Uncooperative at Best

@SenWarren Why don’t you guys eliminate fraud before asking for more money?

@bryan_johnson Why would you put artificial turf in your yard?

Guys, I’m an idiot. All this time I’ve spent trying not to die, I had toxic turf in my backyard. Artificial turf contains crumb rubber infill made from recycled tires, which leaches chemicals including PFAS, heavy metals, and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons. These compounds are linked to hormone disruption, carcinogenicity, and systemic inflammation. I don’t know how I missed it. It makes me question my basic competence in life. What gets me is that I try so hard to survey the world of potential idiocy. Then I find out there’s a monument to idiocy sitting right in front of my face that I was blind to. I’m removing the turf, yet I’m still stuck with this seemingly unsolvable problem of how to not be an idiot.

@stats_feed Women are too. It's an appropriate place to be naked. Wash ya sweaty ass, get dressed, grab your bag, head on out.

Why are older men so comfortable with locker room nudity?

@SamaHoole Each kind has its uses. Grain fed has more marbling and fat so they're better for steaks, when the flavor of the meat is the star. But if you're making stir fry or something where the pieces should be smaller and more defined and served w sauce, grass fed is the way to go.

Grain-finished beef tastes better than grass-finished. Not marginally. Noticeably. The fat is milder. The marbling is more generous. The flavour is what most people, if you gave them both blind, would point at and say "that one." The entire artisan butcher industry has been very quiet about this. You can spend £40 a kilo chasing a flavour profile that the internet told you was superior, or you can go to the supermarket and buy the thing that's cheaper and tastier.

@fleming_benn He is risen indeed.

I still feel like I'm LARPing, seeing as I only came to faith four years ago, well into my thirties. But here goes... He is risen.

@MmisterNobody I think a lot of us do the 3 meals a day thing to make sure the kids are fed adequately and timely. But when adults are child free or empty esters, we eat when we're hungry. Which isn't 3 times a day, and it's refreshing we don't have to do that anymore.

Does anyone else think we aren’t designed to eat 3 meals per day?

@ThoughtCrimes80 As a registrar, I have a firm policy that no one collapses in my waiting room. The only way you can fall out is if you run in and fall out before you get to my desk (which has happened). I am out that door or over that desk getting you where you need to be.

The bystander effect is wild. A woman collapsed in the ER and nobody even blinked. After about a minute, a woman from outside came in to help and called out the medical staff for ignoring the patient. This is the American healthcare system in action.

@VladTheInflator I work w a nurse who works full time and puts her VA disability heck in the savings account so she can retire early.

Why does it seem like every person who worked a paid job in the military, who never experienced physical combat, is on disability?! They can't all be thieves can they? They can't all just take money from working Americans and think that is OK right?

@SenWarren Except that's not what you're gonna spend it on. It'll go to more fraudulent bullshit. Bc money in your pockets is more important than the crumbling civilization you preside over. You feckless fucking bitch. You can't have more of our money. Spend what you already get correctly.

Jeff Bezos has $222 billion. If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over. And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.

@ReadWriteRyan96 One time I was at choir practice before Easter service and the plaster came up behind me and was like "HE HAS RISEN!" and he scared the shit out of me and I turned around and drew back 😂

I shared this before, but I love this story about my wife: She became a Christian in college, but didn’t know much about church. So at her first Easter service, when people would say the traditional greeting of “He is risen!” she’d respond with an enthusiastic “Heck yeah, baby!”

@smerconish I think over the past few weeks, we've absolutely justified their need for a nuclear weapon.

We’re in Iran. The question now isn’t how we got here—it’s what we do next. If nearly bomb-grade uranium is unaccounted for, can we really walk away? We Can't Leave Without the Nuclear Material. Watch now: youtu.be/zh4Qgpkiv1M

@CAgovernor @CalkidsProgram I just saw an interview w you where you ditched your ex wife bc she wasn't on brand w you. So you pick/reject your spouse based on your brand. On how you'll look standing next to them as your first lady. That's a disgusting way to view women. You should know that.

California kids have TWO amazing resources available to help set them on the path toward a stronger future. Eligible families can claim their child's California @CalKIDSProgram account AND federal Trump Account to get FREE money for their future.

@bryan_johnson Make your own fucking food.

I've instructed my chef to make meals that are exactly 700 calories. But they're more than 700 calories. You know how I know? My resting heart rate is elevated by 3 beats per minute. I'm 1,000+ reps (days) in knowing how food impacts my heart rate.

@realtimsharp Why are they shooting and marching in the wrong direction? Iran is over there!

Exactly how does Israel bombing residential villages in Lebanon prevent Iran from having nuclear weapons? Explain it to me like I am 5.

@GBNT1952 For the same reason I left Christianity. I don't have a problem w God or Jesus, but I won't be associated w the Christians walking around. Too many are too awful and i will stand alone at the pearly gates and account for myself.

Why did someone with as much “tenacity and fight” as MTG voluntarily resign (with little fuss, I might add) from her spot in Congress, the place where she could have actually fought for changes in our government, to become a social media activist where she can no longer affect any real change through legislation?

@OzgurCreativity @Thevictoria76 Yup. Bc if I see my man sleeping in his truck after work, I'm gonna go make sure he's OK. If he wanna sleep in there, I'ma leave him to it too. You good? Good. I got dinner going, come in when your ready.

@Thevictoria76 The moment she woke him up with "SERIOUSLY?!" and started to yell at him. That's all I needed to know about this relationship. He indeed was hiding from her. And the fact that she still can't see the problem is her, and she blames the podcast? No wonder he locked the door.

Woman films her husband sleeping in his car… and instantly regrets it! 😳🚗

@leamaric I'm convinced that adults who proudly profess to hate children never grew up and see children as competition. I'm tired of dealing w 30yo full time children. Don't you have some fucking adulting to do?

This level of frenzied mania over the latest NPC slop drop toy is so bleak to witness. Mind you, this will end up in a landfill in a month or less. Grown women btw.

@chashmish1234 My skin has never been at 0. Why would you let yourself get to 0? Why didn't you tend to your fucked up face when it was at 70?50?30? You waited til 0? There's no fixing that. You're just fucked up now.

Girl to girl, tell us one skincare product that took your skin from 0 to 100.

@UziCryptoo So you're gonna have to make your own money in this life. That's a terrible shame. That's really what you get for waiting on somebody to die. The relationship was where the value lie. Not the house you never owned nor lived in.

My boomer uncle bought his house for $68,000 in 1992, Today it’s worth $1,300,000. He always told me I was in the will. Said I’d be taken care of. I spent years thinking I had a safety net. He died this week. The house went to his wife. Who is 61. Who just announced she’s getting remarried. I am not in the new will.

@littlebillie Well, w the culinary skills you've just described, maybe you should stick w jarlic.

Why would I use jarlic when I could dirty a knife and cutting board and spend 10 minutes peeling 4 garlic cloves, another 10 looking for my garlic press, and then clean up all the peels