Koffee With Al ☕️

Is this it finally? Can we now arrest all these p3dos, lock them up and move on with the death penalty in place for anybody that interferes with kids in any shape or form.

@Neccccy Quick somebody tell her 😜

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Rumours circulating in Westminster that Rachel Reeves could be sacked in the next 2 weeks

@suespeaksup It’s how he skis ⛷️ with his rent boys…

What’s this all about?

@Heccles94 Yep…

The Green Party Leadership: A gay Jewish man, a working class Muslim man, a middle class English woman. We are literally a party of unity. We don’t see division, we only see those seeking to divide us. Ignore the media, and come and be part of the fastest growing political party in the UK. join.greenparty.org.uk

@Jevrix9 People are far too easily concerned about other and how they live their lives because hatred is easier than sorting your own sh1t out. I hate people…

There was a man in my office who never spent his full salary. Everyone in the office had an opinion about him. Every payday, he would take a small portion for himself and leave the rest sitting in his account. No new gadgets. No fancy clothes. No signs he was enjoying his money at all. It didn’t take long for people to notice. Some called him cheap. Others said he had no life outside work. A few joked that he was scared to actually live. He never argued. Never explained himself. He’d just smile, do his job, and keep it moving like none of it mattered. Weeks turned into months. Months turned into years. Same routine. Same quiet discipline. Same silence. Then one day… he didn’t show up.

@jv241994 @Sxnt1_Sxndxval Take the child, ditch the wife…

Hace tres días descubrí que mi hijo de 6 años no es mío biológicamente, y hoy mismo le pedí el divorcio a mi esposa y dejé de pagar su colegio privado. Descubrí la verdad por un test de ADN que me hice por pura curiosidad médica, y resultó que mi "mejor amigo" de toda la vida es el padre real. Mi esposa se puso de rodillas suplicando perdón, diciendo que fue "un error de una sola noche" y que, independientemente de la sangre, yo soy el único padre que el niño conoce. Mis suegros me llaman desesperados diciendo que el niño no tiene la culpa y que quitarle la estabilidad económica y mi presencia es un acto de crueldad extrema que lo traumatizará de por vida. Yo no odio al niño, pero cada vez que lo miro veo la traición de las dos personas en las que más confiaba. No voy a seguir financiando la vida de un hijo que fue fruto de un engaño sistemático durante años. He decidido que solo pagaré lo mínimo legal si un juez me obliga, pero ya eliminé el fondo de ahorro para su universidad y puse la casa a la venta. Mis amigos dicen que soy un cobarde por "abandonar" a un niño que me ama, pero yo siento que he estado viviendo una mentira financiada con mi propio esfuerzo. ¿Ustedes se quedarían a criar al hijo de una traición por "amor" o cortarían todo lazo para empezar de cero? Los leo en los comentarios. (Historia anónima)

@EdwardJDavey Just a turd that bobs up an down in the Thames. Insignificunt. Be embarrassed if you are protecting this kwunt…

There’s nothing British or glorious about your nasty, intolerant vision for our great country Rupert. I can see why Elon Musk is so keen on you.

@TheGriftReport And explain why ‘Former’ still has a grip on decisions? This kwunt should face the noose..

Tony Blair has urged scrapping the ‘unaffordable’ pensions triple lock that protects millions of pensioners, his own think tank claims the system is outdated and too rigid for modern life with costs exploding by £85 billion a year by 2070, the former PM’s report demands it ends after the next election and be replaced by a new ‘lifespan fund’ that forces people to build their own entitlement through work, Blair’s director Tom Smith said Britain’s state pension was built for a different era and we can’t keep pouring money into a system that is increasingly unaffordable, pensioners facing rising bills are now told to accept less while the multi-millionaire ex-leader lectures them on restraint, Thoughts?

@ivanalefebvreh @Titch16487899 Say what you see. Choices we all have them, they are FREE, same as excuses and stupidity. Good luck, stay safe…

I had been living in London for 7 years of my life. I loved it. The architecture, the incredible people, the food. Everything was so beautiful. I’ve had to make a tough decision, though. I can’t live there anymore. It’s not the city I moved to years ago. The beautiful vibes have been replaced with an air of criminality and danger in so many parts. Sure, there are nice neighborhoods… but you need six or seven roommates to afford them. As much as I hate to say it, it’s not safe for a girl like me to live there any longer. I’m saying goodbye to the city I once called home. On to a new chapter.

@MeesWynants How will I change the stereo, change gear or drink my coffee?

Starting this summer, you won’t be allowed to drive with one hand in the EU.

@realMaalouf @Skylowone When you attempt to take somebody else’s life you lose all YOUR human right, that’s the way it needs to be.

The Muslim community in the UK is outraged at the way police detained the 45-year-old Muslim immigrant who stabbed two Jewish people in London this morning. According to them, officers used excessive force in a ‘dehumanizing’ and ‘Islamophobic’ manner.

@LGB_1962 @pcowles @AlistairCarns @helenadollimore @DanJarvisMBE @WStone4SN @FredThomasUK There are more than 5 what about conservative Lincoln Jopp Scots Guards?

These 5 ex Armed Forces Labour MPs, couldn't be arsed to vote in the NI troubles bill, but all managed to turn out to save Keir Starmer's skin @AlistairCarns @helenadollimore @DanJarvisMBE @WStone4SN @FredThomasUK you couldn't be more disgusting if you tried.

