Mr Gee (Official Gag Thief)  𝕏

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Phone found in park. Let me know if it’s yours…

I’m completely skint but wanted to learn to play an instrument… I went for the air guitar! 🎸

My faith has been restored in humanity… …I have a Ring doorbell and not a single extra puff was taken! 🤣 Happy Halloween!!! 🤣 🚬 💨 🤗 🎃 👻 #Halloween #RingDoorbell #Ring @ring

Bad news for dyslexics …on the 26th of October, Your cocks go black.

What f*cking weirdo sets fireworks off early October? Dog has just nearly sh!t itself… and knocked the Christmas tree over. 🤬

@TribbleSlayer_1 @CopThatCooks @DaveSamW @UKCopHumour @spans51 @kenworthy39 @TrooperBenKHP @TrooperTodKHP @benperry_2001 @dorsetbikeEXcop @ChrisThinkbiker @Kirsty_Louise04 @Ex_arv_sgt @KHPTrooperTiff @TrooperJodiKHP Thank you so much for the #FF Anja. Much appreciated.

And a #FF @CopThatCooks @DaveSamW @UKCopHumour @spans51 @ComedyGee @kenworthy39 @TrooperBenKHP @TrooperTodKHP @benperry_2001 @dorsetbikeEXcop @ChrisThinkbiker @Kirsty_Louise04 @Ex_arv_sgt @KHPTrooperTiff @TrooperJodiKHP

Yeeeeees! My new iPhone pro has arrived?? And I love it!!! 🥰

@TribbleSlayer_1 @CopThatCooks @DaveSamW @UKCopHumour @spans51 @kenworthy39 @TrooperBenKHP @TrooperTodKHP @benperry_2001 @dorsetbikeEXcop @ChrisThinkbiker @Kirsty_Louise04 @Ex_arv_sgt @KHPTrooperTiff @TrooperJodiKHP Thank you Anja!!!!! x

And a #FF @CopThatCooks @DaveSamW @UKCopHumour @spans51 @ComedyGee @kenworthy39 @TrooperBenKHP @TrooperTodKHP @benperry_2001 @dorsetbikeEXcop @ChrisThinkbiker @Kirsty_Louise04 @Ex_arv_sgt @KHPTrooperTiff @TrooperJodiKHP

Exterminate!

@TribbleSlayer_1 @CopThatCooks @DaveSamW @UKCopHumour @spans51 @kenworthy39 @TrooperBenKHP @TrooperTodKHP @benperry_2001 @dorsetbikeEXcop @ChrisThinkbiker @Kirsty_Louise04 @Ex_arv_sgt @KHPTrooperTiff @TrooperJodiKHP HAGW Anja… 🎉 Thank you for the #FF 🤗

And a #FF @CopThatCooks @DaveSamW @UKCopHumour @spans51 @ComedyGee @kenworthy39 @TrooperBenKHP @TrooperTodKHP @benperry_2001 @dorsetbikeEXcop @ChrisThinkbiker @Kirsty_Louise04 @Ex_arv_sgt @KHPTrooperTiff @TrooperJodiKHP

@TribbleSlayer_1 @CopThatCooks @DaveSamW @UKCopHumour @spans51 @kenworthy39 @TrooperBenKHP @TrooperTodKHP @benperry_2001 @dorsetbikeEXcop @ChrisThinkbiker @Kirsty_Louise04 @Ex_arv_sgt @KHPTrooperTiff @TrooperJodiKHP Thank you for the #FF Anja @TribbleSlayer_1 - HAGW x

And a #FF @CopThatCooks @DaveSamW @UKCopHumour @spans51 @ComedyGee @kenworthy39 @TrooperBenKHP @TrooperTodKHP @benperry_2001 @dorsetbikeEXcop @ChrisThinkbiker @Kirsty_Louise04 @Ex_arv_sgt @KHPTrooperTiff @TrooperJodiKHP

@TribbleSlayer_1 @CopThatCooks @DaveSamW @UKCopHumour @spans51 @kenworthy39 @TrooperBenKHP @TrooperTodKHP @benperry_2001 @dorsetbikeEXcop @ChrisThinkbiker @Kirsty_Louise04 @Ex_arv_sgt @KHPTrooperTiff @TrooperJodiKHP Yay… thank you for the #ff Anja. ☀️

And a #FF @CopThatCooks @DaveSamW @UKCopHumour @spans51 @ComedyGee @kenworthy39 @TrooperBenKHP @TrooperTodKHP @benperry_2001 @dorsetbikeEXcop @ChrisThinkbiker @Kirsty_Louise04 @Ex_arv_sgt @KHPTrooperTiff @TrooperJodiKHP

I’m not buying Evian water anymore, they must think I’m stupid… it's naive backwards!!! I now buy the slightly cheaper Tnucyllis instead, I think it's Greek.

Huh 🤔 Try counting sideways and then Up the ways!?

@TribbleSlayer_1 @CopThatCooks @DaveSamW @UKCopHumour @spans51 @kenworthy39 @TrooperBenKHP @TrooperTodKHP @benperry_2001 @dorsetbikeEXcop @ChrisThinkbiker @Kirsty_Louise04 @Ex_arv_sgt @KHPTrooperTiff @TrooperJodiKHP Thank you Anja - Have a fabulous weekend and I hope you have a lovely week ahead! ;-)

And a #FF @CopThatCooks @DaveSamW @UKCopHumour @spans51 @ComedyGee @kenworthy39 @TrooperBenKHP @TrooperTodKHP @benperry_2001 @dorsetbikeEXcop @ChrisThinkbiker @Kirsty_Louise04 @Ex_arv_sgt @KHPTrooperTiff @TrooperJodiKHP

@TribbleSlayer_1 @CopThatCooks @DaveSamW @UKCopHumour @spans51 @kenworthy39 @TrooperBenKHP @TrooperTodKHP @benperry_2001 @dorsetbikeEXcop @ChrisThinkbiker @Kirsty_Louise04 @Ex_arv_sgt @KHPTrooperTiff @TrooperJodiKHP Thank you for the #FF Anja. Wishing you a great weekend and week ahead. ;-)

And a #FF @CopThatCooks @DaveSamW @UKCopHumour @spans51 @ComedyGee @kenworthy39 @TrooperBenKHP @TrooperTodKHP @benperry_2001 @dorsetbikeEXcop @ChrisThinkbiker @Kirsty_Louise04 @Ex_arv_sgt @KHPTrooperTiff @TrooperJodiKHP

(2/2) …vitamin patch you slap on your forehead. Oh, and remember to buy shares in biscuits… trust me on this one. #BackFromTheFuture #YoullThankMeLater #TimeTravelTroubles

🚨 MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE 🚨 I’ve just time-travelled back from the year 2040… and I have urgent news. By then, self-checkout machines are sentient and demanding tips… trousers have nine pockets (but no one remembers why) and “coffee” is just a… (1/2)