banj a make her dance

If you are over age 35, Coachella isn’t for you.

@NFL_DovKleiman @OllieConnolly You guys are garbage mixing a tragic incident with an edited trolling/joke picture of a college kid.

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Miami star DE Rueben Bain Jr was cited for careless driving after a crash in Miami that left a passenger in a coma in March 2024, per @OllieConnolly That passenger was a 22-year-old student and died three months later. "It could be Laremy Tunsil all over again," per a league source. NFL teams are aware and investigating.

@ettingermentum Jimmy Carter

Who would be the funniest Dem to win in 2028 and just end up being a really good president somehow.

@Acyn I don’t go to the Church of War

Shapiro: People need to touch grass. Go talk to the people that you go to church with, and what you'll find the out is most of those people agree with the president

@_USAtlas @dqveed He’s not still campaigning after already having been elected. Only psychopaths do that.

@dqveed He’ll do anything for votes. He isn’t a Muslim. He says he’s a Muslim because being Muslim is popular right now on the Left. If The Left suddenly decided that Hasidic Judaism was the cool thing, he’d grow curly sideburns by morning and change his name to Aharon Mamdanistein.

Why is a Muslim mayor openly joining an LGBT pride march? Something doesn’t add up.

@mamalahoa @MoundLore Some asshole: “we gotta cut that thing down”

@rawsalerts $6+ by Memorial Day. Prepare and vote accordingly.

🚨#BREAKING: President Donald Trump says gas prices could be lower by the midterms or maybe a little higher who knows

@KristopherPrime @DeathMetalV I don’t care if you’re a leftist or an extremist MAGA, you just seem like a dick.

@SimplePhishin @DeathMetalV yep. leftists certainly would be.

They keep seeing Trump in every villain lately yet they can't seem to figure out why

@Rexeski @TheLaurenChen Maybe if Robin Hood stole from everyone and gave to himself.

@TheLaurenChen Is Elon the new Robin Hood?

It's crazy to me how Robin Hood is now popularized as "stealing from the rich to give to the poor" (Socialist messaging) In reality, Robin Hood stole back the taxes that a cruel leader unjustly levied against the population (Anti-socialist messaging)

Don't mind me, just crying over the TikTok Artemis edits

@KristopherPrime @DeathMetalV This dude would be working for Lex Luthor for sure

@DeathMetalV yep. it's a sad delusion for leftists. they keep trying to make villains be their nonsensical evil caricature of trump.

@DeathMetalV Their own brains are blaring tornado warning sirens but they’re so deep in the cult they stand right in its path and yell about Democrats as they go airborne.

public speaking skills 10/10

One more chance to thank Ovi 🙌 These eight hockey fans got to meet with @Capitals legend Alex Ovechkin to give thanks for the impact he's had on their lives.

@McInnispicks @ronlee1975 I prefer a monster winner than a humble loser.

@ronlee1975 Idk man, bragging about not going to other events and instead taking a PJ to come practice for the Masters isn't exactly humble.

I never really understood why some people didn't like Rory. Now I kind of see it.

@ryanmouquegolf Dawg it’s either gonna be joining Jack, Faldo, and Tiger as Augusta royalty…or the most epic collapse in Augusta history. I can’t look away haha

So what’s everyone’s plan for the weekend now that the Masters is over?

@flushingitgolf @TheMasters

Cam Smith shot rounds of 74 and 77 at the Masters to miss his 6th consecutive cut in major championships. @TheMasters

@JohnMorton215 Frankie’s Dad

Let’s play a game… Give me ONE name on the leaderboard that is your favorite to challenge Rory over the weekend. Who’s going to put the pressure on him?

@mericafirst25 @BrendanDarr He mumbled and said nothing, but sure.

@BrendanDarr He’s not the one getting embarrassed here. The leftists who don’t understand what he’s saying at all are the ones that are being embarrassing. You fell for an edited clip

This negates the whole “I regret my vote for Trump” clip from a few weeks ago. This is just deeply embarrassing that he can’t even answer the why. Like, just say it. We all know why, just say it. Own it.

@EchoedPixels @BrendanDarr That barstool guy locks his car doors when he pulls up to someone less pale than himself at a stoplight.

@BrendanDarr You don’t get it. He is a Christian. He had to vote for pedophile, rapist, repeated adulterer, liar, scammer, person that is incapable of empathy and hates poor people. Oh, and who is also not a Christian. And makes fun of them for praying.