It’s Tuesday, March 24, 2026. Trump Report time whether you like it or not. Let’s effing go. _____ Okay I hate these stories but they seem to be happening daily. Chicago Democrat and 49th Ward Alderwoman commie Maria Hadden suggested that the illegal immigrant who shot 18-year-old Loyola University Chicago student Sheridan Gorman in the head may not have been entirely at fault for her brutal murder. Oh, this sh*t should be interesting. Hadden, a democrat as I mentioned, suggested that the young victim, just beginning her life, could be to blame, saying that if Sheridan had not been at that location and startled the illegal immigrant, the bullet trauma to her skull which instantly ended her life would likely not have occurred. Proud Democrat Hadden described the incident as a case of the victim being in the “wrong place at the wrong time” (while out doing normal neighborhood activities with her friends). Sheridan Gorman was only 18 years old. Her accused killer, Jose Medina-Medina, is an illegal immigrant from Venezuela who should not have been in the country. BTW, another proud Democrat made it easy for him to come into our country illegally. The corpulent Governor JB Pritzker and low IQ Mayor of Chicago, Johnson, both blame Trump. (He apparently fired a shot from a grassy knoll). Find someone who looks at you the way democrats look at ill*gal alien m*rderers. Follow me for more dating advice. (Yes, I’m well aware I’ve used that line before, but it makes me think I’m sooooooooo funny). _____ In Maryland, lawmakers are debating a bill that would require menstrual products in men’s restrooms at Baltimore Ravens and Baltimore Orioles stadiums. You democrats. This is why you lose. Men don’t want this. Not. One. Sick effs. _____ The Taliban has released US citizen Dennis Coyle, who had been held captive since January 2025. _____ Iran and Israel traded heavy strikes today, with Iranian missiles hitting Tel Aviv and Israeli aircraft targeting command centers in central Tehran, while the White House signaled a brief pause on further strikes. _____ President Trump oversaw the swearing-in of Markwayne Mullin as Homeland Security secretary in the Oval Office following Senate confirmation. During the ceremony, Trump gave the Democrats Socialists what for, for shutting down the department. _____ Trump announced that the US and Iran held productive talks and postponed strikes on Iranian power plants for five days in hopes of ending the escalating war. _____ Hundreds of ICE agents have been deployed to major US airports to assist with crowd control and ease travel delays caused by the ongoing DHS shutdown and TSA staffing shortages. _____ Trump claimed Iran sent the US a very significant oil and gas-related gift demonstrating its commitment to a deal, even amid continued military strikes in the region. No one knows what it is yet. We’ll…. I do but I’m locked into an airtight NDA. _____ A 27-year-old unvetted illegal immigrant from Guatemala, Carlos Aguilar Reynoso, has been indicted in Suffolk County, Long Island, for raping a five-year-old girl while babysitting. The child suffered serious internal injuries requiring surgery. He entered the US illegally with Joe Biden’s blessings. _____ A New York Times data review confirms ICE arrests averaged over 1,100 daily in 2026, nearly doubling last year’s rate. February peaked at 1,115 daily arrests. While the numbers have fluctuated slightly recently, this significant escalation represents record levels of interior enforcement and deportations under the current administration. _____ Deondre Dyson, 22, of Covington, Tennessee, was arrested on March 23, 2026, after police found a video on his phone of him sexually abusing a 3-year-old girl. He faces charges of unlawful photography and sexual exploitation of a child. Folks, this is too much. It has to be dealt with. _____ The San Francisco Chronicle reports that a 38-year-old Azerbaijani who had lived in the Bay Area used a complex health care fraud scheme to steal more than $90 million in government funds. His name is Anar Rustamov. He is a 38-year-old Azerbaijani national who formerly lived in Sunnyvale. Federal prosecutors say he remains at large. _____ Anyone with a keen ear could tell that the Supreme Court is leaning toward striking down state laws that permit mail-in ballots to be counted after Election Day. This is looking horrible for election cheaters. _____ Sorry it was so long but your beef ain’t with me. Your beef is with the Universe. Alright. Let’s all meet here tomorrow. I’ll bring a six pack. #MAGA #TheTrumpReport @GregoryGodbout @SarahisCensored @MadeInAmerica @ChristineX2024 @JannaPart2 @ric_dallas @steveth75737857 @EshaAA33 @MoroniusE @Old_SchoolEddie @FJHalle @patriotomar1 @ThrillaRilla369 @HoodedClaw1974 @SirBylHolte @Harley17Q @Luna_Jones79 @kea55500 @ClaireHair763 @ruaprotector @LeeMentab @kea55500
