Eddy James

@Mobyhaque1 @LewisSteele_ No it isn't, that is just excuses. Top class players have an impact in any team

@LewisSteele_ Lewis that’s like asking an everyday driver to jump into a formula 1 vehicle and expect him to fight a race. The whole team is lost and has no structure and players are out of ideas.

I've been quite lenient on Florian Wirtz this season as I am certain he will live up to his price tag in the near future. But so many of these games I am left thinking: what does he do? So ineffective and when you cost £100m, you want way, way more.

@uncledoomer Are you serious? This is shite. Go back another decade (and to the UK) if you want throwaway indie pop classics

its crazy that for millenials this was just a mid throwaway indie pop one hit wonder amidst hundreds of others during a golden age of indie music destined to be forgotten, but has recently been rediscovered because music right now is just that fucking bad

@leathemsaan1892 @stehoare @LFCCam_ Was very obvious Salahs legs had gone

@stehoare @LFCCam_ Two who were off significant more importance. Diaz was decent last season but he is not some irreplaceable world beater. We’d have been bad this year with or without him, clutching at straws to put the sale of him down as some key reason

It was quite the decision to sell him in the summer eh?

@leathemsaan1892 @stehoare @LFCCam_ No, Liverpool were right to not dish out long contracts to players over 30 Separate question, how are Salah & VVD doing?

@stehoare @LFCCam_ Got a good price for him. Not going to give a long contract to someone who could be finished midway through it when there was a big offer on the table. Load of goals in Bundesliga doesn’t change that.

@BorisWeygand @nw_nicholas Sounds like an attitude that is going to lead to a great outcome "I don't like the current guy, so let's have no standards at all for the next guy!" You people are quite the intellectual force to be reckoned with

If any other party leader in U.K. had a convicted fraudster as their financial advisor there would be non-stop articles. Why doesn't it happen when it's Reform?

@SenseiPlato @sentdefender "Using logic and leverage" LOL!

@sentdefender "clearly proved in the investigation by the FBI" LOL!

Canadian Lauren Chen and her husband, who were recently allowed back into the United States by the Trump Administration after fleeing to Canada following their involvement in a Russian-backed intelligence operation which provided millions of dollars to Chen in order to spread Russian propaganda to American Conservatives via her now-defunct Tenet Media, was invited to today’s event celebrating Easter at the White House.

@prime_jordan1 @carefreejake_ Cos the baller league is influencer shite for 13 year olds girls, not football

@carefreejake_ why do you reckon the ballers league gets so much negative press vs the kings league?

@prime_jordan1 Utter nonsense. Viewing figures & subscriptions are way higher for foreign leagues in the UK than they are for virtually anywhere else in Europe. Click bait, ignorant rubbish

@BV513613 @ggreenwald

@ggreenwald I don’t agree. We are what, 14 months into the presidency? You expect miracles. Come back to me after 4 years and ask again. What I do know is the pieces on the table are being moved around quickly and with purpose. We are only just starting the second quarter of a long game.

You won't hear a better 55-second description of MAGA and Trump than this: in terms of the perspective of any minimally honest MAGA supporter:

@Specsavers Don't go to Specsavers Ruislip to get your ears cleaned. They told me, despite charging £55, that i shouldn't expect it to work. Go to boots or somewhere professional, not opticians trying to make a quick buck. Absolutely incompetent & terrible service

Good luck, Beau! 🎯 Eagle-eyed viewers might spot a certain logo on her shirt 👀

@Specsavers went to Ruislip branch to get ears cleaned. Ears still full of wax. Complained, told by your incredibly rude Audiologist (who kept talking over me) that, basically, you can't promise ears will be cleaned!! Had no issues in boots or places who know what they're doing

@Stocktwits No. Quantum computing is going to render all this worthless

Are you buying or crying in this market? Here's what people at Stocktoberfest had to say...

@JDHooter @jakeblennings Cross connections, is how Joey & Chandler: room mates Monica & Rachel: room mates Monica & Ross: siblings Ross & Rachel: On/off couple Phoebe was, I assume, conceived as the wacky, lone wolf type figure. Female Kramer, basically

@ImproperFooty @jakeblennings How's that work w 6?

Am I being gaslit was the sixth friend not obviously Joey?

@pubity Didn't know Jake Paul was a conservative, but also entirely unsurprising as it is the logical next step for any grifter. Probably is a Christian I guess? While waving money around and scamming people. Very much standard for US conservative "Christians"

Jake Paul is planning to do a blackface skit in response to Druski's Erika Kirk parody.

@newstart_2024 These fucking idiots covering themselves in tatts in their teens and twenties. Get older and regret it. What a suprise! Who knew?

Pete Davidson casually dropping the most honest tattoo regret story I’ve heard in a while. He’s been burning off nearly 200 tattoos. The process? “It’s horrible.” They literally burn off a layer of your skin, you can’t go in the sun for 6-8 weeks, and you have to repeat it multiple times. Jimmy Fallon asked if he’s keeping any. Pete: “Maybe like two or three… I’m trying to clean slate it. Trying to be an adult.” Science nugget: Laser tattoo removal works by breaking ink particles into tiny fragments so your immune system can clear them. It typically requires 8–12+ sessions because the body can only remove a limited amount per treatment, and darker inks (especially black) respond best while colored inks are much harder to erase. From “sad boy” impulse tattoos during the Post Malone era to actively removing almost all of them — there’s something weirdly wholesome about watching someone try to hit reset on their past. It’s funny, painful, and surprisingly relatable. Anyone else ever had a tattoo (or life decision) they later wanted to laser off?

@BennyDreadful79 100000% Now he stays relevant by making documentaries about anything he can forge a tenuous link to "Great Aunt has got MS? Brilliant, I'll get a two parter out of that"

Looking back, with the wisdom I have gained over my 47 years, I have come to realise a very important thing. David Baddiel was carried by, first, Rob Newman, and then subsequently, Frank Skinner. He has never actually been funny.

@IrkthePurists @BennyDreadful79 No, he's wank

@BennyDreadful79 Baddiel can’t act/do voices (he admits as much himself), but I’d argue he’s a brilliant storyteller/commentator/compere, which requires a very different skill set.

@IrkthePurists @BennyDreadful79 I've seen Dave's show. Baddiel syndrome it was called. Possibly the worst thing ever made

@BennyDreadful79 In what sense was he carried by Newman? They mostly appeared separately. In early MWE he’s mainly there as an impressionist and it’s very much Dave’s show.

@msloobylou It's shite

I’ve seen NO clips of the Winkleman Chat Show. What are the BBC doing?