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@Aqua_Toad @DigitalBull589 @assassinscreed And you know because??

@DigitalBull589 @assassinscreed Aaaaw, a sensitive little snowflake asshole. Pirates were GAY.

We know you know, but how about we tell you some more now? Tune in for Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced's Worldwide Reveal Showcase on April 23rd at 4PM UTC - 6PM CEST - 9AM PDT. youtu.be/7hkFaTypP1Q

@FallLikeRain7 @LeftyWinter @notcapnamerica @AOC That retarded cunt will never be president

@LeftyWinter @notcapnamerica She neutered him, he lies as usual and she caught him. @AOC is just brilliant and will be an amazing First Lady President. Republican men have ruined our nation it’s time for a woman to take the mantle and carry the torch. 🫶🏽

Heated exchange between AOC and RFK Jr

@Aqua_Toad @DigitalBull589 @assassinscreed And you know because??

@SonySantaMonica Pity the sequel was mostly bullshit.

Eight years ago, we released God of War (2018). At the time, it was simply known internally as INT8, our eighth developed game. Eight years later, that detail has taken on new meaning as we celebrate everything this journey has become. Thank you for joining us on the adventure!

@PRAGMATAgame Had no idea of this except for some posters, saw a review, got the demo and now I’m hooked. Awesome game

"Hugh! I heard more than a MILLION people got our game! Hey…do you think we're famous on Earth now?" 🎉 PRAGMATA has sold more than one million copies globally! Thank you to everyone for your support so far!

@JoshuaMFrench @PRAGMATAgame @CapcomUSA_ Paternally coded… Fuck off

People who claim that PRAGMATA is anything but paternally coded have not even played through the game’s opening credits.

@Aqua_Toad @DigitalBull589 @assassinscreed And you know because?? Asshole

@JoshuaMFrench @X @elonmusk @PRAGMATAgame @CapcomUSA_ No it doesn’t you stupid motherfucker. Japanese gamers are more likely to want to screw her than parent her. Have you ever been here? The level of sexualization of little girls is off the charts

Okay, so the idea that #PRAGMATA was developed to awaken paternal instincts and pull Japan back from the brink of declining birthrates seems absurd… until you combine that with @X and @elonmusk deleting communication barriers between Japan and America, then it makes total sense.

@BasedLEDA Not a daughter! It’s a fucking robot!! Asshole

Pragmata hit me way harder than I ever expected. It started off so simple, nothing flashy or over the top. Just a dad and his robo daughter walking and talking about what family really means. How even if you're not related by blood, people can come together in the hardest times and grow to care for each other so deeply that they become family. It’s not the blood that binds us, it’s the bond, the quiet choice to show up every single day. The way the game shows you the weight of loving a child… God, it wrecked me. Those tiny smiles, those little dreams, how something so small can completely shift an adult’s entire world. Watching Hugh go from this carefree guy who just showed up to finish a job, to a man who would walk through hell itself for his little girl, it was written so beautifully I don’t even have the words. You feel that sense of responsibility settle into your chest without even noticing it at first. Pragmata is a love letter to every parent who’s ever loved their kids to the point of exhaustion, to the point of tears, to the point where nothing else matters as much. It made me appreciate my own parents so much more, because now I understand a little better what they carried all those years. It also reminded me of the pure, ridiculous fun of being a parent, the silly games, the uncontrollable laughter, the way your heart swells when they look up at you like you hung the moon. That mix of heavy responsibility and light, joyful chaos is what makes it all so real and so worth it. Thank you, Capcom. I wasn’t ready for how deeply this game would touch me.

@leebowski1223 Yes! First movie was crap

What's your opinion on Conan The Destroyer (1984)? Granted, it was dumbed down a little from the first movie to get a PG-13 rating, but I think it's a fun comic book sword & sorcery movie with some good action scenes, a game cast and some decent 80's effects work. Any fans?

@Pirat_Nation No motherfucker. If you think you want kids from playing a fucking game you need a fucking life.

According to a fan theory, Capcom’s Pragmata is secretly Japan’s clever plan to fight its birth rate crisis. You play as a spacesuit-wearing “Space Dad” protecting cute little Diana. Their wholesome father-daughter bond is so touching that many players say the game actually makes them feel real paternal instincts and want kids. Japan just hit a new record low with only 706,000 births in 2025, the fertility rate is still stuck around 1.2 despite billions spent on incentives. Coincidence or genius marketing

@ScottyDeals @JaeGamez Retard

@JaeGamez Lot of dads engaging in mass copium - the combat sucks

Thoughts on PRAGMATA’s combat??

@ERCboxoffice Horror fans will watch any ol shit

Lee Cronin's THE MUMMY scared up $34M worldwide in its unwrapping--$20.5M int'l, $13.5M domestic. Not too shabby for a $22M production. Horror still hittin' it.

@AAdversum @SuperdoucheDoge @RohanKarMooN It’s NOT a fucking dad game. FUCK. Get a life. You want kids? Make your own

@SuperdoucheDoge @RohanKarMooN Its a dad game bro, nothing to do with your obsessions

Watching stuff like this makes me understand capcom's stance towards mods.

@screenrant It’s NOT in the Mummy franchise retard

Lee Cronin's #TheMummy currently has a solid 77% audience score on #RottenTomatoes, earning the highest-rated audience score in The Mummy franchise, and breaking the 27-year record held by Brendan Fraser's The Mummy, which had 75%. 🍅 Read More: bit.ly/4mENd58

@RichardLNewby3 Possession is always an element of mummy movies??? On what planet? Dumbfuck

Genuinely loved this. Fresh take on the subgenre, and wonderfully gross. Didn’t feel like Rise to me. Possession is always an element of Mummy movies. Great lore building. Title could’ve also been “Mommy.” Shout out to Jack Reynor’s “wtf eyes.” And May Calamawy in everything 🖤

@BriAnimator_ @letterboxd Retard

Wait I loved this?? What a fun watch in the theaters. A gross gorefest. I squirmed in my seat. Lee Cronin shows so much love between family members & then rips it away by supernatural forces. Good stuff… My ★★★★½ review of The Mummy on @letterboxd: boxd.it/e1uJK5

@IGN No it doesn’t. No fucking samoans in street fighter

The Street Fighter Movie Trailer shows Ryu and Ken reconnecting years after falling out #StreetFighter #MortalKombat #Gaming

@Todd_Garner Get that ugly skank outta here

Damn… I was hoping the billboard would be bigger.

@Columned_ There’s nothing to “get”. It sucks. Like you.

They didn't get it