the seafaring libertarian ⛵️

@lkz322 @ThickShelledEgg @TaraBull Your entire profile is you reposting pictures of naked white dudes. 😂 I think you care… a lot.

@ThickShelledEgg @TaraBull shut the fuck up, we don't care what any saltine wants us to be.

Man filming threatens to cut another subway passenger's face open for asking him to turn his speaker off.

@jessmachadoshow Wtaf Massachusetts!!!

Massachusetts migrants who were transitioned out of hotel shelters last summer were offered the HomeBase program, which provides up to two years of rent, security deposits and furniture. The program spent over 100 MILLION DOLLARS in 2025, up from just 12 million in 2022, the year migrants began to arrive in the state.

@sublime_seeker @Romy_Holland The entire couple is “new money”. Sure they are wealthy AF, but they definitely don’t embody the old money class and sophistication that usually comes with it.

@Romy_Holland Visible lip fillers and facial surgery are low status. They hate her because she's not 'classy/elegant' which is just code for class warfare. They resent her for getting into such wealthy circles without jumping through hoops to demonstrate sufficient taste to access them.

i literally don’t understand why everyone hates this woman. this dress is fine and she’s hot af for a 56yo woman. like, what kind of post-menopausal woman has a waist to hip ratio like that? do they hate her bc she tries to look good? is it bc she is rich? or bc she’s happy?

The DOJ has ONE WEEK left to charge Anthony Fauci for the worst cover-up in modern medical history. He lied to Congress about funding gain-of-function research in Wuhan. Millions died. Trillions were spent. And Fauci walked away with book deals and fawning media coverage instead of handcuffs. I re-upped my criminal referral to the DOJ because the evidence is overwhelming, and justice has been delayed long enough. RT if you’re ready to see Fauci behind bars.

@FluentInFinance Wait..I’m diamond and no one has sent me an email on this…. Where is my email Ed? I want to get angry about it with my other fellow diamond members. And we still want a dress code in the lounge dang it! :/

BREAKING: Delta Air Lines will no longer offer free snacks or drinks on all flights starting May 19th (under 350 miles). Meanwhile, Delta CEO Ed Bastian received $27.1 million in 2024. Consumers lose, every single time.

@big_fat_nick @RealDianeYap Thank you. I was about to do that. Pretty accurate. I think that one 7 is high though. :)

So many incels calling them 5s but they can’t be. 5 is the median. The median American woman is overweight. None of these women are overweight. So they must be at least 6’s. Lina’s right to put the average at 7.

These women are assholes. I’m sorry, to think you are entitled to someone based on their height? I’m 5’4 and married to someone 5’9’. I never ONCE thought I deserved anyone over a certain height (my brothers are over 6’4). I always looked for a guy who had a kickass personality. Who GAF otherwise? So sad. :/

Women were asked the minimum height they could date. their answers would literally amaze you

@kdiopeb @chickyxime The classic saying is 100 lbs for 5 ft and 5 lbs for each additional inch. I still think this is a good average assessment for women. It really all depends on muscle. At 5’4 I fluctuated between 125 and 145 depending on if I was running v heavy lifting.

@chickyxime 15% of men are over 6 feet tall, 15% of women are under 125 pounds. Imagine their reactions if men said they only date women who are under 125 pounds

@CardiboBardi @_between_this_ @kdiopeb @chickyxime I’m someone’s wife and I’m 124 lbs and 5’4. Im over 40 and work out every day. Saying being under 125 lbs is a child is something fat people say. Even tall ladies know 125 lbs is healthy at the right height.

@_between_this_ @kdiopeb @chickyxime Mind you he said under 125.. that is a child. What adult do you know that’s under 125?

@AtlanticHam @CJGRISHAM @GavinNewsom @GovTimWalz Or Chuck Schumer pretending to cook a burger.

@CJGRISHAM @GavinNewsom This is worse that @GovTimWalz pretending to know how to use a shotgun

You will not see anything gayer this week than @GavinNewsom pretending to use a skillsaw.

@heidimontag Please delete this. Good lord. This is going to obliterate your husband”s chance.

Doing the #IVDripDance because I want too! 💋✨️😉

@luongas @Linahuaa if they are 7s I’m a super model. Thank you for this Sunday ego boost :)

@Linahuaa Are you fucking high. Most of them are 5/10 or less. Non of them are even 7/10.

This is what an above average group of 7/10 American girls looks like. They're business students from a very good school (which already raises the average by a lot) They also have significantly below national average BMI. They gonna be top 15% earners. So, in order to looks and status match with them, you should be about 6 feet tall, be in decent shape, dress well, and earn about $150k. The numbers don't lie.

@real_lord_miles @Lifeinvestmoney Sadly I feel a female version of you wouldn’t do so well. Which is sad. I think the taliban would have fun hangin with me.

@Lifeinvestmoney Lord miles

Need a job where I can make six figures but I have no skills and I’m not very smart What field is this?

@Romy_Holland My mom too! You would think I’m safe when she gets distracted by her phone but no, she starts reading her texts and emails out loud. When it’s silent she starts singing to herself. It’s like she can’t have quiet ever.

i understand why ppl do small talk when they are first meeting someone, but why do some ppl do compulsive small talk all the time? my MIL just by default talks nonstop. “do you think all of that will fit in that suitcase? i always check my suitcase, don’t want to be lifting it on the plane. i take it to the gate and check it there. they let you check it for free!” “uber is here! last time i took an uber it was a prius. hard to get ubers at my house, have to call ahead.” “i talked to margaret. did i tell you that? she called me. she’s getting ready to go to the airport. 2pm fight for her. but she’s flying domestic. gets in in the evening.” but like basically nonstop for hours. never anything that needs to be said, always just kinda autobiographical and impossible to respond to with anything other than “mmmm.” it is very much the same as someone following me around with a television playing nonstop ads, but if i don’t kinda pay attention to the ads i am rude. not only can i now not have a normal conversation with my fiancé, i cannot even have interesting thoughts in my own mind.

@_DaniFesto @____GAZ_____ Holy cow her hands look HUGE on that tiny frame.

@____GAZ_____ She’s that thin ☹️

@pantinkins @SethAbramson It’s sadly so forgettable! 😂 lol

@seafaringlib @SethAbramson I'm from Kansas, and Nebraska was still in my last two 😂

If it's possible to feel embarrassment while one is alone, that's how I felt staring at this map for several minutes and trying to find all seven missing contiguous American states Crikey that was painful

@sleeperlbz @Nickisbackbaby Same with my brother. 😂

@Nickisbackbaby I thought wrestiling was gay and never watched it

Every male child went through a WWF/WWE wrestling phase when they were growing up. So I will ask who was the GOAT? Andre the Giant Hulk Hogan Rick Flare Ultimate Warrior Macho Man Randy Savage Stone Cold Brett Hart The Rock The Undertaker.............heaps of others?

@PamelaBies *good-looking men.

Men don't cross oceans for their 'soulmate'. They marry the woman who's already in their daily orbit when they are ready to settle down.

@lacoboschica Damn. Just, wow. I’m so sorry 😞

Me tuvieron que hacer una cesárea y el médico decidió hacerme una incisión vertical, de arriba abajo, dejándome una cicatriz enorme. Cuando le pregunté por qué no me la había hecho como normalmente se hacen, me respondió: “para que aprenda la lección, porque está muy joven para haber parido; ojalá cierre las piernas”. Durante años cargué la cicatriz pensando sólo en la marca física, hasta entender que también era violencia obstétrica y misoginia.