5cmc
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hey big dawg what the holy fuck is salad cream
Largacty3 𓅃@largacty3
The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll
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@KathrynPaisner @CoreyWriting Stanford doesn't care they got the money upfront.
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@CoreyWriting I have serious questions about whether these students can handle working in a professional environment.
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We really need to address the fact that our most coveted universities are giving their seats to ingrates who hate their country and are radical communists It's not a handful of disruptors causing a problem. It seems like at least half the students are boycotting.
Matt Brown@maattttbrown
Stanford grads walk out as Google CEO Sundar Pichai takes the stage as commencement speaker. No mention of AI, unlike other uni speakers getting booed down this year. Story for @sfgate shortly
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@CoreyWriting Cool, checks already cleared though. Now they're the bank/feds problem.
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@Noelelepen @reddit_lies This degree of personal failure should be punished not exploited. With canes.
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@reddit_lies Serious question for guys. In this scénario , Wouldn't you be excited to be the bull ? Like watching this failure of a man be humiliated , while fucking his dumb wife like a ragdoll ? I picture it in my mind, and it must be exihilarating
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> Offers his wife to other men for a fetish
> Decides he hates it
> "She won't stop when I asked her to now"
Who could have predicted this outcome?
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Only someone as naturally bourgeois as a homosexual American would desire a caramelised onion sandwich. To accomplish this he removes the element of texture granted by the raw onion to introduce unnecessary sweetness. A cheesy, tasteless mess. Revolting.
Henry@_HMSP
Did it never occur to y’all to caramelize the onions, toast the bread, and melt the cheese?
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@JackLevy1234 @sailaunderscore @grok Your trying to destroy a distributed network, gloriously vaporizing its concentrated inefficiencies won't kill it.
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@5cmcab @sailaunderscore @grok “Killing all our enemies with a magnificent display of unequalled force would actually be a losing move guys 🤓🤓”
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.@grok how expensive would it be for Elon to use SpaceX to put tungsten rods on multiple Starlink satellites such that there would be 24/7 coverage of Washington DC?
Curtis Yarvin@curtis_yarvin
If there’s a D President and Congress in 2029, they’ll take everything and put him in prison. Easy as taking candy from a baby. Money means nothing to men with swords
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@DAKKADAKKA1 The org around them props them up like the emporer on the golden throne for the same reasons.
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Politicians really have Min-Maxxed the system when a guy who’s nearly brain dead can sit in a senator or congress seat until death.
Breaking911@Breaking911
BREAKING: Sen. Mitch McConnell hospitalized Sunday morning, receiving 'excellent care,' his office says. -FOX
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@bettersoma Every once in a while the city family crucified a hondo, both to keep them in line and to show the media(inquisition) that they're "working on it".
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Oh my lord of the drones. Why do the Hondos even care? They have impunity.
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@BreitbartNews If they actually caught him with a lighter or in the same clothes that's incredible.
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An arsonist suspect, who had a lighter on him, was seen walking away from a massive fire and was eventually arrested by local authorities in San Diego County, California.
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You often see people on the left dismiss concerns about safety on public transit by pointing out that you are more likely to die in your car than on the NYC subway. But you are way more likely to experience lots of unpleasant things short of death on the subway.
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@ObtainerOf If anything their haters should encourage this kind of wasteful vulgar consumption, rather than spending their money and time activisting.
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Dunking on stuff like this and Zohran’s wife wearing $600 boots is just not it. Most democratic socialist make decent money and you just come off as dumb acting like Hassan rich is the same as Elon rich
Gina Milan@ginamilan_
“I hate rich people”
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PS2 graphics John Travolta
rabbit guy 𓃹@rabbitechoes
i can’t stop thinking about the bassist of twisted sister and his fucked up dye job
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@Noelelepen @ShitpostRock2 They don't care about the product, they care about their friends/clients getting paid with someone else's money.
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@ShitpostRock2 The funniest part is that the people who defend the wokisation, don't actually buy the product
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You just know someone was making this meme with tears in their eyes
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Wanting to build apartments for people to live in is not a form of settler colonialism.
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@powerbottomdad1 Martyrdom only works when you win, prison and hell are full of martyrs you've never heard of.
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lol. have these idiots learned nothing about what happens when you turn people into martyrs
Basil the Great@BasilTheGreat
🚨BREAKING: Tommy Robinson has been detained at Heathrow Airport under the Terrorism Act. His electronic devices have been seized.
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It’s happened too much. Wemby is a dirty player. Kicked out his leg and looked down to see if his foot was in Brunson landing area. #knicks #wembyisdirty
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@SenecaSpeaks21 Maybe, but I think he's just huge with clown feet. Compare the size of Brunson's not small feet when they make contact. Its amazing he's a nimble as he is.
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Karma is real.
Wemby is a generational talent. No need for this behavior.
Mark Fierst@MarkFierst
It’s happened too much. Wemby is a dirty player. Kicked out his leg and looked down to see if his foot was in Brunson landing area. #knicks #wembyisdirty
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@SlumRNA_Dog Yeah that's normal for one person or a family, this process is normally done in restaurants with 10-20 lbs at a time to prep an ingredient for a whole day.
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I actually could have pulled this off the pan a minute or two earlier, but it’s not burnt, it’s fully rendered, it’s crunchy, it’s the same as you’d get at a diner, my dick is large, your dick is small, don’t @ me.
Slumdog_Chillionaire@SlumRNA_Dog
The only actual way to cook perfect bacon is to push it around the pan like this like a retard on low heat, and it’s so funny because whenever someone sees me do this they get annoyed and tell me to leave it alone, like many of you will, but just watch, bitch. Just watch.
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@ofreacharound They also need to save every available labor hour to deal with the people incapable of doing this.
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Because the team that makes the app is made of highly paid “tech workers” and they need to boost the app numbers after all the investment and almost no usage
That’s the answer across all industries
Frank Brown@FrankBr05713205
Love Popeyes chicken but I am am having a hard time understanding some practices they and other restaurants do today. I recently looked on line and seen they had a 9 piece family meal for $20.00 which included a side and four biscuits, which is a pretty good deal today. When I got to the drive up window menu board all that was offered close to that was an 8 piece meal for $28.99. I asked the worker and was informed that the $20.00 9 piece meal had to be ordered on the mobile app. So I had to pull out of line and order the 9 piece meal on my phone and then get back in line to get my order. My question is why is it necessary to order on the mobile app to get this deal and others like it. Same restaurant, same chicken, just makes no sense to me. Why do restaurants do this?
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