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Let’s talk about DoorDash Grandma 🧵 : what does it say about a society whose feel-good story is a 78 year old woman who has to work as a DoorDash driver to pay for her husband’s cancer treatment? This is the use case the White House is highlighting as a *positive* story. How and why is this something to celebrate?

@HormuzLetter No no no, this has to be wrong. Xi wrote Trump a love letter so everything’s fine.

NEW: Iran used a Chinese-built spy satellite to target US military bases across the Middle East during the war, monitoring Prince Sultan Air Base in Saudi Arabia, Muwaffaq Salti in Jordan, the US Fifth Fleet naval base in Bahrain, and Erbil airport in Iraq, per leaked Iranian military documents reviewed by FT. The TEE-01B satellite was built and transferred in-orbit to the IRGC Aerospace Force in late 2024 by Chinese company Earth Eye Co, with imagery taken before and after Iranian drone and missile strikes. China's foreign ministry denied the claim, calling it "not true."

@mehdirhasan Look, Trump’s just a big pen pal guy. I for one am happy he’s bringing pen pals back.

Basically to get Trump to do what you want, you just have to write him a nice letter. Kim did it. Now Xi’s done it. Trump, the pathetically insecure and needy man-child of a president, falls for it every time.

@HormuzLetter The good news is all deployed soldiers have been given Birkenstocks so it’s not technically boots on the ground. Promise made, promise kept!

NEW: US military officials are planning ground operations on Iranian soil, including Special Operations missions to extract nuclear material, Marines landing on coastal areas, and seizing Iran's main oil export terminal at Kharg Island, per two US officials cited by Washington Post. The Pentagon is simultaneously deploying over 10,000 additional troops to the Middle East including the USS George H.W. Bush carrier group, joining the 50,000 personnel already in the region as the April 22 ceasefire expires.

@EricLDaugh Man, if only we could get Pam Bondi under oath to speak on the ‘satanic, demonic, child sacrificing monsters’, maybe we could get to the bottom of the ‘Trump card’ mentioned here. Unfortunate Trump coincidentally fired her right before her hearing. Sad!

🚨 JUST NOW: President Trump posts that "God might be playing his TRUMP card!" with an image depicting Jesus Christ and 47 "The Radical Left Lunatics might not like this, but I think it is quite nice!!!"

@jonfavs @atrupar Jon, I think there’s a simple answer here. Namely, the FEMA Director who teleports around the country is clearly DEEP into the psychological world. Trump probably talked to him - who better to answer that question than a guy with instant access to a short stack?

Incredible: "I asked people that are deep into the psychological world, I said why is it that that a voter votes for the opposite party, even when you have a good president"

@NoDakDJ @bonchieredstate Sure bud. Makes perfect sense when someone’s “big picture” includes ‘operational details’ that are explicitly contradicted by the *real* operational details. I know I know - I’m too retarded to understand the 5D chess. It’ll all be clear “very soon” or in “2 weeks”.

@FallacyFlagHQ @bonchieredstate "Big picture" vs "operational details". Have somebody explain it to you. There are better uses for my time.

45K likes because people don't understand the blockade is of Iranian ports, not the Gulf states.

@FoxNews Did NASA teleport there like it was a Waffle House or did they resort to more conventional pedestrian travel methods?

'GREAT PRIDE': President Trump gives praise to NASA after the successful Artemis II moon mission and claims the U.S. has rocketed past Russia and China in the space industry.

@FoxNews BREAKING: yeah right.

BREAKING: President Trump reveals China will not send weapons to Iran as Operation Epic Fury continues to play out in the Middle East: "They have agreed not to send weapons to Iran. President Xi will give me a big, fat, hug when I get there in a few weeks. We are working together smartly, and very well! Doesn’t that beat fighting??? BUT REMEMBER, we are very good at fighting, if we have to - far better than anyone else!!!"

@atrupar The scary thing is he likely actually believes this shit. You can see in real time him getting high on his own supply. That’s the difference between pop culture narcissism and the genuine clinically diagnosable version.

Trump: "I had the greatest year, the greatest opening year. I ended 8 wars. The greatest economy ever. But even when you have a great president, they tend to lose the midterms. It doesn't make sense to me. We've had the greatest year in the history of the presidency, first year. We should be given credit."

@KobeissiLetter Well that does it then. Trump’s never lied and China’s never deceived. We can put this one in the bank folks.

BREAKING: President Trump says China has agreed not to send weapons to Iran.

