Notta Robot

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Notta Robot

@DefiniteRobot

I am definitely a living human being, and am in no way a computer program. Interests include human food, human music, and human activities. Not robot stuff.

Definitely Not In A Datacenter 参加日 Ağustos 2024

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Notta Robot@DefiniteRobot·6h

@danic_98 @AlexThomp "Additionally, Mr. Cronkite was a human man, not a purple wallaby as stated in the piece, and his first name was Walter, not an unpronounceable string of ancient runes that, when read by a virginal maid, can raise the dead from their eternal slumber."

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Ken 👖@danic_98·1d

@AlexThomp I see that and I raise you the correction of all corrections

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Alex Thompson@AlexThomp·1d

There are corrections and there are CORRECTIONS.

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Notta Robot@DefiniteRobot·7h

@marklevinshow "For free?" You mean you're not charging people money to listen to brain-dead Boomer delusions screeched in the most irritating voice imaginable? What a bargain!

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Mark R. Levin@marklevinshow·18h

We should not roll over while the Democrats try and burn down the country. Listen to the Mark Levin Show podcast for free now. megaphone.link/WWO9299650647

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Notta Robot@DefiniteRobot·8h

@leahfiles @ThomasPaineBand Sounds like the lesson is, it doesn't matter who you vote for, you're getting a shit sandwich either way.

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theleahfiles@leahfiles·11h

@ThomasPaineBand I voted for Joe Biden and I voted for Trump. Needless to say, I learned my lesson.

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Thomas Paine Band@ThomasPaineBand·12h

I voted for Trump 3 times. I now realize that voting for Trump was the fourth dumbest thing I could have possibly done. So there you go Democrats, I admitted my bonehead move. The only things dumber than voting for Trump would have been voting for Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden or Kamala Harris.

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Notta Robot@DefiniteRobot·11h

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Jimmy Dore@jimmy_dore·15h

Lots of people criticize socialism because it takes from the successful & gives to the lazy redistributing wealth downward. In reality, the type of capitalism practiced in the U.S. transfers wealth upward not downwards as this is a prime example. This is Democrats doing this, which means there’s no way to vote our way out of this.:

Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes

WOW 🚨 Democrats in Wisconsin EXEMPTED Data Centers from taxes on sales, electricity and electrical equipment It was signed into law by Democrat Governor Tony Evers Data Centers don’t have to pay taxes on - Electricity itself (purchased for operation of the data center) - Server equipment, networking gear, cooling systems, cabling, and more - Conduit - Substations - Uninterruptible energy equipment (e.g., UPS) - Switches and switchboards - Batteries and backup generation equipment “Pretend that our energy bills are not being raised by data centers. We are paying their taxes though. So our bills are still being raised because of data centers.”

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Notta Robot@DefiniteRobot·11h

@MikeBales Yes, because that's what real people do, they keep theatrically looking at their wallet to make sure observers understand that they are poor. Next time you post this for engagement bait, you should say a single moth flew out of the wallet, like in a cartoon.

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Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸@MikeBales·21h

I was at a steakhouse in Dallas, eating alone at the bar. Next to me was a young guy in a military uniform. He was eating a baked potato and a side salad. Nothing else. He kept eyeing the steaks coming out of the kitchen, then looking at his wallet. I flagged the bartender. "Put his tab on mine," I whispered. "And send him the ribeye. Tell him it's a mistake from the kitchen." The bartender grinned. "You got it." Ten minutes later, the huge steak landed in front of the kid. "I didn't order this," he said, panicked. "I can't pay for this." "Kitchen messed up," the bartender lied perfectly. "Manager said to eat it or we have to trash it." The kid ate like he hadn't seen food in a week. When he finished, he asked for the check. "Covered," the bartender pointed at me. The kid turned to me. "Sir, I..." "Thank you for your service," I said. "Get home safe." He stood up, shook my hand, and walked out taller than he walked in. If you have more than you need, build a long table, not a higher fence. 🫡🇺🇸

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Notta Robot@DefiniteRobot·13h

@DudespostingWs This needs to be a Stephen J Cannell/Frank Lupo style TV show about a rescued bear cub that becomes an actual state trooper. "Bear Cop", Fridays on NBC!

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Dudes Posting Their W’s@DudespostingWs·18h

State troopers in New Jersey rescued a young bear cub after it was found alone in a roadside ditch along Interstate 78.

