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@Ken_Rosenthal @KatieJStrang @Britt_Ghiroli I don’t mean to be controversial, but if you’ve earned the nickname “Dick Pic Mick,” it’s time to re-evaluate that person’s employment.

@McNasty @MonsterEnergy please make a caffeine free white monster.

why is no energy drink company making uncaffienated drinks??? i wanna drink 10 alani's a day without dying.

@McNasty I would drink 12 white monsters a day without caffeine.

@Vanillalite @TimCringle @mikerodak @PatMcAfeeShow No one from Augusta cared about the Lynx. That’s why they aren’t there anymore.

@TimCringle @mikerodak @PatMcAfeeShow Yes it was a wink and a nod that only true Augusta people know. You aren’t that person though.

Nick Saban told @PatMcAfeeShow he shot 82 at Augusta about a month ago. "I was 9-over on the front and 1-over on the back. I went through Amen Corner 1-under. Birdied the 12th."

@ayeejuju I wonder what 2006 was

in n out prices 2016 vs 2026 🚨🤯

@BeaneaterB I was blacked out last week for the marlins games. I used a 3 day free trial for express vpn. Set my location for Dallas. Worked perfect.

I’m blacked out for this Nats series. Genuinely have no idea how to watch these games.

@scottcoleman55 Completely disagree, I want a fully automated K zone or nothing at all.

ABS might be the greatest rule change in the history of baseball. I’m not even kidding

@ryangrim Those two things are even remotely comparable, you know that. You’re just rage baiting.

A society that prioritizes adult individuals over children and families is destined for misery. I don’t blame the adults, they’re just doing what our culture says we should do: look after ourselves first and only, bc people we don’t know aren’t our problem. If a pregnant or elderly woman wants your seat on the subway, too bad, she should have gotten there first.

@ritovaku1980 @VoicesofWW2 They weren’t weak, they had no support.

@VoicesofWW2 フィリピンのアメリカ兵は弱すぎた。 将軍は自分の兵を置いて逃げちゃうし

🧵In April 1942, America was losing the war. Pearl Harbor still smoldered. Bataan had just fallen. The Pacific belonged to Japan. Then on this day, 16 bombers did something Tokyo's generals had sworn was impossible 👇

@JomboyMedia @TalkinBaseball_ On the anniversary of the Doolittle raid! The start of the end of imperial Japan.

Shohei Ohtani meets and signs a ball for 100-year-old Momoyo Kelly, a Japanese woman who survived the bombing of Nagasaki

@Jason_R_Burt They didn’t even paint the white line for the left wheel

84 years ago today, the Doolittle Raid launches from the deck of the USS Hornet. 🇺🇸

@Dad_2_The_Bone The smell of a fighter jet taking off with afterburner.

What is your favorite smell? And you can’t say bacon, that’s too easy... Mine is gasoline. Weird. I know.

@For_Film_Fans I think Harold Ramis would have been great.

Before deciding on Christopher Lloyd, Robert Zemeckis had a long list of potentials for the character of ‘Doc Brown’ in BACK TO THE FUTURE (1985)

@flexgolden11 @ItsShowtime223 Fort Myers resident here, that plays 50+ times a year. The golf here is boring, go elsewhere.

@ItsShowtime223 Naples FL would be sick before all those tracks become private in a couple years. My bro, dad, and I ran Old Corkscrew and Hibiscus down there. Arrowhead is nice too. Fun, sunshine golf ⛳️☀️

Alright golf chat. I’m responsible for doing research on a stay and play. 3 days probably, 4 dudes. Rounds under $500 preferably. Where you going? ⛳️ August 2026

@MaximizingAlpha @skeletonecosys @Polymarket @grok Yes to both of those questions.

@Smitty16s @skeletonecosys @Polymarket @grok Stressful? Hard to pickup?

JUST IN: U.S. transportation secretary reveals over 8,000 Americans have applied to be air traffic controllers in the past 13 hours.

@skeletonecosys @Polymarket @grok I’ve been a controller since 2006. I’ve never made 144,000. The median pay is extremely skewed by high end facilities working 60 hour work weeks with mandatory overtime.

@Polymarket @grok how much is the salary of Air Traffic controllers in the US?

@HowToBBQRight Why not score the fat?

Low & Slow Picanha smoked on my Outlaw Ringo Drum

@gsbnym @Braves_Jerseys I love their broadcasts and biased booths. I wish to god the nfl would let me have a local booth for the falcons.

@Braves_Jerseys Braves booth is unwatchable by anyone who isnt a braves fan. As biased as the yankees or red sox booth. Complaining about calls three innings later. Pure garbage.

MLB broadcast booth tier list

@RestrictedDaily @TomBrady Steelers?

Final Jeopardy with @TomBrady running the board… this one looks simple, but only if you actually know your football. No overthinking, just trust your answer—drop it below. The answer will be in the first reply.

@SarahVarga @BFW No they haven’t, they’ve said they hope there is a season 2, but it hasn’t been renewed yet.

@BFW They’ve said there is a season 2!

The Scrubs reboot is the best thing that has happened in 2026. 10/10 season finale. I really hope it wasn’t a series finale.

@FranchiseMnA Yes, because republicans are spending my tax dollars so efficiently right now.

If W2 employees didn't have their taxes withheld automatically and had to separately pay quarterly/annual taxes, 95% of America would be republicans Only when you have to write that fat quarterly check after seeing the money in your account do you realize how painful it is