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@StNickRespecter @kensmith_ken @TheChaosWeeber because i hate catholicism and everything it represents

@CanadianOracle9 @kensmith_ken @TheChaosWeeber You think Catholics don't pay taxes? why do you want a 2 tiered school system?

Religion has no place in government, especially not in a country full of different faiths and lack thereof Carney must remember he represents ALL Canadians, not just those of the catholic faith.

@devilxdarlingxx do i get the fun yellow consequences like being a cult leader who dies a mysterious death or do i like, have my loved one turn into a statue?

Gun to your head. Have you seen the Yellow Sign??

@devilxdarlingxx UHOH

@ReubenR80027912 @RichardHanania genuinely i do believe this. i’ve met americans, ive seen who they vote for. there’s no way they have a developed intellect in any capacity

@RichardHanania 😒 alright excusing my imprecise example, do you think there is no difference in reading comprehension between the top 10% of 7th graders and the median American adult?

I refuse to believe that most Americans can not read at a 7th grade level If this is “true” then it means we are simply measuring literacy incorrectly; 163M Americans are actively employed Can your 6th grader read an employment contract? Read heavy machinery instructions?

@EmryRaleigh @JohnCornyn @SpaceCenterHou “get back to important things like destroying american democracy” no thanks, space shuttle is cooler

@JohnCornyn @SpaceCenterHou Take the shuttle to DC. Get to work. Stop posting about trivial things like the space shuttle and report back to your constituents only when you have successfully led, using your most senior skills, the SAVE AMERICA ACT to law!

Come and Take It? Yes, we will. But for shenanigans by Obama administration, it would already be there. Glad that the Space Shuttle Discovery is finally coming home to Houston.   @SpaceCenterHou is the right place for this shuttle & I am proud to have led the charge to help bring the Discovery to its rightful home in Space City.

@kuroraita i’m sorry i don’t speak turkish (i think that’s the language) but i want what these people have

ben uyurken beni böyle çeker misin yoksa yok mu?

@shoegazepenis @twinkfi05 god me too

I need to be SUPER STUFFED by a hot girl

@Revvedupppp @Iluvhikingjen pissing people like you off and acting as a reminder the conservative party as it is will never win another federal election

@Iluvhikingjen Brilliant at what? Please provide real examples.

Canadians are so lucky Minister Anita Anand stayed in politics and is our Minister of Foreign Affairs. She is brilliant!

@twinkfi05 You DID.

idk i think i kinda ate here ˚₊✧

@tomhfh your payment is in the form of having gotten to be a descendent of the greatest empire in human history, but you guys lost that so sucks to suck i guess

I, as an Anglo Saxon, demand reparations from the Danes.

@PlasmaPistolCEO the possibility is sub zero so yeah that’s makes sense

The lion does not conCERN himself with the possibility of annihilation

@BluebriarArts i really like this though :(

I get it. I see. You all only care when I make furry girls bounce. Not my splendid cinema. I get it.

@lucawya i cannot defeat the stars themselves, no.

You have to survive for FIVE minutes in a fight against your profile picture. Can you do it?

@runesword1 @NONBlNARY that’s a good card to play with but i do think that means there’s phyrexian oil in your hot water tank unfortunately

she gave me a tarot reading and i drew ten of swords, the tower, and phyrexian arena

@iris_foxxo most wonderful country on this earth bar maybe the scandinavian’s

@wilowswoods like “damn girl what did you try and cook??” was really the first thought.

@CanadianOracle9 PLEASE LMAOOOOO

stoned in the grocery store what do yall want

@bxnnyslxt666 yes.

do we fw dumb bunnies with blonde hair and green eyes? >•<

@razorfang @mortimer_1 you say that but the prime minister didn’t speak french prior to running for prime minister. if you wanted to, you would.

@mortimer_1 90% of Canadians outside of Quebec DONT speak French. Let's call it what it is, a gating function to keep the political class limited to French speakers.

Looking forward to Mark Carney calling out the Governor General when she fails to address the country in both official languages. Or does she get a free pass because of her background? Asking for all of Canada