@JohnMatthe64190 @Mericamemed Most likely. Probably seen a pic of one
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Harry Callahan
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When I shot a gun for the first time, the first thought that went through my head was. "Hell fkn Yea!" and not this sissy of an excuse.
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Lotta chirping right now about Aragorn’s sword fighting. Cc: @GRRMspeaking
Few years back. I got to ask the GOAT.
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Was just telling this to someone the other day. True true words
Happy Captain@EODHappyCaptain
Prove me wrong: The worst fire guard shift is between 0300-0400 when there isn’t enough time to go back to sleep so you just lay there waiting to get up for the day.
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Rewatched Mortal Kombat the other night. Johnny Cage legit hauled all those suitcases up all of those stairs, but then never once changed his outfit.
GIF
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You ever smell something and you can’t quite put your finger on what it smells like? It’s like going into a room and forgetting what you were supposed to get. Oh well, I’m sure my dog will fart again soon and I’ll figure it out then.
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Jackie Chan’s pole stunt in Police Story is one of the greatest feats ever captured on film. The pole was rigged with live electric bulbs, Jackie survived second-degree burns to his hands, a dislocated pelvis & a back injury.
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic
what's your favorite stunt in a movie?
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🤣🤣🤣that right there is a community coming together to clean up a mess
Ribz of Tik Tok@ribzoftiktok
Fastest clean up I've ever seen
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@MansplainStuff @HardPass4 I have a joke hidden in my tweet, but nonetheless, you make a very valid point.
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@GunORdig_YouDig @HardPass4 It gets worse. Some people are passably smart, maybe even smarter than you, good at their jobs even.
But books are just words to them. A tech manual or The Hobbit. Just words, they read them fine, but the words dont come to life.
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Facts.
22% of US adults are illiterate - below level 1 reading
54% of US adults read at a 6th grade level or below.
Daniel Fazio@danielfazio
I have a deep fascination with discovering how retarded the average person is. You’ll never understand until you work customer service. Exposed to hundreds of unique people weekly. Each one with a range of cognitive ability spanning from brilliant to genuinely stupid. I want to make some kind of series exposing this. You think everybody is like you. They’re not. You think drug addicts are just you with addiction. They’re not. You think poor people are just you with no money. They’re not. You think criminals are just you but angry. They’re not. They’re retards. Unfathomably, impressively stupid people. You just don’t get it
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@joeroganhq He was in my axe throwing league. Dun took all our money. F*ck that dude
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Sweet! All my fart jokes and Lord of the Rings memes have finally paid off!!
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What’s one thing all men can agree on? I’ll go first. Under the right circumstances we would all like to experience a final stand.
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Leo was finally able to sunbathe today. It’s been so cold, we can only go for walks. He’s not coming in anytime soon.
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Thank you so much for the follows. Trying to add everyone as fast as I can. In the meantime, here is Leo and Elly. You’ll be seeing plenty of them
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