Andre Corbin

@emiliepfrank I lived with someone like this for many years. 'You know I don't eat chicken, and you know I don't american cheese. We've been over this for 10+ years. At this point, you're fucking with me on purpose, why?'

this is crazy. you have to go OUT OF YOUR WAY to not learn your spouse’s bagel order after almost 20 years of marriage

@_SpyDtroid_ There's a reason why people joke about 'I'm sorry'/'I'm so sorry' etc, but dirge is still enjoyable in its own way.

this game is making it so hard to find Lucrecia likable unfortunately. All she does is apologize and run away from the things she does willingly and hurts people, LIKE VINCENT, in the process. I hate the fact that Vincent is just so accepting of this.

@Guccistarboi Unironically really fucking good and it's a shame it cut out when it did.

So this how English sounded to the whole world who don’t speak English 😂 always wondered.

@TexanBaseball14 @HAPIOKI @texasroadhouse It was my first time going to the restaurant, that I remember. I was under the assumption that a piece of sirloin would be thicker than a piece of paper. My mistake I suppose.

@AndreCorbin1 @HAPIOKI @texasroadhouse Well I mean you went to Texas Roadhouse expecting a good chicken fried steak, that was your mistake. Texas Roadhouse only has good rolls, there food is trash

新しいアメリカの友達、この沖縄のステーキってどう思う？

@GuardTm No beans is better and I will hear no arguments. And while I generally enjoy products that use turkey meat, the turkey meat wolf brand chili is god-awful.

Japanese friends! You won't understand it, but these two cans are enough to cause Americans to get into pitched arguments

@waruder The best time to go to a Whataburger is just after 11:00 pm at night. They start the Breakfast menu at that time, but still serve the day menu as well. Getting to taste the breakfast biscuits as well as the hamburgers is the best time. Freshest food.

テキサスに行ってみたくなる。 これは美味そう。

@Sealder_SAN That's not well done, that's congratulations.

途中で炭火が強すぎたタイミングとテキサスクラッチの時に隙間があったため……硬かった！ 半生のビーフジャーキーみたくなっちゃった

本番のバーベキューをやります 妻が買ってきてくれた1キロの塊肉をね しっとり焼き上げていきます 今日はごま油で表面をしっとりさせてから塩コショウと砂糖をまぶして一晩寝かせます

@nakaido_F Holy hell, it's 30, not 10? That's insane. I gave FFBE guff for the amount of units there needed to max at 8, but this is reprehensible.

ディシディアのUR完凸必要枚数は30枚、だいたい50万円相当。 PU: 0.625%、非PU: 0.07812%のキャラ専用カード。 30枚集めて凸してもグロウエッグが足りなくて育成出来ない。グロウエッグはガチャ引けば出るけど… 尚完凸時のステ差は4倍らしい。究極の札束殴りゲー。 これ新キャラ出た時に引かれない問題っていう、幻影やハガモバが抱えてた問題をエグい形で継承してるけど学習してないのか？

@TeXgallery The real question: Which MUD? Never can tell who is floating around online from similar social circles 30+ years ago.

It’s Friday late at night. I walked with her online 30 years ago in a multi-user dungeon role-play game. Met her in a café in Hamburg 20 years ago. I had too much wine tonight. Should I call her? Text her? I’m plotting functions in TikZ to distract myself.

@SaffronOlive It could be cute if you did a similar thing, but with off-meta Standard Decks rather than the 'best'. People submit interesting lists they remember, or made, and how they competed against the big guys and playing out fun or novel brews.

We've decided that for the Best Standard Deck Ever tournament that if an old deck was built specifically to abuse a rule that existed at the time but doesn't exist now, we'll let that deck play by that rule. This is especially relevant for The Deck, which had a gameplan of going to zero life and then using Mirror Universe to swap life totals with the opponent because the rule at the time was that you wouldn't die (even at zero life) until the end of the phase. That rule might also matter for Channel Fireball (which could technically pay to zero life with Channel and then cast Fireball to win/draw the game.) We're only doing this for rules that were essential to a deck's gameplan and we're not playing by all the old rules, only using the specific one that matters to the deck.

@SaffronOlive A card does not need to be good, every other card in play just needs to be worse.

This has got to be the worst rare of all time, right?

🤣😂🤣🤣🤣dude

@TateTheTalisman I got a -10 on a test in highschool. Not many people in the world have done that I imagine. Gotta hire the best. Sometimes the ones that stand out go in the opposite direction. Or in my case lay in bed, dictating this message to Twitter.

I’m hiring. Won’t give the job description. Post underneath why you think you’re qualified to work for me. 2 positions available.

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@feydemon I'll be back later tonight, but would be happy to talk endlessly about restoration/daidem/fishing/etc then if you still need help with it. I've spent /way/ too much time there haha.

ok it did give me a lot of exp but how do I get the SCRIPS faster

i just unlocked the firmament in ffxiv and there’s like 10 trillion tutorials and things to do can someone just explain it to me like a human Being

@Math_files Humans are good at noticing patterns even when the patterns don't actually mean anything. Such is life.

Did you know that one of the most important discoveries in mathematical history happened because a scientist was bored during a meeting in 1963? Stanisław Ulam was sitting through a dull lecture when he began doodling on graph paper. He wrote the number 1 in the center, then spiraled outward—2, 3, 4, 5, and so on—simply to pass the time. But then he did something remarkable: he circled all the prime numbers—2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13... What he saw next was astonishing. The primes were not scattered randomly as everyone had assumed. Instead, they formed striking diagonal lines across the spiral—like hidden highways running through the numbers. This seemed impossible. Prime numbers are supposed to be irregular and unpredictable, yet here they were, aligning in beautiful patterns no one had noticed before. When Ulam showed his discovery to other mathematicians, they were amazed. What began as a simple doodle revealed deep and mysterious structures within numbers—patterns that, even today, we do not fully understand.

@AMAZlNGNATURE Lost in the sauce.

A massive polar bear that was found eating a whale carcass, Norway

@0liviajulianna That gas station in the galleria area is arguably the most expensive gas station in Houston. Even on a normal day.

I took this picture today in Houston you fucking losers lol

Houston. Texas.

This is such a fantastic twist.