🚨 RedHotFuzz 🚨

@RealTStevenson I love Mexicans. I love Mexico. Illegal immigration is illegal. If you did it wrong you gotta go.

@JoLivingston18 @TheBigBroTea Don’t forget plastic surgeon, cuz those things ain’t real.

@TheBigBroTea She is product of a dentist, a salon, a trainer and a tanning bed. Why do we call them “influencers” instead of “purchasers” these are fake people

Taylor was joking about getting arrested for throwing things at Dakota months before she even started filming The Bachelorette btw #slomw

@TheBigBroTea Narcissism is so unattractive.

@SteveRob I wouldn’t be able to walk out of Walmart with a pack of gum I didn’t pay for without being arrested. But I’m white.

We tried to ask Paradise Residential Services CEO Jocelyne Ininahazwe about her $16M plus autism business and allegations of fraud from former employees. She fled in her Mercedes Benz E Series (which, personally, I think is less gauche than her son’s G-Wagons).

@NoblestCalling 2nd counselor in the Sunday School Presidency is my dream calling and I’m just mad my odds of getting it just decreased by 50%. 😂

Well turns out some men actually do think callings make you important. Though for the record, Sunday School President is a very funny choice to have this attitude about

@NoblestCalling I was in a ward in California when a brother got up to bear his “testimony” and passive-aggressively complained that he wasn’t chosen to serve in the new bishopric. Dude, you don’t get a raise and a company car for that!

@JenniferSey Gavin actually did his best friend a favor by sleeping with/stealing her.

She may be the most insufferable woman on the planet.

@goinggodward The amount of collective narcissism required for people to stage, film and edit all their random acts of life could power the sun.

How is making a reel not a humiliation ritual? I can’t stop myself from thinking about all the camera positioning and editing that goes into those videos and wondering how anyone works themselves up to making one.

@IAMMOLESTED @4NGELWING People paying $300+ for plastic headphones is crazy work.

@4NGELWING but then the hinge snaps and you post it on r/sonyheadphones and they hit you with this

no bro don’t buy airpods. you need the Sony WH-1000XM5-WHCH720N-WF1000XM5-CH520

@ATrueMillennial @ThoughtfulSaint @Lets_Talk_HC What’s “Mormonsim?” A new video game? If so, I want it!

A church near my house apparently wants to learn how to learn how to talk to members of the Church. I wonder if they're going to watch @ThoughtfulSaint, @Lets_Talk_HC , etc. I also wonder what would happen if my friends and I showed up 😅

@niccruzpatane Toyota is the most boring of all automakers.

Tesla implemented a key card backup almost 10 years ago. Toyota is just implementing it now with their new RAV4. In legacy auto fashion, they treat it as some revolutionary new technology. 😂

@MarinasHammer Hello, meet Mr. Mossberg.

Breaking: man with “red face, devil eyes, and hulk-style clenched fists” on drugs smashes door, breaks into home near Liberty Park in Salt Lake City exclaiming “who am I here to save and who am I here to kill?” at 9:30 pm last night. Resident is able to get criminal to leave and he was apprehended by SLPD. Police / media refusing to release criminal’s name. Only that he is a 40yo male. I could not find him listed on the jail roster. It is ill-advised and extremely risky to verbally attempt to deescalate a criminal on drugs who breaks into your home. There are many other threat neutralization options to protect your family/friends in a situation like this in Utah. Partial interview clip with resident via KUTV. Full story: kutv.com/news/local/sus…

Name a bigger downgrade

@WoahJimJimbo @iam_johnw GATHER STEP.

@iam_johnw That first one is a travel lol he took like 5-6 steps between dribbles

Aj dybantsa : pass back I’ve got 35 in my last career college game Rob wright :

@4NGELWING Sony has fallen so far.

@GeorgeBurduli @4NGELWING False.

@4NGELWING The golden rule of audio gear: the better it sounds, the more the name looks like a router password. I'll take superior sound quality over a marketing buzzword any day.

@Deadframex @BrickCenter_ They shouldn’t. It’s a travel.

@BrickCenter_ Dawg They always let players do this when they catch a pass, but it did look a little excessive in slo mo

There's no such thing as traveling in the NBA anymore. Jalen Green took SIX steps in a 1-point game with 25 seconds left... no call 😭

I don’t know who the Antichrist will be, but when I picture him in my head he looks a lot like Gavin Newsom.

@ENFernalizado @1ssve Checkmark to keep it, X to delete it. But it’s not super obvious.

@RedHotFuzz @1ssve Uh, I thought this was just to close de screeshot window, shame on me

I hate that taking a screen shot on an iPhone is now like a 43 step process with multiple choice questions. Remember when we could just push the side buttons and it was done!?