@atrupar “Very soon” - yes! Some would even say 2 weeks!

Trump: "Gasoline is coming down very soon, and very big" (it's amazing how he's just talking to bullshit his way through all of his problems right now)

@atrupar “Essentially” is probably doing a lot of work there. Also, kudos to Trump for bringing pen pals back.

Trump: "President Xi just wrote me a beautiful letter. He responded to a letter I wrote because I had heard that China is giving weapons to Iran. I wrote him a letter asking him not to do that. And he wrote me a letter saying that essentially he's not going that."

@GuntherEagleman Well if it’s straight from him, there’s no reason to question it! Red Cross Jesus would never lie, amirite?

🚨Straight from Trump! China is very happy that I am permanently opening the Strait of Hormuz. I am doing it for them, also - And the World. This situation will never happen again. They have agreed not to send weapons to Iran. President Xi will give me a big, fat, hug when I get there in a few weeks. We are working together smartly, and very well!! Doesn’t that beat fighting??? BUT REMEMBER, we are very good at fighting, if we have to - far better than anyone else!!!

@NewsWire_US That’s because there isn’t really a blockade. Trump governs by spectacle. It’s a manufactured reality tv show with cheesy cliffhangers. Once one views him through that lens, all of his bluster and posturing makes perfect sense.

SANCTIONED IRANIAN SUPERTANKER BROKE US BLOCKADE: FARS

@GuntherEagleman Gawd this shit’s insufferable. We’re run by 12 year olds, truly.

🚨Trump dropped this post! Media worshipping Obama like he was the second coming of Christ… halos, messiah posters, ‘The First Gay President’ headlines. Zero outrage. Zero fact-checks. Zero meltdowns.

@DemetreCla48651 @AdamKinzinger Yes, the hallmark of a leader - refuse to acknowledge mistakes, insist on being lavishly praised, and above all else be a total asshole. This is 5th grader level ‘leadership’.

@FallacyFlagHQ @AdamKinzinger He’s said to never admit your wrong which he stands by for himself.

Curious since you think he is a “believer.” When he said he’s never had to ask god for forgiveness, what do you think that means?

@NoDakDJ @bonchieredstate This isn’t hard. My initial post didn’t ‘highlight’ either. Rather, it noted how the collective messaging was disjointed. It isn’t a crazy expectation that the President coordinate with CENTCOM so that their messaging is consistent.

@FallacyFlagHQ @bonchieredstate And you choose to highlight THAT general post, versus the one that provides the actual details of HOW the blockade will be conducted, from the people who will actually be conducting it. Thanks for making my point.

@Angelkattexas16 @rawsalerts He’s stopped the Iran war 6 times alone

@FallacyFlagHQ @rawsalerts Hey, he’s stopped about 8 wars, maybe 12. Depends upon his meds.

🚨#BREAKING: President Donald Trump has announced on Fox News that the Iran War is over

@BRICSinfo Just in: he’s been saying that since 2019

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 US President Trump says the Iranians desperately want to make a deal.

Dates in which Donald Trump has said Iran wants to make a deal: SECOND TERM March 14, 2026 - In a phone interview with NBC, Trump claimed: "Iran wants to make a deal, and I don’t want to make it because the terms aren't good enough yet." March 22, 2026 - Following weeks of US and Israeli strikes, Trump posted on Truth Social: "They want to make a deal. I don't." March 23, 2026 - Trump told reporters that Iran wants "to make a deal" and claimed US envoys were actively holding talks with a respected Iranian leader to end the war. March 24, 2026 - In comments to the press, Trump declared that the US had "won" the war and claimed that Iran wants "to make a deal so badly." April 13, 2026 - Shortly after the US military imposed a naval blockade on Iranian ports, Trump told reporters at the White House: "We’ve been called by the other side... They'd like to make a deal very badly." FIRST TERM July 23, 2019 - During a speech at Turning Point USA's Teen Student Action Summit, Trump discussed sanctions on Iran, stating: "They want to make a deal badly." January 3, 2020- In an interview on Fox Business following the US strike on Qasem Soleimani, Trump claimed that Iran wanted to make a deal "badly" and suggested it could happen quickly.January 27, 2026 - In an interview with Axios as a US carrier strike group moved into the region, Trump stated: "They want to make a deal, I know so. They called on numerous occasions and they want to talk."

Trump in a new unreleased Fox interview when asked if the Iran war is over: "I think it's close to over... we're not finished. We'll see what happens. I think they want to make a deal very badly."