Evan Olson
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@MUKIDEZA2 I had to get an emergency hair cut and my barber was not available so I went to a hair salon. My now wife was sitting there, I said hi and smiled, got my hair cut and left. She asked the stylist who I was, got my number, and the rest is history.
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てか、アメリカ人ってどうやって
奥さん見つけて結婚してんの？
ダークソウルを全裸でクリアするより難易度高く感じるんだけど！
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@CollinRugg This is why there were laws in WA and OR outlawing black people back in the day
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NEW: Seattle Storm WNBA player Natisha Hiedeman says she "didn't know what was going on" when she saw a mountain (Mount Rainier) from her balcony.
Mount Rainier is 14,410 feet high and is visible from Seattle.
"I was just sitting on my balcony and I sat on my balcony like mad times. I had never seen it, so I didn't know like what was going on."
Hiedeman joined the team about a week ago but says she never realized there was a mountain despite spending "mad times" on her balcony.
Lmao.
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@tuuu28283 What was the best JDM car of the 90’s in your opinion?
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@MarioNawfal Imagine chalking up murdering thousands of people to “impulse”
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🚨🇺🇸🇮🇷🇮🇱 The Wall Street Journal just dropped a bombshell report on the inside story of the Iran war...
The key revelations:
Trump used to call the Middle East "blood and sand" and wanted nothing to do with it.
Then Netanyahu gave him a "persuasive February briefing" in the Situation Room, backed by repeated calls from Lindsey Graham, and Trump changed his mind.
He thought it would be as easy as Venezuela.
Trump was "in awe" of the scale of the bombs, watching clips of explosions every morning.
But he did "little to sell the American public on the war" and grew frustrated when he didn't get praised for it.
His own team showed him midterm polling that proved the war was dragging down Republican candidates.
He "quickly began ruminating on how the military action could turn into a catastrophe."
On the Strait: Trump told his team before the war that Iran would "likely capitulate before closing the strait."
His advisers were "caught off guard" that tanker traffic stopped so quickly.
Trump later "marveled at the ease with which the strait was closed," saying "a guy with a drone can shut it down."
By late March, before the F-15 was even shot down, Trump ordered his team to find a way to start talks.
The war was already over in his mind weeks before the ceasefire.
His aides begged him to stop doing impromptu interviews because he was contradicting himself publicly.
He agreed to stop, then went right back to calling reporters.
The April 1 address to the nation was Susie Wiles' idea to "reassure the country Trump had a plan."
Trump didn't want to do it because, in his own words, he couldn't declare victory and didn't know where it was going.
This report paints a picture of a president who was talked into a war by Netanyahu and Graham, realized it was a mistake within weeks, spent the rest of the conflict looking for the exit, and was frustrated that nobody would give him credit along the way.
The war was an impulse, sold by an ally with different objectives, enabled by advisers who couldn't say no, and sustained by a president who was too proud to admit the mistake until the economy forced his hand.
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal
🚨🇮🇷🇺🇸 "Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards" to "A whole civilization will die tonight"... the real story behind Trump's two most shocking posts The WSJ's inside account finally reveals what was happening when Trump sent the posts that stunned the world. Six hours before the Easter morning Hormuz post, at 2 AM, he'd received word that the second F-15 airman had been rescued from Iran after a 24-hour operation that could have turned into the lowest point of his presidency. Trump wasn't even in the Situation Room during the rescue. Aides deliberately kept him out because they believed his impatience would hurt the operation. He got updates by phone. He finally went to bed after 2 AM. Six hours later, he was back at it. "Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell." With "Praise be to Allah" added on Easter morning. Republican senators and Christian leaders flooded the White House with calls. Why the F-word? Why an Islamic prayer on Easter? An adviser asked him about it. Trump said the Allah idea was his own. He wanted to sound "as unstable and insulting as possible" because he thought it would bring Iran to the table. The language, he said, the Iranians would understand. Then he asked aides: "How's it playing?" Three days later came the civilization-ending post. Also improvisational. Also not part of any national security plan. Rubio privately told others the language might actually work. Ninety minutes before the deadline, Trump announced the ceasefire. The madman theory of diplomacy, running live on Truth Social. Chaos as strategy. Profanity as policy. And somehow, 10 days later, the war is closer to ending than anyone thought possible... Source: WSJ
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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Nissan NISMO@NISMO
The Skyline is back. Drop a 😮💨 if you want to see more. @Nissan
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this will not be up for discussion
left:
golden retriever
border colli
st. bernard
dachshund
springer spaniel
beagle
english sheepdog
komondor
irish setter
great dane
italian greyhound
french bulldog
australian shepherd
sharpei
centralist:
labrador retriever
right:
german shepherd
chinese crested
pitbull
corgi
boxer
poodle
doberman
pomeranian
bernese mountain dog
jack russel
chow chow
airedale terrier
husky
yorkshire terrier
dalmation
rottweiler
any of those crusty white rat dogs
fascist:
chihuahua
Mariè@p8stie
Someone should make a list of right wing and left wing dog breeds
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UNREAL:
🇺🇸 U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent just said something extraordinary.
