Smooth 09 (Waymo is the real robotaxi)

The chase cars are a stop gap stock pump. Tesla is working on scaling supervisor chase drones that can be deployed from the car's frunk for pump videos. The goal now is to reduce the detection rate of Tesla's stock promotions so it looks like a real robotaxi. This can scale.

@TheStreet @MWM76 When the FSD charade runs it's course and becomes a fully evident debacle you will see institutions let retail ride this to zero and cushion their exit. That's why institutions haven't sailed yet. Hoping for one more scam pump before they leave the cult with their Kool aid.

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@funwithnumberz @DJAINVEST_EA What are the repurcussions to date for @CathieDWood horrible analysis? More bookings on @CNBC

If you assume 20% of $TSLA deliveries for the year would be in Q1, then the 2026 Cathie Wood / Tasha Keeney average Monte Carlo simulation from 2022 would mean Tesla is reporting over 3.75 million deliveries when it reports this week.

@jbulltard1 @Tesler914 If he was really smart he'd tackle nuclear fusion which would reduce our need for oil. You know what he's waiting for on both of these world problems? For someone to solve it so he can swoop in!

also is it not weird to anyone else how elon offers solutions on shit nobody asks him to solve but for the biggest problem in the world, opening hormuz, he has nothing to say? Whether its saving kids from caves or making ventilators during covid he is always there, but not now?

You won't be getting a penny from me

@nntaleb "Assuming it's true" Let's assume it's not is more realistic.

Assuming this is true, Trump is stuck with a defense (now "war") secretary. You cannot fire a Fox News commentator who can cause a lot, a lot of damage, better to keep him in office.

@DeryaTR_ Tesla's numbers are faked. Use Waymo's.

9x safer means tens of thousands of lives saved if every car had FSD, and millions of accidents averted every year. Eventually, self-driving cars will be 100x safer, and it will be a major risk and liability to drive classic cars.

@shiri_shh This man's had enough of your bullshit:

- Weit über der erlaubten, klar sichtbaren Höchstgeschwindigkeit. - Geisteskrankes Manöver, das jeder normal denkende Autofahrer entweder abgebrochen oder gar nicht erst gestartet hätte. Warum sollte sowas auf unseren Straßen erlaubt sein?

@TeslaAaronL It was in full retard mode.

For FSD, this was a really dangerous scenario.😱 A huge truck on the left and a closed lane ahead. But FSD handled it perfectly. Source: AE68

@budb01 @TeslaAaronL Literally fuck off

@TeslaAaronL TESLA FSD DOES NOT get tired, get drunk, smoke dope, or take medication  look at it's phone, have bad eye sight, get road rage, get easily distracted, drop hot coffee in their lap. IT DOES see well when it's dark, have 8 eyes!!

@jingshaochen @TeslaAaronL You're so clueless it hurts.

@TeslaAaronL It looks dangerous to human but for computer that calculates billions of times per second and measures accurately to inches this is nothing.

@TeslaAaronL Don't try that shit in Florida dummy:

@TeslaAaronL Handled it perfectly?! Handled it perfectly??? If I ran shit at FSD...

@gusiggins @GregBellini66 Soon you will see the error:

@GregBellini66 Its definitely taken longer than expected/planned, but the real inflection point is closer than ever now with Cybercab about to ramp.

@ArkkDaily Elon's gift and Cathie's .

CATHIE WOOD SAYS: ROBOTAXI IS ELON'S GIFT TO PATIENT TESLA $TSLA SHAREHOLDERS - Autonomous taxi market scales from $1B today to $10T in 5-10 years - Robotaxi flips Tesla's margins from 16% to 80-90% - Tesla's costs will be 50% lower than Waymo's by 2030

@FredLambert @funwithnumberz There should be consequences for this if our institutions mean anything anymore.

Absolute Madness!!!! I'll wager everything I have that this Tesla tweet will end up as evidence in a court case about a Tesla FSD crash at some point. A plaintiff's attorney will hold it up and say: "Tesla's own official account promoted a testimonial from a vision-impaired buyer who purchased the vehicle specifically because he believed FSD could drive for him — and Tesla amplified that message to millions." This is reaching genuinely dangerous levels. Consider the chain of events that Tesla just endorsed: an ophthalmologist is allegedly recommending Tesla FSD to a patient who is losing his eyesight, that patient follows the recommendation, buys a Cybertruck specifically for the software, proudly tells on camera that FSD drove for an hour and a half while he never touched the wheel, and Tesla's official account promotes this as a feel-good customer story. All while Tesla's own documentation says FSD is a Level 2 driver-assist system that requires a fully attentive driver who is "responsible for the vehicle at all times." All while NHTSA is running three concurrent investigations into FSD safety. All while we've documented how even autonomous driving experts get dangerously complacent behind the wheel of a Tesla on FSD. If Tesla genuinely believes FSD is safe enough for someone with failing eyesight to rely on, then it should classify FSD as Level 3 or higher and accept the liability that comes with it. But Tesla won't do that, because Level 2 lets it keep the marketing upside while pushing all the risk onto the driver. Promoting this video while maintaining that legal position is madness. It's true that FSD can now drive a few hours, a few hundred miles, even a few thousand miles without critical intervention, but that's nowhere near what you need to be reliable enough for level 4 autonomy. What happens when that critical intervention is needed in a couple of thousand miles, and the driver is not capable of taking over? The dangerous thing now is that you can clearly see the pervasive idea that FSD is more than a driver-assist system is embedded in the Tesla community. The ophthalmologist might know eyes and might be a Tesla owner, but it doesn't mean he has a good grasp of the capabilities of FSD and Tesla promoting the use of FSD for people losing their eyesight is not helping.

@kylaschwaberow @thequeenbeetle Got there a few months ago, already gone. Didn't even see his project come to fruition.

@thequeenbeetle @SmoothBrain109 How many years is enough for you morons, 10, 20? The dude probably has over $25 million in stock. Would you continue to work?

Another one's gone Cybercab Manufacturing Ops Lead $TSLA $TSLAQ