Mike Hapner

@heavensbvnny You should see me try to select a book to read on my vacation

ADHD is having the day off and thinking of 1,000 ways to enjoy it, deciding on none of those, and laying frozen by your own inability to choose an activity.

@WarMonitor3 Is there going to be a situation to monitor, or what?

I am so confused by this US-Iran peace process, its seems at a complete standstill.

@HighyieldHarry Maybe just boil it down to the parts that matter: - a network - football - participation award

I'm extremely interested in what higher education looks like in 10 years. Pretty obvious you will need to go to school to be a Doctor, Dentist, etc - but what about white collar degrees? Do people either 1) try to spend as little as possible on college (go State schools) going forward or 2) does College attendance become more "elite" because prices still rise & the barrier becomes your parents wallet? College has always been a risk/reward trade that propels some ppl into high-earning careers, while leaving others saddled with debt that's hard to get out of. The risk side of the equation feels like its going to get even more unfavorable as there's fewer white collar jobs to go around but higher education costs. Grades, choices, and your family circumstances going into college is going into exacerbate outcomes even more than it has historically. But at a minimum it seems like more students studying white collar roles are going to be wondering what the hell they spent all this money for in the next 5-10 years. And on the grad school side, why leave the workforce and get an MBA in the future? Many of you on here are parents who are probably spending a lot of time thinking about this.

@ryanels And a discount I want headless, and no AI Tell you what… how bout I just skip the whole thing

There should be a toggle button to turn the AI off 😏

@MillstoneReport @ThrillaRilla369 Heck yeah - that sound!!! youtu.be/rBV1KF7ppnk?si…

You’re old But are you this old?

@bard_susanne @ThrillaRilla369 Snifffffffff

@bard_susanne @ThrillaRilla369 Kachunkachunkachunka

@JoeTomaiko @ThrillaRilla369 Beeeeeep

@ThrillaRilla369 Yes, I am. I’m actually this old:

@ThrillaRilla369 That one teacher that kept the room dark and wrote on this thing the whole class

@BowTiedMara And then both are held together by the tippy top

Not that hard to understand

@icanvardar What’s the answer?

i'm done with nextjs. rsc looks good on paper but in practice turns simple apps into distributed systems nobody asked for. you stop thinking in react and start thinking in server/client boundaries and caching rules. it adds abstraction instead of clarity

@BEESPARTY @MitchHedbergRIP @ModestTeacher Oh was this supposed to be serious? This is my first day on the Internet

@MikeHapner @MitchHedbergRIP @ModestTeacher Why the fuck are you in my mentions embarrassing yourself like this

Shuffle a deck of playing cards. That exact order of cards has never existed and will never exist again in the history of humanity.

@MitchHedbergRIP @BEESPARTY @ModestTeacher

@BEESPARTY @MikeHapner @ModestTeacher 😂

@cagandcam @ModestTeacher Are you not holding the ace of heardiamonds!!?! There’s one in every 1 x 10^20 decks 😂

@MikeHapner @ModestTeacher

@samlambert They’re gonna run Postgres on S3 tho

i think it’s ok to make space for non technical database CEOs. let them try.

@brankopetric00 1 out of 3 ain’t bad

The flaky test passed on the third retry and I have been instructed to merge it.

@about_that_grl Totes

If you say "strawbs" instead of strawberries, don't ever talk to me again.

@QuinnyPig Yeah, better reexamine the trade offs

I’m a fan of single-AZ architecture for things that can be down once in a while; AWS is generally excellent. I would not consider “a financial trading platform” to be one of those things.

@BEESPARTY @MitchHedbergRIP @ModestTeacher

@BEESPARTY @MitchHedbergRIP @ModestTeacher It was - in fact, I mentioned that