johnny randomseed

got an iranian gf i said how you walkin around with allah dat ass got a Israeli gf she give me that iron dome

@SeedOilDsrspctr its a ribbit ribbit 🐸

+10 Man Points if you know what this is right away

@TheloniousBosch @specialkdelslay @MLSophist they will not take my jobs (I have a sledgehammer and it is not murder if its a clanker)

@DispairSoftware @specialkdelslay @MLSophist This is one of the best paragraphs in twit history

Is using AI fun for you? Or do you feel like you've got to do it? Like it's a requirement, maybe even a chore

@radioactivered so theoretically a person could get a chunk of that, make it into a rod, and shove it into a hollow point and have a depleted uranium armor piercing round if they were so inclined

Yes, you actually can legally own small amounts of depleted uranium, but there are some strings attached. The NRC allows it in very limited, “exempt” forms, like certain mineral specimens or small manufactured samples. But you can’t just go out and buy bulk uranium metal and do whatever you want with it sadly, anything beyond that requires a license and is tightly controlled. Also, when searching online for a sample, remember that just because something is labeled as “uranium metal” it doesn’t automatically that it’s “depleted”because natural uranium is about 0.72% U‑235 while depleted uranium is anything lower than that. For example, popular online samples like the United Nuclear ones are around 0.3% U‑235, which is why they qualify as depleted. If you do ever come across a small sample, the care is pretty simple: keep handling to a minimum, store it dry or ideally submerged in mineral oil to prevent oxidation, keep it sealed in a container and don’t cut or sand it since dust is the real hazard. Here is a video and picture of my small sample.☢️😊

@specialkdelslay @dlwiest @alpaysh x.com/i/status/20281…

@dlwiest @alpaysh @DispairSoftware is so cooked it's literally over

You guys my junior dev is threatening to leak the video of me throwing a teensy lil computer chair at him(allegedly), if I don't give him a raise. what do I do

@Saveydro can you let me know who manufactures that? if it can run 24/7 and i use it normally i can pass it down to my grandkids

Get a load of this panini press in the kitchen at the gas station where I work. It's never been cleaned and stays on 24/7.

@MakeAugusta do not buy an extension cord on temu is also a good rule of thumb

Please do NOT plug space heaters into extension cords! Plug them directly into the wall outlet!!! Extension cords/ Power strips are not able to handle the high current flow that a space heater can put out and can overheat causing a fire. 🔥🔥🔥

@DickTrout its definitely going to work, the only question is will the person making the tutorial survive it

@DispairSoftware All I see is the back of a brown hand using a tool and I know that this is a tutorial that is going to work

to everyone doubting this man, he is using Klein D2000-9NE linemans pliers.

can any catholics let me know when was the last pope that was not gay? was it Pius XII?

@GregNotSure sounds like a skill issue to me

@DispairSoftware The guy in that picture, to the right, is Raghav. He used to do that job before the "incident"

@claudiaroussel_ dang the girl on the right is super cute

guys did you hear? a small frenchman built a community so women can finally meet. before this we were just bumping into walls and stuff

@dlwiest @meadandjuniper hapan has hot corn drinks in their vending machines

@meadandjuniper Sipping bone broth is a thing. It's kind of expensive though

It’s weird there aren’t more savory drinks. Take broth for instance. There are so many broths I would absolutely drink straight out of a mug. So how come there’s no Starbucks for broths? Am I just weird?

@thoughtlesslabs normies love logical fallacies

This guy also went and played the lottery and didn’t win proving that the person who did win was a liar

@chrisargo_ if an algo is cooking and nobody is there to see it does it make bangers?

@DispairSoftware But the algo is cooking…right??

lol

@loftwah i always assumed you had a wife and two kids

I’m a single guy in their forties who is fit, keeps a tidy house and who has taste when it comes to design and music. It should have been obvious right?

@PondTalk they like the abuse though

@GameDevJared89 no im straight bro. electricians have just told me if i buy pliers get the J2000. linesmans pliers are super useful for lots of different things

@DispairSoftware were/are you an electrician?

@GameDevJared89 they are pretty good. however if you buy some the J2000 are the ones to get, the J stands for journeyman, so they are just a higher grade. thats the nimbus 2000

@DispairSoftware is that like the nimbus 2000 of pliers?

@m_davies94 name it and i will do it. I want to have every square inch of my body buried in titty. its a lifetime goal of mine

@DispairSoftware here’s what you have to do to win 10,000 tits

you ever see a face you just want to punch?