your question and I realized, you are the disappointment.
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I invite everyone to look at what Musk has built in his career and what Newsom has accomplished in 29 years (!!) of elected office and determine who is more of a disappointment.
Axios@axios
Exclusive: Newsom calls Musk "one of the great disappointments" of this era trib.al/UaVQMqa
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I don’t get it - it’s a flex AOC was a bartender but it’s a negative Markwayne was a plumber?
You are such a hack.
CJ Pearson@Cjpearson
Jimmy Kimmel: "Before he was elected to the Senate, Markwayne Mullin was plumber. That's right. We have a plumber protecting us from terrorism now." The elitism of Hollywood summarized in one moment. 👇
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@DillonLoomis The world changed when Biden thanked Mary for EVs, will he overlook what DJT is about to do?
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Elon NEEDS to be invited to be a part of this council
The Kobeissi Letter@KobeissiLetter
BREAKING: President Trump is set to appoint Mark Zuckerberg, Larry Ellison, and Jensen Huang to a new "technology council," per WSJ. This council could include 24 people, will be co-chaired by David Sacks, and will be focused on AI policy.
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I now get so many AI-generated replies that it's just too much work to report them for spam and block them, so I'm downshifting to muting.
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These foreign accounts are like super pressed they might now make money off American politics anymore.
Which begs a few questions:
1. How much are they even getting off this platform and why?
2. Why don't they want to talk about their own country's politics?
Jonatan Pallesen@jonatanpallesen
Content that @nikitabier doesn't like: Europeans from small countries posting about science or global trends, or making original content. Content @nikitabier loves: An American posting a screenshot from instagram of a hot girl.
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