@ruinitagain Yeah I thought the waterslide collapse thing was going to be a bigger deal than it was
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i think the problem with the pitt’s writing rn is that s1’s big character building arc was pittfest, and s2’s was…. they have to chart like cavemen
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@breanimator @NateDHernandez I let my baby watch little bear and Maisy in the morning while I sip my coffee
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Cuz it is. No cocomelom for my daughter either.
We only let her watch Blues Clues (Steve specifically), Mr. Rogers, Sesame Street , and Ms. Rachel at the moment. Working our way up to other stuff.
emily may@emilykmay
I love millenial moms because wdym that you don't let your child watch paw patrol because it's "copaganda."
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@francisIangdon He’s clearly gonna OD on the Tylenol and Pepto Bismol and suffocate himself by mouth taping with a giant band aid 💔💔💔
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people saying this scene is gonna be a relapse attempt but wtf is he gonna relapse on that’s in the unlocked unmonitored easily accessible break room cupboard
elizabeth@langdonmels
he’s two minutes old here omg
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@escapefrommelos Man people on this post are retarded
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in my mid-20s I briefly dated a teacher at a "disadvantaged" urban public school.
One day at her house I saw her making "Slime" for "her" kids (all in high school, mind you)... most of whom she'd told me COULDN'T READ AT A SECOND GRADE LEVEL
"what, anon? All the teachers do it"
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@user84829272 Yeah, I do find it kind of funny though that just about every other baby thing is patterned, colorful, etc
But when it comes to baby gear (strollers, car seats, pack n plays, etc) they’re all fairly neutral colored (outside of the occasional “earthy/nature” color)
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@abeetleinJune A stroller is like a bag you have to wear every day that’s why they’re mostly neutral colors, the pink Nuna is cute tho
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@DAKKADAKKA1 Person is surprised when video game turned into movie is literally just video game references, like, yeah no shit what did you expect?
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I got kids. Yeah. We gonna go see it budddeeee. Lmao fuck off with these childless millenials who think Mario needs to support Palestine or some shit in a children’s movie.
Fandom Pulse@fandompulse
Jeremy Jahns on The Super Mario Galaxy Movie: "The Super Mario Galaxy movie is a montage of Nintendo nostalgia bait on screen. That's the actual plot. ... The music in the movie has a better plot than the movie. This movie is just Super Mario Bros.-esque scenario, Easter egg that goes with it. Rinse and repeat. ... It feels like it has too many branches of an overly convoluted one. ... Super Mario Galaxy movie feels like they thought they were making a Super Mario Galaxy coloring book. ... The Super Mario Galaxy movie is fun for kids, but well, the parents got to stay and watch it with them if they want to be responsible. If you're smart you can pass it off to the babysitter." Do you plan on seeing it?
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he’s mogging them all so bad i’m in tears
Jay bull@Sephanade
This might be close… who’s the #1 actor overall...
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@leah_hat Will ride or die for all Graco products forever
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these are all rich people strollers!!! out of touch with the regular people!!
gaut@0xgaut
one day you’re 25 and the next you’re getting sorted into one of the four stroller houses for your baby
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Ah, another April fools day and I’ve made it through without being the victim of some malicious prank. What’s this? An oversized can of non brand name salted peanuts left on my desk? Methinks this is just the snack I needed! FUCK ITS FUCKING SNAKES NO! NO!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!!
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@pierrotsakura I reckon most people are used to the “Grey’s Anatomy” style of medical dramas, better known as: if they’re not explicitly showing physical affection on camera then it’s not real.
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@neolvr127 My first watch around I was only half paying attention to this scene so I thought the lady was just being evil and stealing another patient’s spot in the line
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happy transgender day of visibility to my transgender brothers and sisters, i love you all! 🥹🫶🏳️⚧️
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@SlumRNA_Dog @abeetleinJune My favorite interaction with him was when he told me (a white guy in his 30s) to go stand with the illegals at Home Depot to get contracting work.
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Well too bad this entire side of Twitter hasn’t been telling you for years that your eclectic sensibilities won’t be appreciated by the noble ruralites you lionize, you might have had some foresight were that the case.
𝙷𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖𝚊𝚗@shagbark_hick
I think it's profoundly funny that in an era where slovenly dress predominates -- and at a time when few would make mention of even the most ugly, garrish outfits -- it's VERBOTEN to dress "weirdly." You're "drawing attention to yourself" if you don't wear the polyester uniform sold by Aeropostale at the mall. Absolute uniformity is required, even though the "uniform" was invented by a gang of corporate knuckleheads more or less yesterday. God forbid a woman wear a nice linen skirt instead of skin-tight leggings made of fertility-killing plastic. Heaven help us if a man wears any hat other than a little-league-style "baseball cap." Yet while those who dress that way are hassled for looking "weird," the streets are teeming with people ambling about in their pajamas, women exposing their finer cracks and crevasses in surgical detail, and men wearing garb that was formerly reserved only for homosexuals in Key West. It seems to me that those calling us "weird" for dressing as we do have no real alternative to propose. If the message is: "wear the expensive corporate polyester crap at the mall or else," I'm not interested.
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@Ungovernab1e @SlumRNA_Dog I’ve seen dudes in that exact outfit in smoke shops around my town, I’m sorry but you’re not special to the average midwesterner
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Tie-dye is not regular apparel, don't be dishonest to try and win.
Depends on the day, I don't dress for anyone else's approval.
$10 says you don't know a single Mennonite in order to judge what engaging authentically with the beliefs or not would even look like. You're speaking out of ignorance.
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@Ungovernab1e @SlumRNA_Dog The sun must be getting to your head if you think tie dye is something that’s super out there, children do tie dye at summer camps lol, I see a tie dye shirt every time I go out
And living in the Midwest has exposed me to a fair amount of Mennonites in my day to day life tyvm
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@Ungovernab1e @SlumRNA_Dog So you dress like a regular degular person and not like you spend your mornings hitting stone and getting milk for a nickle, thank you for proving my point that larping as an 18th century Mennonite is ridiculous.
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@abeetleinJune @SlumRNA_Dog Na I'm even more eccentric than hickman, but I do buy mostly cotton and wool. I do preach a largely similar mindset, pursuing religion and family, detaching from the norm, seeking small community.
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@Ungovernab1e @SlumRNA_Dog I wouldn’t expect a self described “vagrant” and heavy implications of being “not a normie” would be posting multi paragraph (verified) tweets on a website dedicated to the chronically online.
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@Ungovernab1e @SlumRNA_Dog Happy for you, do you also dress like an 18th century Mennonite and try to preach a similar mindset of one? Or is being obtuse part of the off grid lifestyle?
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@immutableenigma @Utterly_Jean I took “kid events” as in like stage performances with cartoon characters, kind of like what the Disney Parks do with Bluey
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@Utterly_Jean No, it is not. I did not have my kid until I was 32. Before then, I went to all of my friends kids birthday parties as a sign of support. I love their kids. Why would I not show up? Just because I wasn’t married and didn’t have kids yet? Now that would be weird and self centered.
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There is something seriously weird about single childless adults who go to kid events.
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