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@FillineMachine

For Duty and Humanity! he/him

参加日 Mayıs 2010
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tom@FillineMachine·
Hi, welcome to my Twitter page. This is my personal space to let loose. Don’t scroll if you’re offended by a teacher using NSFW language and discussing NSFW topics. If you’re one of my students, click the link in my bio to go back to my TikTok page 😀 THANKS
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BRB gonna send Mark Zuckerberg a check for $8 just to spite @elonmusk. Also, this will be my last tweet. Bye.
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Pirate’s Booty is appropriately named bc it smells like the ass of a man who lives on a boat and hasn’t bathed in years
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@washingtonpost It’s a good fit. Every bit as racist as Tucker with an even more punchable face.
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The Washington Post@washingtonpost·
Fox News has selected Jesse Watters to serve as permanent host of the 8 p.m. hour on the network, as part of a broader shake-up of its prime-time lineup. wapo.st/46zvIuC
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Of course I love the MCU. My favorite is “Madea Goes to Jail” but “BOO! A Madea Halloween” is a very close second.
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◻️ Rob Primo ◻️
◻️ Rob Primo ◻️@therobprimo1·
Toronto Police use horses to intimidate teenager Nic Alexander from Save Canada preventing him from leaving the Toronto Library after a drag Queen story time protest. 📸 @chrisdacey
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Why didn’t anyone tell me we were referring to @Moms4Liberty as “Klanned Karenhood” 🤣🤣🤣
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Listen, I’m not going to apologize for having controversial opinions okay?
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“Dreams” is a better Van Halen song than “Jump.” I will die on this hill.
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name a fictional character who would pay for twitter blue
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name a fictional character who would pay for twitter blue
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With all of the commotion surrounding the #TrumpArraignment it’s important to remember that Trump has been involved in almost 5k lawsuits. He’s been to court countless times. This is literally just another day in his pathetic, crooked life.
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@AmazonHelp since when are packages just thrown down at the end of the driveway? If you’re too lazy to put them on the porch, at least stuff them in the mailbox. That’s literally what it’s there for.
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MAGA supporters are going to wear t-shirts with Trump’s mugshot like comedians wear Carlin’s and Lenny Bruce’s
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Dear gun loving “Christian” republicans: When Jesus said “let the little children come to me” he didn’t mean LITERALLY
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America, 2023.
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@philvischer That’s naperville for ya
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Phil Vischer@philvischer·
I had to look twice at the car parked in front of me before I realized this says “corndogs.”
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