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@For_Film_Fans I appreciate the skill involved to deadpan like this, but this scene has never got a single chuckle from me (I love Seinfeld).
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Former Patriots and Raiders DT Richard Seymour has some legit results in poker tournaments, including yesterday. Has to be one of the best ex-athletes.
World Poker Tour@WPT
@HardRockHolly @JBrom28 @FrankFunaro1 2nd Place | Richard Seymour | $430,000
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@joebentivegnamd @STFUParents @glenn_tunes 86’d has always meant to be kicked or thrown out. Your creepy ass was likely 86’d from every sorority house in college. You’re a moron if you think it means anything different or if somebody should go to jail over an arrangement of seashells. Tool
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@STFUParents @glenn_tunes At least you are honest. You believe it is okay to assassinate a President you don't like. Do you think JD Vance should be assassinated too if he were to replace an assassinated President Trump?
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@Evan_Hand What projectable traits did Doug flutie have ? He could be an elite backup in the nfl
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@SimpPolice911 Single Women want a man who comes with a plan, they make too many decisions as it is
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@Jomboy_ Max Muncy is still playing. Madison Bumgarner........?
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@DenhamsGhost When my sister and I would watch this with my dad we would point and say I’m that guy !
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@W31RD_ASSK1D @CurtisHouck @edokeefe He claimed he obliterated their nuclear capability last June. All he does is lie about whatever is convenient for him.
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@CurtisHouck @edokeefe I don’t care what people say that’s a fair trade. Stopping a nuclear Iran is worth a few weeks of higher gas. It hit a record $5.02 under Biden in 2022, highest ever at the pump, and they weren’t this loud. Same media, same game. Only mad when it’s Trump.
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CBS’s @EdOKeefe: “So, if you’re asking for more time to sort out negotiations with Iran —”
President Trump: “I’m not asking you for more time.”
O’Keefe: “— not me, in general —”
Trump: “I’m not asking it for them.”
O’Keefe: “— if you need more time —
Trump: “No, it’s not more time. I’m just — I’m not asking anybody for more time.”
O’Keefe: “— if you need more time, does that mean Americans should anticipate spending more on gasoline for the foreseeable future”
Trump: “For a little while?”
O’Keefe: “For how long?”
Trump: “And you know what they get for that? You know what they get for that? Iran without a nuclear weapon that’s going to try and blow up one of our cities or blow up the entire Middle East. You want to see what shock would be. And I — I have to be honest.”
O’Keefe: “You're going to [inaudible] your whole year —”
Trump: “The stock market is at an all time high right now. I thought it would have been down 20, 25% when we hit.”
O’Keefe: “You want to drive prices down this year?”
Trump: “Wait a minute. Wait, can I finish my question, wise guy? Stock markets at an all time high right now. I projected, and I’m pretty good at this, that the stock market, Howard, would drop maybe 20% 25%. And I understood that. And I said, hey, it’s bad thing, but I have to do what’s right for the country, even the world, because you can’t have them. You cannot let them have a nuclear weapon. So, the stock market, unlike what a lot of people were predicting, I thought they weren’t necessarily wrong. The stock market today hit an all time high, hit an all time high yesterday, the day before, and it’s staying there. I thought oil would go up to maybe $200 a barrel. And oil is at a very a different number than anyone thought. In fact, this country is much lower because we have all the oil we can use. We’re — we’re actually ships are coming from all over the world to Texas, Louisiana and Alaska. They’re coming from all over the world to get oil from the United States — you know, while this is closed, the Hormuz Strait. So, if you look at what I said, I guess it was right because I said I’d have it 4 to 6 weeks. And in four weeks we have totally defeated their military.”
O’Keefe: “But you —”
Trump: “So, right now, I don’t want to rush it because you guys are, you know, trying to make us look as bad as possible.”
O’Keefe: “— do you —”
Trump: “I don’t want to rush it. I want to take my time. We have plenty of time and I want to get a great deal. I want to get a deal where our nation and the world is safe from lunatics with nuclear weapons.”
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@MusicJim2 Another "fun fact": This is a lousy episode, apart from the first scene in the restaurant. Not a single laugh to be found in the subplots about Kramer getting roughed up by two gay "street toughs" & Jerry & his overly affectionate "schmoopy" girlfriend.
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@MusicJim2 Is that supposed to be funny?
I guess it is for boomer brains only
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