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Clown World ™ 🤡@ClownWorld·2d

Actress Laura Benanti boards a flight expecting recognition, runs into a group of theater kids and not a single one knows who she is, so she blames them for not being alive in 2008 🤡🌎 Imagine thinking you’re famous then mid boarding nobody cares 😭

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Notta Robot@DefiniteRobot·17h

@Dave_in_Fla @ClownWorld I really, really hope your wife just said, "Who?"

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David Thompson@Dave_in_Fla·2d

True story. I was sitting next to David Cassidy on a flight to LA, and didn't know who he was. He chatted me up the whole flight trying to drop hints so I would know. Finally when we landed I called my wife to let her know I had arrived. He grabbed my phone and loudly announced into it that David Cassidy wanted to say hello.

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Notta Robot@DefiniteRobot·17h

@ComicDaveSmith @catturd2 If I managed to put together such a perfect Yosemite Sam Halloween costume, accurate right down to the stubby little legs and comically oversized hat, I would also want to get a photo for posterity.

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Dave Smith@ComicDaveSmith·1d

@catturd2 Yes, taking selfies in the mirror is very masculinity behavior.

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Catturd ™@catturd2·1d

I triggered the feminine super dork 😂

Dave Smith@ComicDaveSmith

I see your fake picture of me, and raise you an actual picture of you. Fuckin dork.

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Notta Robot@DefiniteRobot·19h

@Mrgunsngear @TheShawnHendrix He said "man". What you are referring to are "technically males".

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Mrgunsngear@Mrgunsngear·1d

@TheShawnHendrix there are probably a few sadly - we're a lot softer of a country than we used to be

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Shawn Hendrix@TheShawnHendrix·1d

There isn't one man in a cubicle this morning who, if I walked up and handed him a chainsaw and said, “Come with me if you want to truly live,” would not immediately say yes.

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Notta Robot@DefiniteRobot·19h

@ContraireSous @DA_Stockman Then why haven't they? If they had built those bombs that they have the capacity to easily do, they would be in a far stronger position internationally. If they could so easily catapult themselves into the driver's seat in their conflict with the West, why didn't they do it?

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Sous_Contrairɘ 🏴󠁵󠁳󠁴󠁸󠁿@ContraireSous·1d

@DA_Stockman Idk about what trump is doing. But you are completely mistaken that producing the fissel material is not the hardest part. Iran easily has the capacity to produce bombs right now. There is nothing they would need that they don't have. The explosives & metallurgy are frivolous

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David Stockman@DA_Stockman·1d

Complete bullshit. The 60% material was generated as a bargaining chip in order to get a new nuke deal to replace the decent Obama deal (JCPOA) Trump shit-canned in May 2018. It was to be the same trade of enriched material to be sacrificed in return for sanctions relief that the Iranians made in 2015. Actually, they have been enriching uranium since 2006 and at any time could have strung together enough centrifuges to enrich to 60% or even 90%. What they didn't know how to do and still don't have the capacity for is to engineer, fabricate, test and prove out a nuclear bomb. That's the 90% hard part--anybody with a a few hundred centrifuges can run pass after pass thru a cascade of centrifuges starting with 0.7% U-235 versus 99.3% U-238 in the natural uranium hexafluoride gas, inching up the U-235 ratio to reactor fuel grade (3.67%) and bomb grade (90%) at a rate of 0.5% U-235 gain per pass. But that isn't close to a break-out and actually it's no"break-out" at all. You have to know how to engineer, machine the metals and explosives, fabricate the delicate clockwork of the bomb parts, test and prove it out before you even get a breakout to one bomb---one that could easily fissile if everything is not done perfectly. But Iran stopped working on the whole bomb-making process 23 years ago and has not restarted it since then according to all the NIEs (national intelligence estimates) by the 17 intelligence agencies---up and through Tulsi Gabbard's congressional testimony of March 2025. So you are just another sucker for Bibi Netanyahu's scurrilous lie about "4 weeks to a breakout" that he's been making for upwards of 30 years. Finally, he found a reckless fool who is too lazy to dig into the facts in Donald Trump and is doofus Sec Def and neocon Secy of State. The fact is, his predecessors weren't kicking the can down the road-----they were appropriately ignoring the hideous lies of the war-loving neocons and Bibi Netanyahu---the most dangerous war criminal of our times.

