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Superior strategist, terrific tactician, and Elon’s dating advisor (book coming soon!). Also the Model 3 won't launch til q4 2018. Parody account.

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Parody Adam Jonas@BullAdamJonas·
AJs Law: The number of bought-and-paid-for journalists bashing a company, is directly proportional to that company’s potential revenue growth in absolute terms. @CGrantWSJ @Tweetermeyer @lopezlinette @danahull @lorakolodny @russ1mitchell $TSLA $TSLAQ
YunLinSJ@YunLinSJ

We need some yummy🍦from real sources, not some twitter acct that blocks everyone who disagrees. I don't even know this person but already blocked. @danahull

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Mark Fitzpatrick 4 Idaho Governor 🇺🇸
Mark Fitzpatrick 4 Idaho Governor 🇺🇸@oldstatemark·
Just ordered ANOTHER 1000 signs! Support is growing exponentially! Now, if everyone could donate $20, we could run commercials until Election Day!
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Mark Fitzpatrick 4 Idaho Governor 🇺🇸
Mark Fitzpatrick 4 Idaho Governor 🇺🇸@oldstatemark·
LOCAL, LOCAL, LOCAL! We will build a LOCAL food supply chain and incentivize our ranchers to provide beef for IDAHO! We will ditch the national supply chain and stop pumping our animals full of poisons! Ranchers will have pride in their work again, providing for IDAHOANS!
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Parody Adam Jonas@BullAdamJonas·
Tesla's first production LFP battery module:
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Teslascope
Teslascope@teslascope·
Today, we officially launched publicly accessible metrics for @Tesla's Full Self-Driving. View how each software update is performing, including the percentage of drives and drivers using FSD, and the average % of a drive in FSD. Powered by real data from AI4-equipped vehicles.
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Parody Adam Jonas@BullAdamJonas·
@elonmusk Everyone should assume that anything they read in the news which supports lefty narratives is fake.
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
SPLC funded a large number of false flag “right wing” organizations and events. Total scam.
KanekoaTheGreat@KanekoaTheGreat

🚨BREAKING: DOJ charges the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) with wire fraud, false statements, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The SPLC secretly funneled $3M+ in donor funds to violent racist extremist groups: -Ku Klux Klan -American Nazi Party -Aryan Nation -United Klans of America -Unite the Right -National Alliance -National Socialist Movement -Sadistic Souls Motorcycle Club -American Front To hide the payments, SPLC allegedly opened bank accounts under fictitious entities to conceal the source and control of donor funds. Per the indictment: an SPLC field source was a member of the online leadership chat group that planned the 2017 "Unite the Right" rally in Charlottesville — made racist postings under SPLC supervision and helped coordinate transportation to the event. FBI Director Kash Patel: "They lied to their donors, vowing to dismantle violent extremist groups, and actually turned around and paid the leaders of these very extremist groups — even utilizing the funds to have these groups facilitate the commission of state and federal crimes." Acting AG Todd Blanche: "The SPLC is manufacturing racism to justify its existence. Using donor money to allegedly profit off Klansmen cannot go unchecked." Scheme allegedly ran 2014–2023. FBI calls it an ongoing investigation. Insane!!!

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YunLinSJ@YunLinSJ·
Bloomberg really twisting the data here. The main reason for the drop is the removal of $7500 federal IRA credit. EV sales dropped 40.2% from last year Q1, but Telsa's sales only dropped by 24.3%, outperforming other major EV makers by far. Saying consumers "increasingly embrace hybrid" is quite the stretch. Hybrid's market share has barely budged from Q2 2025 (20.5%), to this past Q1 (20.9%).
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Phil McAlister
Phil McAlister@phil_mcalister·
Public school is primarily a jobs program and voter aggregation system. The data are very clear. Spending doesn't correlate to results. School quality has an extremely minimal impact. Education outcomes are entirely dependent on the student and their family. No amount of education spending will change that.
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John Collins@Logically_JC

So many of our problems could be fixed by properly funding public education.

