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@RealTStevenson I love Mexicans. I love Mexico. Illegal immigration is illegal. If you did it wrong you gotta go.

@XSyx34 @WoahJimJimbo @iam_johnw I know, I’m joking. 😉

@RedHotFuzz @WoahJimJimbo @iam_johnw Not even a gather step 😭

Aj dybantsa : pass back I’ve got 35 in my last career college game Rob wright :

@MaxNordau Just a few years ago Joe Biden printed a bunch of money and we all got poorer, so this theory is clearly wrong and absurd.

WATCH: "Professor Jiang" explains that we could fix poverty by printing infinite money but we don't because we want people to be poor. I am not joking.

Chuck Norris told a woman to calm down and she did.

@theficouple Call me when Tesla gets CarPlay, a decent variety of paint colors, and…solid state batteries.

When you bought the $50,000 Tesla Model Y to save on gas & maintenance. Then you learned: - It loses 20-35% of its value by year 3 - It loses 55-58% of its value by year 5 So by year 5 you lost $35,000+ of value? ....Congrats on saving ~$1,000/yr on gas.

@jedirich_ @nappycooter @Bellagio For decades Vegas literally was the “cheap option.”

@nappycooter @Bellagio That’s kind of the point. Vegas has never been the “cheap” option, it’s the premium one. There are still plenty of affordable places in Vegas… just not the center Strip.

Sure… Vegas is “dead.” Meanwhile, inside the Bellagio Conservatory — packed every day. Here’s the reality people don’t want to admit: Vegas didn’t die… it filtered. Post-Covid, they let anyone in just to survive. Cheap rooms, chaos, TikTok fights, people crying about $20 water in the desert. Now? That era’s over. Prices went up. Vibe cleaned up. And the people who can actually afford to be here showed back up. If you think Vegas is dead… you’re probably just not the target customer anymore. And judging by the crowds — they’re perfectly fine with that.

@Almiller2222 @thecyberfam The plus side of Rivian is they offer actual SUV body styles and colors that are interesting, appealing, and not too complex for local body shops to match if you’re in a minor accident. Tesla’s color palette sucks.

@thecyberfam Or this !

How could anybody drive a Tesla and then go back to this...madness!? Butts in seats, people

@thecyberfam Simple 7-8” display with CarPlay seamlessly integrated into (not onto) the center stack. That’s all I want or need.

@LGHendersonUtah Mail-in voting is easily defrauded and should be eliminated.

FACT: Utah is a vote-by-mail state. Art. IV, Sec. 8 of the Utah Constitution guarantees the right to a secret ballot for federal and state elections.

@MrsMassacre Go in October/November. 👍🏼

Is this what you thought Yellowstone Park was like? Unmoving traffic jams lasting 1-3 hours; rivaling that of suburban areas in big cities. Nowhere to park. Insane prices. Tourists harassing animals, littering, picking flowers, influencers everywhere, sticking their hands in basins and ruining them, no good camping spots left because people use AI programs to snatch up the good ones within milliseconds of the site opening up, and most of your day spent behind Asian tourist busses. The overwhelming amount of tourists have made the park experience unbearable. You used to be able to go there and explore nature peacefully. Now it's worse than Disneyland.

@MrsMassacre My favorite part is the collection of umbrellas (heaven forbid your skin darken slightly from the sun) in every hot spring/geyser/hot pot that blew out of Chinese tourists’ hands and couldn’t be retrieved. 😡

@JoLivingston18 @TheBigBroTea Don’t forget plastic surgeon, cuz those things ain’t real.

@TheBigBroTea She is product of a dentist, a salon, a trainer and a tanning bed. Why do we call them “influencers” instead of “purchasers” these are fake people

Taylor was joking about getting arrested for throwing things at Dakota months before she even started filming The Bachelorette btw #slomw

@TheBigBroTea Narcissism is so unattractive.

@SteveRob I wouldn’t be able to walk out of Walmart with a pack of gum I didn’t pay for without being arrested. But I’m white.

We tried to ask Paradise Residential Services CEO Jocelyne Ininahazwe about her $16M plus autism business and allegations of fraud from former employees. She fled in her Mercedes Benz E Series (which, personally, I think is less gauche than her son’s G-Wagons).

@NoblestCalling 2nd counselor in the Sunday School Presidency is my dream calling and I’m just mad my odds of getting it just decreased by 50%. 😂

Well turns out some men actually do think callings make you important. Though for the record, Sunday School President is a very funny choice to have this attitude about

@NoblestCalling I was in a ward in California when a brother got up to bear his “testimony” and passive-aggressively complained that he wasn’t chosen to serve in the new bishopric. Dude, you don’t get a raise and a company car for that!

@JenniferSey Gavin actually did his best friend a favor by sleeping with/stealing her.

She may be the most insufferable woman on the planet.

@goinggodward The amount of collective narcissism required for people to stage, film and edit all their random acts of life could power the sun.

How is making a reel not a humiliation ritual? I can’t stop myself from thinking about all the camera positioning and editing that goes into those videos and wondering how anyone works themselves up to making one.

@IAMMOLESTED @4NGELWING People paying $300+ for plastic headphones is crazy work.

@4NGELWING but then the hinge snaps and you post it on r/sonyheadphones and they hit you with this

no bro don’t buy airpods. you need the Sony WH-1000XM5-WHCH720N-WF1000XM5-CH520

@ATrueMillennial @ThoughtfulSaint @Lets_Talk_HC What’s “Mormonsim?” A new video game? If so, I want it!

A church near my house apparently wants to learn how to learn how to talk to members of the Church. I wonder if they're going to watch @ThoughtfulSaint, @Lets_Talk_HC , etc. I also wonder what would happen if my friends and I showed up 😅

@niccruzpatane Toyota is the most boring of all automakers.

Tesla implemented a key card backup almost 10 years ago. Toyota is just implementing it now with their new RAV4. In legacy auto fashion, they treat it as some revolutionary new technology. 😂