@ericbroder

@johnkonrad Sir, I just need your order

Look, I get it, Dems. You think buying Greenland is dumb. You think trash-talking NATO is dumb. You think Hegseth firing generals is dumb. You think bombing Iran is dumb. Fine. Maybe you’re right. Maybe you’re wrong. I’ll buy you a beer and we can argue about it. But that’s not the point. Every administration in American history has done dumb things. Jefferson had an embargo that tanked his own economy. LBJ had Vietnam. Carter sold the Panama Canal for $1. W. had “Mission Accomplished.” Obama had…. where do I even begin? Dumb is bipartisan. Dumb is American. Dumb is fine. DC runs on dumb decisions. What NONE of them ever did, what is truly, mind-melting, pants-on-head, clown-car-fire, galaxy-brained, lead-paint-chip-eating, 50-IQ-Neanderthal-ripping-a-bong dumb, was pay NGOs by the busload to smuggle tens of millions of people, including actual convicted criminals, across a border we spent trillions pretending to defend, then hand them free four-star hotels, free cell phones, free ATM cards, and a court date in 2031 they were never going to show up for. That is not a policy. That is a SNL cold open someone forgot to write a punchline for. A five-year-old with a juice box could tell you that was Bozo-the-Clown-on-crack, Weekend-at-Bernie’s-running-DHS, “hold-my-beer-I’m-gonna-try-something” levels of stupid. My golden retriever could have run a tighter border. A Magic 8-Ball would have outperformed the entire Biden interagency. That’s the new threshold, Democrats. That’s the low-water mark. That’s the floor. That is the Mariana Trench of public policy and you personally rented the Titan submersible. Argue all you want about the Strait of Hormuz. Write your op-eds. Go on cable TV with Tom Nichols. Clutch your pearls about Greenland. But until Trump proposes something even half as mind-bendingly, bone-crushingly, civilization-forfeitingly brain-dead as what Biden and Kamala did with our borders, I genuinely do not care. Zero F’s given by me.

@BuzzPatterson @PeteHegseth Buzz off. I know, you’ve heard it before

Regarding @PeteHegseth. If you serve in a combat role, you drink. Period. Some don’t but most do. I did. So, save me your pearl clutching, lefty bitches. You wouldn’t and couldn’t understand.

@RonFilipkowski @MeidasTouch Neat trick

I’m confused…

@GaryPetersonUSA Interestingly, Judas Iscariot’s brother Buster invented the Buster Bar, now served by DQ. Saint Buster is patron saint of all dairy treats.

This Holy Saturday, we honor our spiritual leaders, from President Trump to Gondy, who officially knighted Christ as a member of the church, certifying the legalization of Easter worship.

@eberomardelao @C_3C_3 And he doesn’t even have a self-healing ear when part of it is shot off

@C_3C_3 This is the fucking guy always talking shit about Trump. Trump was shot and he got up saying 'Fight, Fight, Fight". This motherfucker can't even get back up on his feet.

Bruce Springsteen. This is the Resistance. Old rich white liberals.

@whm1971 @KMSharp72 @C_3C_3 It’s truly uncanny, Sir

@KMSharp72 @C_3C_3

@ajsteelshow You love men with big balls — and *I* got the problem?

@ericbroder2 Well, that depends on if you like shriveled up impotent little guys who look like dykes, or if you like real men, with lots of testosterone, and big balls. Looking at your picture, I think I know the answer.

Is there anything more cringe and emasculating than seeing an old low testosterone man with earrings, a grandma's necklace, a bad face-lift, full makeup, and a circa 1983 Flock Of Seagulls hair piece? Presenting: Bruce Springsteen...

@VaughnvonVonn @RadioFreeTom @HansFiene That’s spectacular

@RadioFreeTom @HansFiene My favorite of these, I kid you not, is from the old 1960's game show "Letters to Laugh-In". I don't remember the woman's name they used, so I'll paraphrase. If Wanda Jackson married Henry Kissinger, divorced him and married Howard Hughes, she'd be "Wanda Hughes Kissinger now."

I want Kentanji Brown Jackson to marry Jackson Browne and I want them to add each other's last names to their existing last names so when they get married, we can say "congratulations to Kentanji Brown Jackson Browne and Jackson Browne Brown Jackson!"

@2021Sardonic @TheRickWilson Superb

@TheRickWilson We're almost there, Pam.

Drammmmmmma.

@LangmanVince Sure, his name rhymes with “Did Cock”

Seriously is there a dumber and more irrelevant musician on planet Earth than Bruce Springsteen who hasn't had a hit song since "Steets of Philadelphia" released 33 years ago in 1993?

@naugustine @situatedhook @joelpollak You’re a Deadhead and a Trumper? Jerry and Bob would hate you

@situatedhook @joelpollak Mm hmm, and retards like you think that mocking something is constructive.

* Daily presidential schedules * Obama: gives one big speech, plays a round of golf Biden: "calls a lid" at 9:30 a.m., goes to sleep Trump: attends oral argument at SCOTUS, watches rocket ship leaving for moon, delivers Oval Office address on a major war, bunch of other stuff

@kevmil150 @joelpollak Totally question both.

@joelpollak The man never stops. He is always working for us. Always. You may not agree with him all the time but you cannot question his work ethic and his desire to make this country great.

@NRA2ndAmendment @RadioFreeTom Agree totally. No cure known for Trump Cultist Loons like you

Of course he overruled the Army. Because helicopters are toys.

@Alice_MiaX Back atcha

You can support someone without blindly agreeing with everything they do. I voted for Trump. I like Trump. That doesn’t mean I co-sign every move he makes. Only an idiot agrees with everything someone does. Think for yourself. Have a backbone. Don’t spend your whole life sounding stupid.

@TimJGraham @AmericanIdol Truly, can’t understand you people. You never run out of things to take offense to.

Dear @AmericanIdol -- John Lennon's "Imagine" is the opposite of a faith song.

@RoganBarbara Only books “written” by Trump

Apart from the complete works of Adolf Hitler, there will be no books in trump's library. Why would there be? He can't read, and doesn't approve of others reading. #DemsUnited

@MaryKayCabot Is it possible that the Browns are much more concerned about his driving — which one day may kill someone — than they let on?

GM Andrew Berry confirms the #Browns aren't trading Myles Garrett, 'a career Brown,' in the wake of contract tweak: -----> cleveland.com/browns/2026/03…

@SeanOhhhh Ok. Here’s a test. Who played Lawrence in the movie Lawrence of Arabia?

Is this really a thing that grown men brag about?

@miles_commodore Oh no, it was never discussed

Do you remember the Chappaquiddick Affair involving Senator Ted Kennedy driving a car that plunged into a pond in 1969? I feel like this story is never discussed.