"Change your withholding. You will get an automatic real wage increase."
Translation: stop letting the government take your money upfront.
Keep it yourself. Every week. Every month.
The U.S. Treasury Secretary just told Americans to hold onto their own money.
That is not a normal thing for a Treasury Secretary to say.
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🇨🇳🇯🇵 Japan just sailed a warship through the Taiwan Strait without asking China for permission.
China’s Foreign Ministry is furious, calling it a “deliberate provocation” that seriously damages bilateral ties.
Japan's PM has already warned that any Chinese military action against Taiwan, especially involving warships and force, could become a “survival-threatening situation” for Japan.
Turns out Japan has a navy and isn't afraid to use it anymore.
Source: @War_Radar2
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal
🇨🇳🇹🇼 While the U.S. scrambles to get out of Iran, China just made another quiet move on Taiwan Xi met with Taiwan's opposition leader, the first visit by a Kuomintang chairperson to China in nearly a decade He followed it up with economic sweeteners: trade deals, investment access, resumed travel China isn’t threatening Taiwan. China is seducing Taiwan. Source: Bloomberg
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@OfVerbosity @FutonSamurai @DavidCantone @aakashgupta Black women have vaginal pH levels equivalence to that of chimpanzees, while whites and asians are 2 points more acidic. Black people are literally monkeys, thats why they look the same.
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@FutonSamurai @DavidCantone @aakashgupta You're a retard if you can't tell the difference between a monkey and a human being. If an actual monkey was playing Helen it would actually be impressive. I knew they were smart but didnt think they could do the classics.
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Christopher Nolan just showed Trojan Horse footage from The Odyssey at CinemaCon. The business math behind this movie is wild.
$250 million budget. His most expensive film ever. First movie shot entirely on IMAX 70mm cameras. No franchise, no sequel, no superhero IP. The source material is a 3,000-year-old poem.
IMAX opening weekend tickets went on sale a full year before release. They sold out in 12 hours. $1.5 million in ticket revenue before a single TV spot aired.
The trailer pulled 121.4 million views in 24 hours. More than Universal's Wicked sequel. More than double what Oppenheimer's first trailer did in the same window.
Today's footage confirmed Charlize Theron is playing Calypso, the nymph who kept Odysseus trapped on her island for seven years. The scene opens with Damon asking her "How long have I been here?" He can't remember if he had a wife or a son.
That's pure Nolan. Starting the story in captivity, with a man who's lost his own identity. The same filmmaker who opened Memento backwards.
The cast is absurd: Damon, Holland, Hathaway, Pattinson, Zendaya as Athena, Lupita Nyong'o, Theron, Bernthal as Menelaus, Safdie as Agamemnon, Mia Goth, Leguizamo, Elliot Page, Travis Scott. Nolan joked it would be faster to list who isn't in it.
His last five films averaged $680 million worldwide. Oppenheimer made $976 million with an R rating and a three-hour runtime about a physicist.
Every studio spent the last decade convinced original films can't open big. Nolan's response: adapt the oldest story in Western literature. Homer's been in public domain for about 2,500 years.
Nolan IS the franchise. His name on a poster does what a superhero logo used to do. Universal figured this out when they signed him after Warner Bros let him walk over a streaming window dispute. Twenty years of partnership, gone.
July 17. IMDb's most anticipated film of 2026. Built from a poem your ninth-grade English teacher assigned.
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@LN2_R0gue @JStocker808 we can do this but dont have high speed rail
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A girl I know:
>Got a baby
>spends all time on the baby
>dad feels neglected, lacks sex and attention
>mom is too exhausted to care
>dad is frustrated and becomes icky
>mom is repelled by his behavior
>daddy becomes even more icky and refuses to help with chores due to perceived unfairness
>mom has an even bigger ick and is even more exhausted
>even less sex and attention
>spiral...
What's the solution?
Just suck some damn dick!
What's the alternative?
Break up and kid grows up without father.
Human problems are so trivial, but everyone's so stubborn...😮💨
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@WuWei113 @JStocker808 i saw a projects black bitch in town today driving like a straight up nigger, this doesn’t surprise me at all
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@skdh Is there a lot of pesticides in the wheat from which the bread is made from? I have read studies which show people are not allergic to the grains themselves, but the chemicals they’ve been sprayed with.
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i have developed a gluten intolerance, congratulations to me🫤
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@tuuu28283 American’s dont judge you based on looks or stature, we judge based on the content of your character. Combine that with our shared history of the fiercest fighters in WW2, being descendants of those fighters, we have a generational respect engrained in us.
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@kenki_kids @JStocker808 how is this country not producing 5 kids per family with this mentality
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