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@TheBabylonBee The latter. Almost always the latter. You usually find out over a few beers.

Next-Door Neighbor Either Doing Very Well Financially Or In Massive Amounts Of Debt buff.ly/jlNPmGn

@Not_the_Bee @StatisticUrban I’m going to frame this response and hang it on the wall.

@StatisticUrban It’s insane to me that the rest of the world has so little to offer that they fixate on using the metric system as their single defining characteristic.

It's insane to me that most Americans can't even comprehend metric units and Celsius without converting. I understand it's not the system used, but it IS the international system, used in all scientific fields and ~every other country. Useful to at least instill the basics.

@adamcarolla @robkhenderson Here’s another one: Horses. Where I live, the poorest people have 3 horses on a dry lot and a house on the brink of foreclosure. 5 miles away, more horses, but a $4M estate with white vinyl fences and lush pasture.

Solid one

@aestheticsguyy @DrunkRepub @Raylivez1

Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description

@MrAndyNgo @DanaRuxi123 @MayorKWilson @ChrisxSims The snake eats itself…

Portland, Ore. (April 4) — Leftist open border rioters surrounded @MayorKWilson's family home and vandalized his porch. Video by @ChrisxSims:

@CODaily Woo hoo!

Oregon is no longer issuing commercial driver licenses to noncitizens after a new federal rule. Existing drivers can keep their licenses, but new applications are no longer accepted. centraloregondaily.com/news/regional/…

@LibertyCappy @GigaBasedDad Robotech.

Since Japan has been trending, and it is clear than Americans and Japanese people love each other Let's have an ANIME MEGA THREAD What is your favorite anime of all time? What is the least favorite anime that you have seen? Go!

@Rokeniswatching @Not_the_Bee Remember on Apollo 13, the lunar missions had less viewers than I Love Lucy reruns at the time. The argument is they needed something to bring attention back to it.

@RealRockChuck @Not_the_Bee Houston, we have a problem

I checked on the live views from Artemis and have a serious question. Couldn't we have used a GoPro or something? The video looks like it was taken with a Nokia flip phone. They're still in earth orbit! Why is the signal disrupted like the aliens from Independence Day showed up?

@nicksortor So, the sanctions are still giving them tough times, eh? LOL.

🚨 JUST IN: The Iranian regime has put a $60,000 BOUNTY on the missing US pilot's head, per Fox Luckily, the sun is going down in Iran, which will make Search and Rescue MUCH easier for US forces. Find this American hero! 🙏🏻

@elonmusk I love Grok, but it’s just doesn’t have polished touches Chat does… and I pay for both. Excel docs, etc.

Try Grok

@KATUNews This is because of KATU and their friends. Keep refusing to call things out and sugar coating glaring problems, it will get much, much worse.

The lack of grocery store access in East Portland has recently worsened, with the Grocery Outlet in the Parkrose neighborhood announcing its closure. katu.com/news/local/por…

@TheCriticalDri2 @chadfelixg If they were paying me north of six figures for a few weeks of my time, they’d be amazed at what requests I’d agree to.

Do you have ANY idea what these guys had to put themselves through to look like this? But no, being asked to suck your gut in for a few seconds was clearly far worse.

@MrAndyNgo @LarsLarsonShow What an f’n shocker.

A Bellingham, Wash. leftist who is the founder of the local chapter of the Naked Bike Ride has bailed out after being arrested and charged with child s—x crimes. Zachary Elisha Robertson, a former coordinator with Food Not Bombs, allegedly had dozens of files of explicit images of young children on his laptop. He was caught after allegedly looking at the images while m—sturbating under a blanket. The Naked Bike Ride features heavily at Pride events where people bring children to ride along with them. Those who have raised safeguarding concerns have been called transphobic and queerphobic. Robertson authored and drew a children's book called "Norma Normal" about a young girl who doesn't wear clothes. He is also a founder of the Cascadia Community Land Trust. Robertson told Bellingham Police that the child n—de images were research material for his 2020 book. He bailed out on March 11 after paying $2,500 cash. He's been removing his social media since. ngocomment.com

@KATUNews Why don't the intellectual cowards at KATU ask the officials WHY businesses are fleeing? Once again, cowards.

People living in Portland’s eastern quadrant are bracing for another loss: the Grocery Outlet on NE Sandy Blvd. is set to close: bit.ly/48om6oK We spoke with people who say losing grocery stores has already forced them to travel farther for basic necessities.

@MiriamIrvine @Not_the_Bee Okay. So, 11 flights in, they had a problem while I Love Lucy was still going strong.

@RealRockChuck @Not_the_Bee You might want to watch THE DISH. It is about the failure of transmission of live feed from Apollo 11 lunar mission. Stars Sam Neill. It wasn't always 'no problem'.

@trelusyd @Not_the_Bee Duly noted. Yeah, I knew someone would slap me on that. Should have left it alone with 1969.

@RealRockChuck @Not_the_Bee 3 astronauts died in gemini & 3 more in apollo

@Not_the_Bee Can we agree the world was a better place when everybody smoked cigarettes?

@RealRockChuck Well to be fair, our work force was a little more qualified back then

@KATUNews Coincidentally, the food deserts keep showing up in law & order deserts. The media won’t come down on the politicians. Cowards.

Food deserts are becoming more dire as the price of gas goes up and fewer grocery store options narrow consumers' choices even further. katu.com/news/local/eas…

@KOINNews Liberal response steps: 1. It’s not happening 2. Fine, it’s happening, but it’s not that bad 2: OMG. Why do you care so much? You’re baaaad for leaving.

‘Unwilling to compromise’: Grocery Outlet slated to shutter East Portland location koin.com/news/portland/…