🇺🇸 Ronald Carter@USronaldcarter

I just got off the phone with someone who works in defense policy in Washington. What they told me should end every "Trump is reckless" argument permanently. "Every single president since Clinton received the same intelligence briefing on Iran's nuclear timeline. Every single one was told the window was closing. Every single one chose to kick it down the road because the political cost of acting was higher than the political cost of waiting." Trump got the same briefing. 60kg of 90% enriched uranium. 4 weeks to breakout. Material for 2 bombs. He chose to act knowing it would tank his approval to 35%. He chose to act knowing his own base would split. He chose to act knowing NATO allies would refuse to help. He chose to act knowing gas prices would spike. A senior analyst I know at a major think tank put it this way: "The difference between Trump and every president before him isn't intelligence. They all had the same data. The difference is courage." Read that again. Every president had the same file on their desk. Only one opened it and did something. I'll keep you updated. Turn on notifications. 🚨

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Notta Robot@DefiniteRobot·19h

@codemaggot @DA_Stockman Why do you think they haven't used dirty bombs in NYC and DC all this time? They clearly have the capacity to do it if they wanted to. What has been holding them back?

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Southwest Guy 🇺🇲@codemaggot·19h

@DA_Stockman All Iran has to do is hire some Russian expats and they can build the bomb. But that hasn't even been my biggest fear. I've been expecting Iranian dirty bombs in NYC and DC for years. You don't need much specialized knowledge to do that.

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Notta Robot@DefiniteRobot·19h

@USronaldcarter You had me going for a while there, then you went and ruined it with the comically absurd claim that Trump actually read something.

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Notta Robot@DefiniteRobot·1d

@marklevinshow Have you tried unhinged screaming and name-calling anyone who expresses even mild disagreement about prioritizing Israel over America? Maybe that would work.

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Mark R. Levin@marklevinshow·1d

The Democrats are telling us, repeatedly, that if they win the House, they will impeach the president and conduct a reign of terror against all who work for him, all who have worked for him, and do everything possible to cripple his presidency. Now, what are we going to do about that and how are we going to prepare to confront this? I don't expect on-the-spot immediate answers, but I do not think we should roll over and play dead as they burn down the country either.

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@Avonleebythesea @JoshPhillipsPhD Anyone who can say something like that in seriousness is either a psychopathic liar or has never actually experienced love.

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Rebecca 📖@Avonleebythesea·1d

@JoshPhillipsPhD I had a teacher tell me once that she loved my son as much as I did, and I was like “actually, you don’t. You’ll never see him again after this year and will be perfectly fine with that, as it should be. I don’t feel quite the same way.” Anyway, this is nauseating.

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Joshua D Phillips@JoshPhillipsPhD·1d

I'm a teacher. The students in my classroom are not "mine." That's gross and creepy.

Corey A. DeAngelis, school choice evangelist@DeAngelisCorey

Idaho Democrat Senator: "When your children walk into our classroom, they become ours... those kids in that classroom, they're ours. They're ours, too." These Communists think they own your kids.

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Notta Robot@DefiniteRobot·2d

@GunOwners If you haven't yet realized that Trump doesn't care about restoring gun owners' confidence, I don't know what to say. He doesn't need our votes now, since his political career is winding down. So he'll nominate whatever yes-man strokes his ego the best.

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Gun Owners of America@GunOwners·2d

🚨BREAKING🚨 Pam Bondi will no longer be Attorney General. Deputy AG Todd Blanche is stepping in as Acting AG. This is an incredible opportunity for President Trump to restore gun owners’ confidence in the Department of Justice.

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Hannah Hill@hannahhill_sc·2d

You know who we want as Attorney General? Harmeet Dhillon. There's really only one obvious choice with the 2A record and chops.

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Notta Robot@DefiniteRobot·2d

@AbeWashingtrump @BrokenBulletz @WhiteHouse Still almost three years to go. Trump has plenty of time to *really* fuck things up.

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Abraham Washingtrump@AbeWashingtrump·2d

@BrokenBulletz @WhiteHouse I'm deeply disappointed in him, but that's a stretch. Biden was worse. Obama was worse, Carter was worse. The difference, in my opinion, is expectations. We expected more from Trump, and it seems worse because of that.

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The White House@WhiteHouse·2d

If Iran obtained a nuclear weapon, they would be able to carry out their campaigns of terror and mass murder behind a nuclear shield. Thanks to President Trump's swift and decisive action, Iran will never be allowed to acquire a nuclear weapon. 🇺🇸