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@ElonIsAFaqqot69 @FBunchofnu92841 Reading doesn't appear to be your strong suit.

@FBunchofnu92841 What is your point? She’s rambling about meth..

Drug counselor over here. So meth overdose is pretty hard to achieve, so it's likely there was either polydrug use or fentanyl contamination to blame here.

@BobIsShortForX @RyanMaue watches are not issued solely based on radar data.

@RyanMaue Growing up in the mid-west, tornado watches and warnings were always announced with Doppler radar data. How does missing weather balloon data impact weather forecasters' ability to detect tornado-prone weather conditions?

Former NOAA meteorologists: NWS Storm Prediction Center completely missed Monday's tornado threat in Kansas City because of "missing weather balloon" data upstream. More "surprise tornadoes" likely as SPC forecasters are left in the dark about severe weather threats.

@zofticfringe @StripStumble i guess you have only listened to one phish song

@StripStumble I wldnt drive 20 miles to see Phish, every song is the same . They are terrible

The prices for tomorrow night at Sphere for Phish are wild. These were $250 in the regular sale and I was thrilled to get some for Friday night. What happened? Bots and scalpers bought a ton of tickets & held out for high prices. Folks didnt want to spend that much plus the high cost of Vegas rooms on a popular weekend. Now tickets are cheap, but you would need to book a last minute flight and still pay a bunch for a room.

@MuiPaperSheet @MarieDanLoc @Indie5051 Same chord progression, same key, same riffs.

@MarieDanLoc @Indie5051 Pues AC/DC es bastante mierda en realidad La discografia más aburrida y repetitiva del rock del siglo pasado

Las 50 mejores bandas de la historia según la revista Rolling Stone:

@JamesSurowiecki Cool bit.

There's no double standard. Reporters can't sleep with people they write about because they need to be trusted by their organizations to be impartial. Coaches owe no responsibility to their teams to not sleep with reporters. (I have no idea if Russini and Vrabel were involved.)

@Nedsfeed @JTCharles01 @martymush What can I expect from a fan of one of the worst comedians of the last 15 years, though?

@Nedsfeed @JTCharles01 @martymush me: "Trump sucks" you, with no functioning neurons: "This guy is a trump supporter"

I'm not sure if this is a hot take or not but the players shouldn't be allowed to practice the major courses. It should be the 1st time they are playing it that year

@Nedsfeed @JTCharles01 @martymush I won a local election as a dem and have never voted for trump. It's okay to be stupid, you just have to learn to live with it.

@Pooptoad @JTCharles01 @martymush Love the Trump supporter dog whistle in your reply. Big yikes my guy

@Nedsfeed @JTCharles01 @martymush Trump sucks but you're still an idiot.

@JTCharles01 @martymush Wow. Typical Trump supporter meltdown. Let's talk Trump k- Fascist Fakes his own height (is only 6'3 not 6'4) Uses multiple golf balls every round

@ZachBrowne @Elaneium @WallStreetApes This is such a dumb take

@Elaneium @WallStreetApes Yeah somebody’s getting fired over this lol

The large grocery store chain Kroger just put out a TV commercial and there are very clearly bugs crawling across the steaks “How did they miss that” Entire marketing team is about to be fired

@HarmanSmith64 @Questergirl @WallStreetApes Putting a lot of effort into appearing racist today

@Questergirl @WallStreetApes Hmmmm I wonder who Kroger's Ad Agency is hiring...

@fairytaledegree This was edited down from 23 minutes and the audience was miserable.

what a great live task👏 #Taskmaster

we are baaaaaaack #Taskmaster

@dissproportion Where does she call herself a "brain doctor"?

A neurosurgeon who calls herself a “brain doctor” and wears a disguise because she’s so embarrassed by the fifth grade reading level pablum she churns out for adults incapable of reading fiction in the third person is a far more interesting plot than any of her books.

@Dunedan @LordofAds His AI-assisted garbage tweet?

@LordofAds Did you actually read his tweet? He admits what he did was wrong, that it shouldn't have happened and has made a commitment to be better in future. He went viral for the "wrong" reason - that being that he did something stupid and wrong. This tweet ain't it, my friend

No, you did not go viral for the "wrong" reason. You went viral because it perfectly represents how employees are forced to reply during PTO or risk getting fired in 2026. And you were a clear Stuart of that culture. Nicely done turning off replies on this post as well...

@Giancs13 @dakaner Yeah only with a car ignition

@dakaner And to be honest. The interlocked finger picture is everything. I can give 3 shits if there are people there. Wifey better not be interlocked like that with some other dude.

My only take on the Vrabel-Russini thing is (after consulting with my girlfriend, who used to be a divorce lawyer) is I’d bet any amount of money that the pictures were captured by a PI not some random hotel guest or a paparazzi

@MichaelKeith @michael_hoerger Fuck off indexmundi.com/facts/united-s…

@michael_hoerger "in predominantly Black neighborhoods in Mississippi." Have you ever been to Mississippi? There are no places in Mississippi that are not predominantly Black. This might be the dumbest take for 'X' this week.

Remarkable thermal drone footage from Floodlight showing xAI using "unpermitted gas turbines to power... Grok" in predominantly Black neighborhoods in Mississippi. They quote Bruce Buckheit, a former EPA official, “That is a violation of the law.”

@tonyposnanski @TheOnlyNoIan Need to go back and check to see if Joe has also referred to me by my full name.

Imagine enjoying this brainrot baseball

@r14landry @Seth_3773 The first thing you want to judge a ball on as an outfielder is sound, which takes a quarter of a second to travel 300 feet? Gotcha.

@Seth_3773 I see this is rec softball and it drives me nuts. I’ve wa always taught the first thing you have to judge a ball on is the sound. A tennis racket does nothing to teach that to men or boys or girls when shagging balls. That’s just terrible

Apparently, Nats coaches are now using tennis rackets instead of fungos to hit fly balls to their outfielders. This is really the point in baseball, where you’ve gotta sit there and go holy crap. We need more baseball people and less nerds teaching this game.

@dooberwoober01 I sit in Legends once every year and, while this does happen, the seats are generally only 50% occupied on a good day.

@redsoxstats Very cold so they dipped to the suites

I'm always amazed with the home plate seat situations in these two parks.