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Dave W Plummer
Dave W Plummer@davepl1968·
This a computer, and you likely own one. It's a hydraulic analog computer. It’s essentially a machined analog computer that computes with fluid instead of electronics: pump pressure is routed through passages that act like wires, while spool valves, springs, orifices, and check balls perform the equivalents of comparators, logic gates, delays, and one-way elements. What it “calculates” is the machine’s current operating state, whether conditions have crossed a threshold to justify changing state, how strongly to apply each output, and how quickly to make that transition without instability or shock. It does this by continuously balancing forces—pressure on different valve areas against spring preload and feedback pressure—so each valve shifts only when one hydraulic condition outweighs another, while restrictions and chambers add timing and smoothing. In plain English, it is a real-time fluidic state machine that solves “if this pressure is greater than that one, route flow here; otherwise hold, delay, soften, or override” entirely through geometry and oil. They're used in every car with an automatic transmission, where it makes choices like what gear to be in and how hard to apply clutches, etc.... And some dude worked it all out on paper back in the 1960s.
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Parody Adam Jonas@BullAdamJonas·
Congrats to Blue Origin. Huge milestone re-using a booster and putting down another successful flight. These guys might beat Rocketlab for being the "least exploding" launch services provider.
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Rebecca Perrotto
Rebecca Perrotto@rebeccaperrotto·
Elon, from the bottom of my broken heart, thank you. ❤️ You’ve kept my beautiful daughter Liv’s memory alive in the most extraordinary way, by making Asteroid, the official mascot for SpaceX. Liv poured her whole soul into designing that little dog in a spacesuit, dreaming of the stars just like you. Seeing her creation soar on Polaris Dawn already brought tears of joy. Knowing it will now be a part of every SpaceX mission, flying among the stars forever? That’s healing I can’t even put into words. You didn’t just honor a young girl’s dream, you are keeping her spirit alive. Liv’s love, her laughter, her unbreakable fight lives on through Asteroid, and every time a Falcon roars or Starship climbs toward orbit, a piece of my girl flies with it. I’m crying grateful tears right now. Thank you for this priceless gift. You’ve turned our deepest pain into something eternal and beautiful among the stars. @elonmusk
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@glennbeck @rebeccaperrotto No Yes Yes Your Name Yes, a several times. Kyoto. teamLab. Yes Yes Ok 😀

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Kenny Burgos
Kenny Burgos@KennyBurgosNY·
These are so frustrating to receive. A building owner sent me this video of a 2BR Upper West Side apartment he just got back, but after he empties it out it will stay vacant going forward. The tenant lived here since 1985 and the current legal rent is $940.01 Because of the 2019 HSTPA law, a building owner is expected to fully renovate this unit to current building code (that’s a good thing), but also expected to lose money in perpetuity at the same time. This 2BD would need well over $100,000 to clean out the debris, comply with lead laws, upgrade major systems, remove the Sheetrock + much more just to make this into an apartment a tenant would actually want to live in with dignity. But the law says the $940 rent would still end up below the estimated $1300/mo it costs to operate the apt which covers insurance, property taxes, labor, fuel, and capital expenditures for the building. So if the new rent falls below the operating cost, the owner would still lose money every month and never see $1 back from the $100k+ renovation. Why would the state expect anyone to lose money like this? What bank would ever provide a loan with no path to repayment? Why do we acknowledge the cost to build housing but ignore what it takes to preserve older housing? Why do we accept this policy when thousands of New Yorkers are searching for housing in the midst of the worst supply crunch we’ve ever seen? So frustrating.
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@RogueLou18 He better have gotten an amazing concession from the swamp for this garbage endorsement.
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Brandy@LibertyBelle208·
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Brian Lenney ™
Brian Lenney ™@brian_lenney·
Haters will say it's fake. But, after July 1st, Idaho government school districts will no longer be able to: -contribute taxpayer funds to a teachers' union -provide teachers with paid leave to engage in union operations and activism, unless the union reimburses the district for the value of the teacher's time out of the classroom -pay teachers' union dues for them with taxpayer funds -use public payroll systems and personnel to deduct union dues from teachers' paychecks -provide more of a teacher's personal information to a union than is disclosable under the Idaho Public Records Act, unless the teacher authorizes the disclosure -require teachers to meet or interact with a teachers' union if they do not wish to do so -distribute communications or membership solicitations on behalf of a teachers' union
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Joe Tegtmeyer 🚀 🤠🛸😎
Joe Tegtmeyer 🚀 🤠🛸😎@JoeTegtmeyer·
Something big has changed at Giga Texas with Cybercab production … ~ 14 in the outbound lot WITHOUT STEERING WHEELS! Earlier this week, the production line has begun what we are all waiting for and I would expect to see many more starting on Monday, 4/20 🤠 A big step forward!
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