@KeruboSk An inflight throat massage normally sorts that issue. 🐓

Boarding was chaos. Full flight. No overhead space left. I finally get to my row. Window seat. Already occupied. Guy’s sitting there. Headphones in. Settled. I check my boarding pass. Check the seat. It’s mine. So I say, “Hey, I think you’re in my seat.” He pulls one headphone out. “Nah, I’m good here.” I blink. Because that’s… not how seats work. “I booked this seat.” He shrugs. “There are other ones.” Ah. We’re doing entitlement today. So I nod slowly. “Okay.” And I sit down. In the aisle. Right next to him. Not moving. Flight attendant walks by. “Everything okay here?” I smile. “Yeah, I just don’t have my seat.” Now everyone is listening. The guy sighs dramatically. Like he’s being inconvenienced. “She’s making a big deal out of nothing.” I keep my voice calm. “I paid for that seat.” Silence. The flight attendant looks at his ticket. Then at him. “Sir, you’ll need to move.” And here’s the controversial part, He doesn’t. Immediately. He sits there. Calculating. Like maybe if he waits long enough, reality will change. It doesn’t. Eventually, he stands up. Slow. Annoyed. Takes the middle seat two rows back. The entire section watches him go. And the energy? Shifts. Because suddenly it’s not about a seat. It’s about someone trying to bend rules and losing. I sit down. Look out the window. And for the rest of the flight? Nobody tries anything.

Pretty sure he means the non contributors and grifters. The simple fact is if you don’t or haven’t put in to the pot, you shouldn’t be able to take out. Yes I understand where disabilities comes In to this, then the family contribution pot pays out. We have thousands of families that have never worked a day in their lives. The benefits lifestyle need to stop.

Rupert Lowe wants to ban foreigners from claiming benefits. Fair enough, but what about a Polish family who face unemployment but have paid tax for 20 years into the British treasury? Do we discriminate against them in favour of British parents who have never worked and bleed our welfare system dry on benefits? Make it make sense..

@Bas648 @Rosie53303436 @EstherMcVey1 The military rank means nothing, now that it has all been exposed, you get many conformist commanders but it doesn’t take rank and medals to be a leader. I have this one down as a shyster. There you go…

Labour has just voted to ‘carry over’ into the next session of Parliament their appalling Northern Ireland Troubles Bill which will see veterans hounded and dragged through the courts. Labour’s Armed Forces Minister stayed away from Parliament to duck out of voting for it - that tells you just how awful it is. A bill being pushed by Starmer & Lord Hermer.

@E_MindsetHQ Never feel you need to suffer in silence. The whole world is. Problem and YOU are part of it, be proud of your share…

We had a guy at work who vanished every day at 3pm. Laptop shut. Gone. No explanation. He’d reappear at 4:30 like nothing happened. This went on for six months. We figured it had to be something serious—maybe medical. Nobody asked. But things started slipping. Deadlines missed. He even skipped two client calls once. Finally, the boss pulled him aside: “Where are you going every day?” “Handling something personal.” “On company time?” He looked at the clock and said: “It’s 3pm.” Like that answered everything.

@PeteSanford And the Nick Brown cover up. So much scandal around this cockwomble absolutely not one piece of work is getting done.

STARMER: DESPERATION: Starmer has instructed Labour Whips to Threaten his own MPs with removal from their Party should they vote with their hearts, or conscience to begin the process of removing the Dictator-Lite corrupt perv. Starmer has instructed his wife to keep quiet about leaving Downing Street months ago to save his face. Starmer has legally instructed the media to avoid reporting on the curious case of the Firebombing Ukrainian Male "Models" Starmer has instructed his old fixer, Mcsweeney to lie, on his behalf, about the relationship he has with Mandelson, and the secret crooked deals with Palentir resulting in the £400 Million NHS Deal. DOES THIS SEEM A REASONABLE, HONEST MAN WORTHY OF THE TITLE OF PRIME MINISTER? NO THIS MAN IS A LYING, CORRUPT, EXTREME ISLAM ENABLER SOCIOPATHIC CONTROL FREAK.

@TheGriftReport Those that never served spout this shat. It’s hard enough to motivate and train those that want to be there. We live in the 21st century, our military isn’t fit for purpose…

Bring national service back to Britain, former Nato chief tells Starmer in defence review Former Nato chief Lord Robertson, who wrote Labour’s strategic defence review, has called for national service to be put back on the agenda to protect the UK from Russia and Iran. He said a Swedish-style system should be considered where every resident aged 16 to 70 has a legally defined role in civil or military resilience. Lord Robertson warned the Government is showing “corrosive complacency” on defence and that a defence readiness bill involving society as a whole now looks unlikely to appear in the King’s Speech. He added the UK must have a national conversation about threats including cyber attacks, sabotage of undersea cables, disinformation and espionage. Lord Robertson said it would be “horrible” if Britain only woke up after an actual attack, just as it did in the 1930s. Critics laughed saying "imagine telling the British youth that they HAD to do national service"

@PolitlcsUK @nportocarero So he suspends them all he doesn’t have a party. Safety in numbers, let the cracks appear. This is also down to the individuals credibility.

🚨 CONFIRMED: Keir Starmer will whip Labour MPs to vote against referring him to the Privileges Committee It means any Labour MP voting for it risks being suspended from the party

@GriftReport Filthy skank, but worth a squirt 😜

Thoughts on Carol Vorderman?

@YvetteCooperMP @FCDOGovUK @TheEconomist

Events in the Strait of Hormuz remind us that we’re in a new era of geoeconomics, where economic security must be at the top of our foreign policy agenda. My words in @TheEconomist ⬇️ economist.com/by-invitation/…