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@getupserve You absolute atrocious support both on chat and phone (both disconnected me 2x) brought me back on Twitter to wonder how you even exist as a company, let alone a successful one.

@digitalocean Can we get a little faster reply on our service ticket? Websites are down, can't connect to DB.... help please...

@UPSHelp They will start another investigation to find that someone stole it again - it's the 7th time already.

@UPSHelp Thanks for dumping off to Apple to find out where my iPhone that someone at your stupid company stole. 45 minutes of my life wasted

@USPSHelp Happy Birthday! Please find my 4 weeks of vacation hold mail. Or, just don't give the option if you're going to lose it everytime

@DHLUSHelp How?

@DHLUSHelp You can help by training your staff better. My multiple requests fell on deaf ears

@DHLUSHelp you're screwing up my wedding. Thanks for that redelivery I double confirmed and stayed home all day for - that never happened...

@jivestatus Hey guess whose phone systems went down again? We've had a bunch of last straws with you, #seeyaJive

The 2 factor authentication is tight on twitter, some dude is trying to log into my account hard to send you requests for money.

@HSBC_US_Help Yeah, you can give me my documents I want via PDF instead of sending via snail mail.

@HSBC 2.5 hrs. 9 transfers. 2 call drops, and you locked me out of my account I could have done this in 2 minutes. #crappycustomerservice

@jivestatus Yeah, still not resolved. My client can't get phone calls. Busy signal / Not a working number. Fail

@CarlsJr I just tried to give you money at your drive thru. Why do you punish peeps who don't want to drive when they are drunk????

@TWC_Help MAKE MY CLIENT'S PPV WORK. He bought it 3 days ago. I've been on hold for over an hour. Do you not want to make money? Jeeze

@TWC Do you know why everyone hates you? Pac-Mayweather fight purchased 3 days ago. No Boxes working. Can't purchase. On hold for an hour.

@ASUSUSA Why does your customer, tech, and warranty support suck now? Last comms ~2 weeks ago. 4 emails since unanswered. Thanks a lot guys!

@ASUS Sent my laptop back 3 times with a full analysis of hardware issues, your techs just reinstall the OS. Get your S#it together ASUS.

@JiveCares Yes, new ones now. :/ I'm on hold, but hold is taking a while again.

@jivestatus Is everything up? Been on hold for 20 minutes and I have a user intermittently not getting calls